This game is nuts

Hi everyone. Been a while. I have a very spiced take about the Red Sox that everyone is gonna be mad at.

Justin Slaten was an absolute filth factory tonight. A big ol pig in shit. Giant messy boy.

Sox Prospects were in on this guy ‘early’ last year. Feel like I remember @iancundall.bsky.social specifically mentioning he was interesting.

The Wong injury is tough. Sabol might be rough even for a back up catcher.

Sox fans having fun tonight

Luis Guerrero in relief today for Worcester: 2 IP, 1 R, 0 ER, 2 BBs, 2 Ks (BS) Topped out at 97 37 pitches / 19 strikes soxprospects.com/players/guer...

Wilyer got heavy legs from carrying this team

Crazy gulf between the eye test and actual data.

Juan Valera (SP60: #7) 3.2 IP, 3 H, 2 ER, 3 BB, 7 K 74 pitches / 46 strikes 11 swings and misses Touched 100 mph. Scouting Report buff.ly/HwYbaRc

Source confirms report by Chris Henrique: Hunter Dobbins is getting called up by the Red Sox tomorrow.

I know this is @spchrishatfield.bsky.social approved

Big roster news from Ian…

It was pretty obvious the Sox wanted Campbell to make the team out of camp. Looking forward to seeing what he can bring this season

How about Sean Newcomb coming out of nowhere

o-ver ra-ted

Holy shit there’s a spinal tap sequel coming out

It seems increasingly likely Wilyer Abreu won't be ready for Opening Day. Roman Anthony might be his logical replacement, but Kristian Campbell has seen increased OF reps. “With everything that is going on, him getting reps in the outfield helps.” www.nytimes.com/athletic/618...

Cora said this morning the Sox will open the year with their best offensive and defensive alignments. As far as defense, it's hard to imagine Hamilton not being their best 2B option.

Whitlock allowed a run to score on a ground out then ended the inning with another groundout. Up to 96 with the fastball in his first game back.

I feel like I heard - and I could be wrong - the Great Depression was generally pretty bad

will you still need me will you still feed me nintendo 64

Sadbiel Delzine signed for the largest bonus of any pitcher in the Red Sox 2025 IFA class and carries significant upside. At just 17 years old, he has a strong, physical, yet athletic frame and his fastball has already topped out at 94 MPH.

Reeaaally sucks when you stop into a place to sit and eat a sandwich and fuckin country music is on

J’host-nixon Garcia? (Don’t come at me I do actually know how to pronounce his name)

Great Passan piece on the big 3 www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

Tyler Uberstine missed the entire 2023 season and most of the 2024 season while recovering from Tommy John surgery. The 25 year old pitched in the Arizona Fall League this past offseason where he pitched 8.2 innings and had a 7/6 K/BB.

Andruw Musett split the 2024 season between the FCL and Salem. He also split time between first base and behind the dish. For just 19 years old, he has a disciplined approach at the plate and does not miss a lot in the zone.

I can think of about 40 million reasons why Alex Bregman probably doesn’t care what position the Red Sox play him at this season

Bummer about Anthony being scratched. Hopefully it’s nothing too serious.

Anthony scratched. Trayce Thompson in left.

Raw power and above-average bat speed were on display during Edwin Brito's first professional season. At 18 years old, there’s plenty of room for development.

At just 17 years old, Anderson Fermin (SP60: #55) showed impressive athleticism and knowledge of the strike zone during his first taste of pro ball.

The #SP60 continues with one of the best stories from 2024. Having gone undrafted, Danny Kirwin was preparing to pitch in Indy ball. A video posted on social media showed the RHP touching 98 MPH. Days later, he was signed by the Red Sox.

With guidance from Theo Epstein, Craig Breslow brokered the largest free-agent deal of his Red Sox tenure. Dozens of phone calls, daily ownership check-ins, 16 pages of questions from Boras and Bregman, texts from Dustin Pedroia. Inside the Alex Bregman deal www.nytimes.com/athletic/614...

The #SP60 kicks off with Austin Ehrlicher. Due to injuries, the 21-year-old RHP has only pitched six innings since the Red Sox drafted him in the 18th round of the 2022 draft. He has a very intriguing fastball-slider combination, which could help propel him quickly through the system.

97-98 you say?

Gotta give credit where it’s due, the Sox finally acted like the fuckin Sox. Short years and big money was always the play for Bregman. Very possible he’s got a few more good years left in him, great end to the off-season.

The sour patch kids lemonadefest strawberry lemonade flavor is the best piece of candy I’ve ever had

rest in peace Chazmo

Patriots Twitter is alive tonight I love it. Mahomes GOAT talk needs to be shelved for a few more seasons.

That drive is exactly why you can’t count the Chiefs out

WOW

Who’s watching the superbowl this fuckin rules

Phish on the stinger for the NFC championship game 👀👀