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TEMP PINNED. fantasy oc written by eli :) #ocrp / #mvrp

bit my tongue while i was asleep. now my mouth f-feels like i was swapping spit with a robot all night.

just watched someone mess up a kickflip in the b-back garden. i hope the piranha plants do their job this time.

TEMP PINNED BIGSHOT ERA TENNA WRITTEN BY ELI :) #deltarunerp

oh it got worse fast. hm. ... you g-guys are, uh. fucked up, huh. like. bad bad.

[ ...quietly, biting into a custom-made chocolate bar. salted caramel chunks are woven into dark chocolate and he seems, perhaps, the most at-peace he's been since he got here. ]

... lot of, um. "hurt people hurt people"-core happening. tonight. um. s-sorry, this is, uh, pot-meet-kettle of me, but. has. has therapy crossed your minds. at any point. out of curiosity. or, uh, talking with your parents. maybe, um. maybe a reverend..?

I'M A BONAFIDE FACE SEAT BOX MUNCHERRRR

Now, I hate making promises. And this woman, I don't even know her name. But, someone who sincerely likes bad jokes... has an inegrity you can't say "no" to.

[ spam clicking. ] please. release me.

⠀ I WIPED MY TEARS ON MY FACE AND NECK AND THE BACKS OF MY EARS AND SAID “NOW IT’S SWEAT, NOW IT’S SWEAT, IT’S SWEAT NOW” spamton. like the rest of the addisons, just a little unlucky. more info below. written by eli :) #deltarunerp / #rpsky ⠀

... feel like something bad is gonna happen soon. i should, uh, take my meds. probably. [ forgot he doesn't have any medication because he doesn't go to therapy. remembering just now. his face pales. ]

... uuuu. passed out at the wh-wheel again. um. shit. let's- let's see here... [ raising his head from his desk. a page of scratch paper is stuck to his forehead. when he plucks it off to read it... ]

No, I don't "make" her cum, she's her own person. She can cum if she wants to, which she doesn't I guess

Oh! So there really is no end to the nightmare! ...Okay!

/ sentient bot btw

... i. i dunno. our, um, our slice of home has a lot of. really busty women. i'm n-not even much a boobs guy but. i usually just think about them. i'm not much help. ahah...

i'm not built for this conversation.

Guess I'm staying up all night, in my mind but out of sight.

[actually pitch perfect green goblin impression] can the spider-man come out to play?

You know this is where you must belong Listen to your arteries, don't the chambers echo out this song?

No, I don't "make" her cum, she's her own person. She can cum if she wants to, which she doesn't I guess

ah, um, i suppose all things considered a lot of people want my head on a pike...

... i've made one before for my folks. had miss seigi to guide me, but. i thought it was alright.

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commandments I-X: normal religion stuff. i dont want to bore you. commandment XI: put a little hot sauce on that bad boy

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... they have days for liking women now? i have to s-step up my game...

[ humoring the idea of a seemingly omnipotent force that treats you kindly before immediately realizing that 1) this reminds him of his ex and 2) this would be terrible for anyone who has to deal with it longterm. shuffling awkwardly about it. truly this must be worse. ]

“𝕄𝕪 𝕞𝕚𝕔 𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕙𝕠𝕥!” - 𝔼𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕥 𝕍𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕖 | #RP ~ #SFWRP ~ #GUILTYGEARRP ~ #GGRP ~ #MVRP ~ #OpenDMS ~ #RPSKY ~ #GGSTRP | A mostly SFW account of Elphelt Valentine from Guilty Gear -Strive- Some heavy themes may come up. (More info and such in replies!)

please stop suggesting iterations o-on the quarantine cage. i'm not th-that sheltered.

* Just, before you tell Tenna, let me ask you one last thing. * Who's Mike?! Who is he?! * 'Cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BATTAT — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲 [ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ]

Not now kitten Daddy hasn’t had his Prozac yet

(who'd argue with ava anyway? she's usually right. ...unless it's- it's about how she cuts her sandwiches.)

... are th-they all normally so. adverse to bathing. a-at least the guy in the suit operates like a chinchilla.

And— I don’t wanna be a pessimist, Y’know,maybe this weekend won’t be a total disaster, But if it is, I don’t wanna die with any regrets. So… can I kiss you tonight?

Grief is the receipt we wave in the air that says to the world: Look! Love was once mine. I loved well. Here is my proof that I paid the price.

— THEY'LL SEE THE TAIL OF HELL TAKE CRAWL.

( ...oh, he's more delirious than i thought... )

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[ thinking on that for a moment and electing to nod rather than argue. spamton reads to him as patrick bateman 1.5 and he really doesn't need to deal with that. ] ... right, yeah, um. okay.

... man, my life's already ruined, i d-don't think you'd have to do all that.

YES! BABE CITY, HERE WE COME!

OUR QUEERPLATONIC POLYCULE vs THEIR HOMOSOCIAL CIRCLEJERK

/ anywho i should probably try and do a headcanon thing here + on hann at some point cuz i have a buncha shit to babble about and need an excuse. maybe in the coming hours if i find something for it

/ since i forgot ppl can and sometimes do follow on both sides of the coin i guess i can admit theres more explicit accts for both him and hannah If You Want That. this is the only time im gonna say something because they both were made before these and i dont want to embarrass myself LMFAO

damn. r-remind me to never go into, um... [ squinting. tilting his head side to side and giving up pretty quickly. ] sh-show business...?

...do you not? coulda f-fooled me.