Haha. So sad to see an older man buy a Mustang because he’s having midlife crisis. Haha. Not like me. I’m pricing out original Game Boys on eBay. Ha. Because I’m a young person who likes normal young people things. It’s — it’s different… because I never HAD the original Game Boy as a child. Wait

This is the sort of crap (the floating of "AI" stories, not the publisher response, to be clear) that is going to primarily punish new/emerging writers: Someone like me with a decades-long pub record and clear non-"AI" stance will never have their work questioned like people new to the field will.

JD Vance speaks with Mitch McConnell.

McConnell is alive, guys! The spirits have told us

JD Vance speaks with Mitch McConnell.

“🎶Now say I doo-hoooo!🎶” -Adam Sandler officiating the wedding

Now, now. There’s still a chance Trump overturns the score of the USA/Belgium match.

Interviewed the hilarious CJ Koepp about living in a commune! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

I used to think it was funny that Bud Light advertised how “drinkable” their beer was but now that every microbrewery has a hard-to-swallow blueberry hazy IPA with the same alcohol content as wine, I’m ready for the smooth, refreshing taste of beer-flavored water.

Dan Wilbur's JD is pitch perfect!

Hot Take!

Being proud that you’re an American is suspect because… which part of that are you proud of, really? I’m way more comfortable with people being proud to be from “outside Denver” or one section of Appalachia. That’s why I can get behind Bone Thugs. They were proud to be from a specific cross street.

So crazy how everyone complaining about Zohran seems to have started living in nyc about as long as he’s been mayor. You know it snows and then gets hot every year, right??

Planning your Fourth of July celebration? JD Vance has some tips!

Planning your Fourth of July celebration? JD Vance has some tips!

Can’t remember the joke I wanted to write down but I do remember thinking “I should write that down” and it’s the thought that counts.

Respecting my trans friend’s journey. #funny #lol #trans #pride

Woke up at 3 AM and made sure I got this in my notes

JD Vance visits the Great American State Fair.

The Great American State Fair is looking good!

Respecting my trans friend’s journey. #funny #lol #trans #pride

I’m so averse to complaining at restaurants that when something truly egregious happened, I wanted to first convey that it wasn’t the end of the world, so I said: “Hey…we’re at war with Iran…” and it came out like I was delivering news the waiter might not have heard yet.

Someone alerted me that another comic stole my joke, and luckily I didn’t overreact because I just watched The Red Shoes (1948)

Participation trophies didn’t give me a false sense of confidence. They made me feel like I’ve participated enough for one lifetime. I’m done.

I used to bully a kid in fifth grade because he liked The Beatles. “Gross!” I’d say, “That’s music our parents like!” And I wish could go back in time… so I could bully him for the right reasons. The kid never brushed his teeth, for God’s sake!

“We’ve done way worse than Watergate!” -JD Vance

Haven’t finished a book in a little while but only because I’ve been spending most of my reading time on a text my mom sent me last month. Coming in at ~50k words.

Nice change of pace to see the Supreme Court dismantle the country in a day instead of any of the people who were actually voted into office

Storytime with the Second Lady Usha Vance and special guest JD Vance. with Maya Deshmukh

Storytime with the Second Lady Usha Vance and special guest JD Vance. with Maya Deshmukh

Clocked out in front of a customer at the bookstore and triumphantly announced “welp, I’m out of here!” and he laughed and it wasn’t until I got to the parking lot that I realized it was Kit Harington.

it was literature pub quiz night and our team name "flowers for algae gone" didn't get a single laugh, this isn't the country i grew up in

One time, I was midway through recommending a great documentary to a friend about this woman who taught English in a Thai prison by singing Madonna songs with the prisoners when I realized I was actually talking about Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

We’re at a point where you can listen to any music on demand and hear it within seconds of pushing a button and yet I *choose* to listen to podcasts. It’s like seeing a buffet and open bar at a wedding and saying, “oh, no, thank you. I just came for the priest’s homily.”

JD Vance cleans the Reflecting Pool.

JD Vance cleans the Reflecting Pool.

The Right aggressively defending Trump for allowing scum to take over a beloved part of Washington, D.C. is too on the nose for me.

Sorry about the Reflecting Pool!

Turning 40 and forgetting names.

JD Vance welcomes fans of the World Cup to the USA!

Turning 40 and forgetting names.

JD Vance welcomes fans of the World Cup to the USA!

Broke: midsommar is a movie about bad relationships Woke: midsommar is a movie about white supremacists Bespoke: midsommar is a movie about how grad students should be killed

This has got to be the biggest pride parade I’ve ever seen!

Fox News is buying Roku so you’re about to hear A LOT about how Democrat-run sanctuary cities allow giant evil robots to run amok!

Boy, I need to get to a bar (exam and pass it and start a new life)

Did not expect the VP to call President Trump gay but here we are.

“You best start believing in fairy tales… you’re in one!” -Seductive Captain Barbossa

CONGRATS TO AMERICA!!! USA! USA! USA!

JD Vance gets excited at the UFC Freedom 250 fights!