Don’t Derek and Claire know we’ve suffered enough this season #bb27

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Do you think production knows how bad they fucked up #bb27

Duck it I quit watching but damn I’ll turn on Ava too I trust yall #bb27

After long and careful consideration, I’ve decided I’m out. The cursed twist ruined this season. Maybe I’ll come back next year idk but wow production real fumbled the bag so sad #bb27

Such a reflection of society. 30-40 aged woman follows the rules, plays the game spectacularly and excels. Just as she is about to realize a goal that felt unattainable..rules are changed...#bb27

They would never do this to a male returnee… #BB27

Hi BB pals, may I recommend Survivor: Australia vs the World if you’re looking for an excellent, strategy-based show to watch that manages to deliver on its premise and has a production team that includes twists without going against the very nature of the show #bb27

We talked to @ashleybrooke.bsky.social about her various obsessions including her collection of vintage sheets! It’s a fun one! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social

THEY’RE BACK #bb27

Ok new theory, Vinny likes acting like this. He’s gotta enjoy it otherwise he would leave these convos #bb27

I feel bad for Keanu. The only people he has left to talk to in the game don’t like him. He lost a real one with Rachel #bb27

Have Will and Kathryn ever been in the same room together #bb27

Why doesn’t Kathryn get that Vinny is on their side? He’s doing it in front of her? This is so confusing #bb27

Vinny get up and make a snack or smothering geez we need you to end this convo #bb27

Ava and Morgan look locked in everyone else has bad form #bb27

WALL COMP ON FEEDS NOW #bb27

The Big Brother house needs a cat #bb27

Mickey thinking America hates Rachel for putting up Rylie!! She said “as long as it’s not me (they hate)” LMAOOOO 🤭 #BB27

Today’s one of those feed days that has me pumped for Taran tomorrow #bb27

I need Rachel to get in that room what is she doing #BB27

Just hit the wall on watching Vince for the day #bb27

Keanu has really been putting on a show on the feeds today and I just want to take a moment to thank him #BB27

Big Brother is mostly counting #bb27 #bigbrother

I don’t care if it’s late, I’m texting everyone I know about the new HOH 👑 #BB27

Not to toot my own horn, but I was diagnosed with ADHD in the 90s which was actually very hard to do as a girl back then and means I was probably unbearably insufferable and in that way I am a trailblazer

#BB27 Will always be remembered as the season Taran introduced “crashing out” to his feed update lexicon

Why is Keanu sooooooooo bad at talking to women, should be studied tbh #bb27

Does Zach know he can take himself off the block #bb27

“Cheers bitches” - Will lololololol #bb27

RUN ASHLEY RUN #bb27

FEEDS NOW 👹 #bb27

BIG BROTHER TURN THE FEEDS BACK ON

Big Brither has come back just in time for me to bail on trying to catch up on Love Island

Whoever chooses the thumbnails at Paramount+ is a chaotic evil madman. I’m trying to shield my loved ones from Star Trek spoilers and they want to show the most salacious Picard pic imaginable

Everyone knows we invented universities for basketball

Having one of those nights where I miss being young and dumb!! (aka wish I could have a crispy sprite without fear of kidney damage)

Got my one and only into Star Trek: TNG and it’s been completely life-affirming. Strongly recommend mentioning it for 10+ years every time they say, “well, what do you want to watch?” until they finally cave and commit to season one

For fun!!!!!! What corporation do you hate the most? For me, it’s Spectrum 😉

Channeling prediction from the other side: end of podcasts coming soon so sorry

Guys, remember how excited I was about Bluesky

101 Dalmatians was my first introduction to the concept of living in a city and it made me obsessed with the idea of one day walking from the park back to my townhouse where my husband played the piano so I could sit in a bay window overlooking a city street and read

🚨It’s time for my annual PSA!🚨“Y’all” is a contraction of “you” and “all,” therefore it’s spelled “y’all” not “ya’ll.” Thank you Sharks for coming to my TED Talk

Mall Brats, a six-part audio series I wrote, is being re-released and episode one dropped today! Check out my bio for links 💥

January 2025 has been the longest year of my life

Late to the Carrie Underwood news but gotta say THANK GOD it’s not LeAnn Rimes

Atwater Village, Los Angeles right now

I got back on TikTok just in time for it to be banned

Thinking about when I was meeting a friend at the movies, got a large popcorn for us to split, two ladies behind me were like, “Wow! Good for you!!” And I was like, “No! I’m splitting it!” Went to my seat, ended up sitting next to them, & then my friend was a no show. Wonder if they ever think of me

What the hell is going on with all the drones??? Saw two making out last night WITH tongue. So gross, get a room