Colonel lockjaw yassified

“Integrate AI into your battle rhythm” Fam, that is literally a keyboard warrior lmfao

Pound for pound, mouse jigglers are better for society than AI

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Nick Fuentes could probably sell 1200 copies of mein kampf that he signed and personalized

Paradise

This episode was crazy. He is basically Nick Fuentes

Trump, I’m begging you, cancel this show. At the very least, cancel Scam Altman from this show. Please, you’re the best bro. Just end it

Yes, and what if your access to affordable healthcare was considered a right guaranteed to everyone by the government and not a bauble of certain types of employment or friggin club store membership? What then?

Hegseth just needs to release a spirits brand already

Wikipedia is a goat resource and I was mislead by my teachers telling me not to use it

At this point, just bomb Japan, blame it on the yakuza, but really the U.S. just wants the japan central bank to drop to negative rates again so the carry trade can benefit the U.S.

Elon should make a 6 7 joke so he can end it and we can have 69 back

How I feel saying number instead of song when watching a musical

Scam Altman is the new Scam Bankster Fraud (imo), but he will be bailed out, not jailed

MIKE JOHNSON WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!?!????!

Humans' love of alcohol can be traced back to our primate ancestors, research shows.

Cell got everything from piccolo but the aura farming smh

Pam bondi hairstylist cutting her hair fucked up and crooked on purpose?

You can’t glaze Michael Jackson too hard. I’ve watched every ad tiktok shows me for the MJ rhinestone shirt with only his vocals playing on They Don’t Care About Us

Trump once pretty much told Howard Stern, I can inspect naked teenage girls backstage b/c I own the pageant & can get away with it. And now, he can sue his critics for free, using the DOJ, & make a fortune, b/c he's a fully immune president & can get away with it.

Trump has MBS in the Oval Office while Epstein survivors are publicly speaking out about how they were trafficked by ghislaine at mar a lago MAGA is cooked

I will be watching the Michael biopic, but I have to shoutout MJ The Musical, which is amazingly written and a 10/10 experience.

Agreed. Our entire culture has been geared to maximizing earnings, and realistically, workers have to think about the long term, because retiring at 70+ is the norm now. Can’t work a bullshit job for 50 years

I relate to Cleveland Browns fans because that is what the United States Democratic Party is

Beef it’s what’s for dinner license plates drivers are running the country

Couldn’t the FAA told Amazon they couldn’t use a 747 to deliver a $9 doo dad overnight to help alleviate unnecessary stress on ATC workers?

Dem leadership 11/09/2025: Shutdown, how about shut up!

She look like Jared Goff when jamyir Gibbs put the filter on him lol

I’m seeing a lotttt of young people feeling like Gucci mane in 2006 👍

Obama popping out now that progressive dems are hot Bro is not slick

Get this guy a coke and fish delight!

40 billion to Argentina. 40 billion.

2017 elon: lgbtq, immigrant, eco friendly (Ostensibly ofc bc it was 🧢 ) 2025 elon: i bought a 750m user social media platform to censor anything left of Rand Paul and boost Nazi/kkk so much the ceo left the day after your ai wanted to rape her Swindled to the far right?

I just heard Stephan a Smith say zohran won women under thirty because he’s easy on the eyes…..

If this doesn’t make a MAGA supporter raise an eyebrow a little bit….

4 words for Oz High fructose corn syrup

Adams to zohran passing off the DINO title in 2026

Dem leadership lessons from this election cycle will be to have social media videos of candidates eating ethnic food and definitively pick a sports team when asked a layup question in a debate

I’m shocked mark zuckerberg hasn’t started a prediction market platform and just scanned every dm, every like, every what’s app chat.

Surprised he heard about it.

Elon goes on Rogan and says Ai can deliver “high universal income” Who is distributing the money? A profit seeking public company competing against other maximum profit seeking public companies? Yeah, right. Please do not get your media from meatheads and their billionaire ceo friend friends.

In 2045, when Gen Alpha hits their nostalgia era, it’s gonna be hella cringe that they reminisce on the differences between grok 3 and grok 4

The Atlantic journalist that outed himself in the Signal war chats should’ve stayed in longer because it seems like we’re gonna put boots on the ground in Venezuela

October 31st

music.apple.com/us/album/ain... Yeah lol

I still can’t believe Scott Bessent, whose net worth is $521 million, went on TV and claimed that he “has felt the pain” of the trade war because he is a “soybean farmer.” And he claims to be a “farmer” not because he grows things, but because he is a landlord of some farmers.