I don't know my own phone number. I don't need to call Myself

I will be watching the Michael biopic, but I have to shoutout MJ The Musical, which is amazingly written and a 10/10 experience.

There should be ads in books. Like you're reading a novel and then there's ads in the text. Not just like in magazines but also embedded in the text

Wages should be lower to improve competition

Diane Keaton in her Manhattan apartment with Buster, an Abyssinian, photographed by Jill Krementz in 1977

i get to that perc and start runnin linux

There has not been a single time that I've gone to church that it couldn't have been an email

Liberals think that bubbles are a mistake or some sort of deviation from a normal economic cycle that would've been avoided with better policy, actors or judgement. No, it's exactly what is supposed to happen. The integrity of the West is predicated on what you call bubbles.

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bring back Brandon

This'll make inflation and therefore the deficit go up so the pink ribbon stays

1. Brandon cancelled student loan debt so how is this possible? 2. If that was not the case (weird) then the Democratic president in 2029 will undo this surely 3. Everyone should pay debt so what's the problem

10/10 2 goats going band for band RIP Kevin Conroy 🫡

Joe Rogan looking back on his Trump endorsement

Residents in Tennessee are being gassed alive by illegal, non-permitted, Xai diesel generators for the shittiest, biggest “video game” imaginable

Ever since the church committed the CIA has largely taken the back seat and JSOC has been in charge of defending the free market. But yall not ready for that conversation

It’s official. Ye - the artist formerly known as Kanye West - will headline the Super Bowl LX Halftime Show. A moment in music history. 🏈🎤 #SBLX #Ye #KanyeWest #SuperBowl

Every day it becomes more and more obvious that Joe Biden needs to run in 2028

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search is too good they need to make it worse

I bought a can of Coke at the machine. I popped a euro in for a 95c purchase. I went to get my change and found a bonus 5c coin in the change slot. This is why #cashisking #cashmakeslifebetter #cashforever

Castellón beating Leganés?

He hecho la compra en Lidl y he pagado 28,51€ en efectivo con pico exacto 💶💸 #efectivo #cashisking #elefectivomanda #elefectivoesrey

We must protect Warren Beatty at all costs

Thank you for saving this handsome fellow, Superman :)

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Ask not what ai can do for you, but what ai can do for college athletes to focus more on sports and less on academics

i hurt my back today because i am so old i fell down on the floor my god is that some mold

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The savings from DOGE should’ve been dispersed to J6 Patriots

What are they spying on? What are they doing with that info?

#NYC baseball coach confronts ICE child predators. “There's only one way to get into the cage, so my whole thing was I can control that. I was in front of the entrance and that's when I just said, you know, I may die here, but they will not take one of these kids." www.wcpo.com/politics/imm...

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Idos a segunda y dejad de joderme la quiniela todas las putas semanas

California would be a huge country if it were a country

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I'm working on an app that charges people more for insulin depending on their blood sugar. It's gonna disrupt the wellness industry

Kevin Gage as Waingro is the most menacing presence in Heat despite playing alongside two actors that played Satan himself

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i just learned Washington DC is not in Washington state

i would hate to live in a centrally planned economy where some bureaucrat tells me how much a loaf of bread is. Instead i love living in a free market where some rich fuck in a suit tells me how much a loaf of bread is

Oprah interviewing Elon to help rehabilitate his image and tesla stock price: Were you Nazi’d or Nazi?

how many times is Rafa gonna retire

they should do dynamic pricing for rent but never below the contract price

It's cool that beers started doing that Coca Cola thing of putting names on the cans and they all have my name on them

After Trump it's going to take a long time to get things back to normal. Not even normal, just the way it was before 2025 and then the way it was before 2017. It's going to take a lot of time

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