希望白宫对伊朗发最后通牒时，不要忘了在文末附上川普加密币的官方购买通道。 如果将来史书记载是因为电诈钓鱼网站被推翻那就太难看了。

Same vibe

突然明白我為什麼覺得很多寫作社群又toxic又mean但還是逛個不停了…… 因為它們又toxic又mean【。

AHHHHHHHHHHHH 🌿🪶 (This is telephoto lens + harsh crop to maintain a respectful distance!)

“小盧，你出來吧。縱然教中嚴禁吃獨食，但知錯能改，善莫大焉。你交出吃食與我，便既往不咎。”

2023年8月7日在泰国清迈的一个咖啡馆发现的标语。

我有時候懷疑我是不是太老亞思維，或者太苛刻了，但每次看到一些英文賬號(各平台)發的圖，我的第一反應都是：……啊？ 說真的有些就是一般通過中學生課桌塗鴉水平，基礎也好風格也罷甚至只能說聊勝於無，唯一值得稱讚的就是至少沒有去用AI。我想不通為什麼這些人能夠如此自信地掛出commission，還收費20到50刀？如果要花20刀，那我總得要求拿到結構基本正確的sketch吧？如果是我自己折騰一下也能畫出的水平，我幹什麼要掏錢？

有些人没看懂，我说详细点：挺川和反川的人中，都有中共安排的人，挺川的故意抛出各种匪夷所思的观点，表现得愚蠢又狂热，让人觉得美国马上要完蛋了，民主不过如此。反川的则据此趁势将观众引向“还不如中共，还是中国好”。通过日复一日的骂战，让人忽略了中国的人权黑洞。

不過說真的，拒絕相信耶穌基督死後三天復活，這完全可以理解，多馬當時就不信。 但不相信上帝能創造玉米也太沒信心了吧……

2024年约旦/美国电影《I Was a Stranger（陌生人）》，导演Brandt Andersen。 叙利亚医生阿米拉带着女儿逃亡，执行清剿任务时受良心折磨的士兵，筹钱救治重病儿子的黑人蛇头，难民诗人在边境收容所的非人待遇，在爱琴海上打捞幸存者和遇难者的希腊海岸警卫队队长。非线性叙事结构串连起五组人物，交织成一个关于生存与人性考验的故事。

我爹，老高和小茉的忠實觀眾，每次看完後就要給我們講一些陰謀論偽科學。 最後我終於找到了制勝法。 我爹：玉米可能是外星來的植物！ 我(沒有任何前搖)：你怎麼這樣小信？ 我爹：？？？ 我：你是不相信主能創造區區玉米嗎？ K.O.

The Great Helmsman watching over the restaurant staff tucking into some lunch in Pingyao, Shanxi Province. #China

It started before and had an even longer tradition that started in Europe, but if you look at what Horace Page of the Page Act believed, said, and did (and those like President Grant) their singular obsession and hatred of Asian women is not out of step with what the Right says today.

阿方索又傷了啊啊啊啊啊

Do you breathe air? Is Shakespeare dead? Does the sun rise in the east?

我的第二beta reader上週沒feedback 我的理智：大過年的，大家都很忙，正常 我的感情：是不是我大過年發這種慘絕人寰的劇情把哥們兒創得太狠了…… 本週更新後 該讀者：*微信發送千字泣血讀後感*

modern AU Sister Dot, based on some discord goofin' this morning

Am both afraid and morbidly curious how tankies will weave this lore into their Operation Yellowbird fictions

My waifu: THIS, is how to be a successful villain in Stephen King's series.

Jokes aside, this clip illustrates a key principle of cinema: the purpose of the image isn't to be, but to represent.

应该给简中同人圈那帮人看看科普 简中典型“双性” 图和文都是既有阴蒂也有阴茎 即使抛开典型发育人的凝视和fetish不谈 能不能有点基础生物学知识…

HR: What's your complaint? ME: Bill is a giant asshole. HR: Please, I need you to be more formal. ME: Sorry, WILLIAM is a giant asshole.

仿佛年轻了十岁

一邊裝小貓，一邊把指甲往我腿上扎……

"Smiling"

Quite irresistible, I believe.

Ambiguous whether that’s fighting lol

芙蓉不及美人妆

If you measure Chinese governance by social efficacy it fails on a bunch of material levels and no this isn’t apologia for America. This place sucks too

用杜魯門做藉口強行結束了對話，可稱之為杜遁【

被硬塞了個相親對象，現在尬聊十分鐘了，比我當年跟著前老闆去潘家園跟盤串通天紋老登說話還難熬【

Brits ruined my perfect Chinglish🥲😭🌚

Police IN CHINA go after Chinese-origin delivery workers in AUSTRALIA for protesting working conditions at the firm HungryPanda. And there are Taiwanese who want this for Taiwan. Crazy! www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

柑橘与百合播客更新【猫咪与闲聊】2025读书报告，这次是播客独家特别节目，youtube上没有，欢迎大家收听。目前播客在Spotify和ApplePodcast上均可收听，欢迎大家来听主播闲聊~

A victim in a doxxing case involving members of a Baidu Tieba community named "Slaughter-Homosexuals"（屠同吧） has won his lawsuit, with one perpetrator ordered to issue a public written apology. Recently, at least 70 similar anti-LGBT communities have been banned by Baidu finally— #LGBTQ

This is a war on nonwhite children Paxton is declaring, immigrant and those born here. It is fundamentally genocidal declaration apart of the process of genocide they are carrying out, by a regime of inherent and endemic child abuse and murder.

老婆在臨期食品貨架偶遇大學時一起飛葉子的姐妹【

因為攀爬能力太強，普通的盆關不住他，最後臨時將其關押在廚房水槽…………………怎麼看怎麼像是年夜飯預備役【

強中自有強中手啊

昨天清理魚缸耗時五小時，芝諾上演標準正國級逃亡：勢如閃電—慌不擇路—負隅頑抗【。

又要當媽(奶奶)寶男，又要保持他睥晲的眼神

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

突然意識到這張圖可能會影響邦交【

我有時候真的看不出杜魯門到底是什麼生物……

看朋友說今年春晚只有三個小品，其他全是歌舞 我：明年估計一個都無了，歌舞昇平何須講話（。

狭义上地，中餐没有烤这个技法，而且几乎所有调料都是从美洲和印度传来的。而且几乎所有中国民族主义推崇的中餐我都能找到外国祖宗或完美的上位替代，所谓的独特性和优越性全都是扯淡。

Looks like Yoda is selling houses in North Yorkshire.

Accidentally searched Piramisu. Was not disappointed.