i had a funny idea. u know in films when cops say something kinda clever and shoot a guy. there should be one where he says something n shoots himself in the head. his partners like "whatare ya doin!" n he replies "takimg an extended sabbatical" and then he fucking kills himself

We are in the midst of a happiness epidemic On every street corner bodies are rolling with glee, mothers can be heard guffawing for their sons who are smiling, doctors are cracking up before their patients and priests no longer give the last laugh

They say Simpsons fans will soon be able to call homer on the phone

Getting on the new "Shiddy Sodas" trend by cracking a can of my new thick, stinky drink, "The Nasty Howler"

If pattern recognition serves me correctly then I know i will die pathetically and in a ditch

My pee has a harsh chemical smell like a drug

Life is lowkey good as fuck right now and no diseases!

The Alfredic Neumanica

Im tinking about advancing my mind body and soul in ways unforseen on this planet in ages

Things would be fucking different if bills weren't on my mind, if the road was endless, if I had a leather jacket and an inflamed skull and the power to show anyone the moments they acted badly to someone

Let’s hear ya keep laughing like that when you’ve got two shits in your mouth, one from me and one from my dog

Hello sir!

Hello all my bluesky friends!! It is time to rejoice!!

I went reverse viral, offline. The darkest shit that never happened to me

It has begun

You fucked with the wrong guy now you son of a bitch

My fuckers!

My horror

FUCK I have dark days ahead 🫤

Unfortunately I will not share love and happiness with another person due to my incredibly off-putting personality :/

I'm actually destined to suffer more and feel very bad all the time forever, it's fucked up!

The artist and the fool are on equal footing

I want to see a shriveled up alien irl

Forest sage wisdom from God 🙏

I could be the Tarantino of game developers if they gave me a chance

Tim White

My teeth are brown and rotting My tongue is a veiny mass of flesh My gums have black alien fungus growing on them and I'm smiling like a white boy should!