[ very serious for a moment ] What the hell did she call me?

how to perform first aid on yourself after milf attack

oh, gosh, on main??

... i need to change my contact info, man.

Time for us to shuffle off and try again!

so you calling me your bitch was f-for nothing????

not only is he cute as a button, but he's woke as fuck!

[ WHINE??? ] she haaates me...

the only thing colder is your heart wh-when you talk about me like that, you know...

guaranteed to blow your mind anytime ===== independent oc, written by snowy. dark themes ahead, be advised. [ #MVRP | #OCRP | #RPSKY ]

💙___________________________________________🌼 "I hardly know where to begin!" [ #MUPPETRP X #DISNEYRP X #MVRP ] 💐___________________________________________🕺

Back with another milk— 𝙃𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙋𝙋𝙋𝙋!!!! 𝙃𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙋𝙋𝙋𝙋𝙋!!!! 𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙋 𝙈𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀!!!!!!!!!

came out of what's f-for all intents and purposes a coma just to be told a sleep paralysis demon's roaming the streets. ... th-they don't give me enough trazodone for this.

CHICACO DEEP DISH + 9 BEERS + HEAD

i'm going to bomb this q&a. oh god. ohh god ohhhh god [ foaming at the mouth like a crab ]

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝒔𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

/ let's see aoi seigi's business card

... tsk. need to get out of this suit before i burn in it.

/ let's see aoi seigi's business card

/ i need to draw him as bateman. a terrible thought overwhelmed me this morning and darby will suffer for it

"Has anyone ever told you what a drag you are?" "Everyone. Constantly."

ssuck that flat face friday. we all kn-know it. we all love it.

TEMP PINNED. WRITTEN BY ELI :) #undertalerp / #deltarunerp

happy, um, t-talk shit get hit tuesday. remember to... [ glancing at writing on his palm ] give someone what's c-coming to them...?? ( ...why did hannah put ME up to this? )

I’m disturbed! I’m depressed! I’m inadequate! I'VE GOT IT ALL!

all the strange, strange creatures ======= indie tenth doctor, written by snowy. [ #MVRP - #DWRP - #DoctorWhoRP - #RPSKY ]

my fucking waffle iron has a bite taken out of it. you ccan't be serious.

my dick long like a PS3

/ this might be my favorite Hell Quote on the bot it's why i rt it on the knight all the time

- Pancakes or waffles? - Honestly with everything going on in my life I don't really care.

You sure look satisfied... something good happen? Nothing goes your way in life. Let it get to your head, and you'll get the rug pulled from under you.

SHEE e SAID MY SWAG WAS [[Super]] I TOLD HER THIS $#!+ COME [[natural]]

temp pin.

/ yknow when i saw that acct prior to the soul flip i looked up dumbing of age and said out loud "yeah thats something morgan would be into"

i repost that e—every time to make sure there's st-still something to live for.

my dick long like a PS3

my dick long like a PS3

... i'll get the mop. i know how this ends.

/ should make a persona acct one of these days but holy lord above i am not built for most of these characters as much as i've enjoyed them

oh! okay. thanks

[ thinking a little too hard and damn near falling on his face. ] [ he's okay. probably. ]

you get used to the infinite cycle eventually...! it just, um, takes time for it to feel numbing. there's always hope.

Someone's keeping watch, I feel them in my shadow

um. he/him is. fine.

[ glancing over and taking notes as if he will ever work up the backbone to talk to half of these people ]

... if th-there's, um, one thing. that being here more than back home usually does for me... i'm not constantly in d-danger of burning up. only s-so much blood should flow to your face... [ slightly lowering his scarf. ] ... n-not that i'm the person you should hear that from. eheh.

TEMP PINNED GREEN PIPPINS/BATTAT/SMALL MIKE WRITTEN BY ELI :) MORE INFO BELOW #deltarunerp

Hey, I used to live in your house. I'm drunk in Boston, and it's the only address I know. Happy Holidays.

[ nearly starts making a sound but 1) is infinitely more a dogboy and 2) he'd get so embarrassed barking for any reason he'd genuinely rather die ]