Barn är viktigt för att låtsas som att egoismen inte är ens egen

Det är klart svenne-banan kan suga kapitalet, men skyll inte på invandrare när ni har sädesvätska i munnen #oatly

Moderat-pappa SD-son ✨Sj*lvm*ordspakt✨

GPT-hjärna "Engelska skolan"-hjärna Jobb-hjärna Villa-hjärna Undermänniska

American liberals will keep voting like morons and jork it to Jesus figures like Erin Brockovich for helping with a symptom

Texas Republicans ok having another guy this ugly at the helm? #texas

OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child

You make me like charity by The Knife but you don't even have to donate, just like on social media

Gamla Kanye är ok, men bästa Kanye är Ord och flera visor av Timbuktu (feat. Albin Gromer)

Only news I wanna hear about Milei is that he stopped talking

Looks up new head of CDC Had brain tumor in high school 🤯

Pro-cop Germans burn the brightest (in hell with aaaaallll of their family) 🇩🇪

@happytoast.co.uk The absolute relief when you feel little hands tugging on your bangs instead of scratching your face ☺️

Erika Kirks farfar är Svensk

Once you shake a Cheney's hand with a smile you lose your soul, and I can therebyfore NOT support another presidential campaign by @kamalaharris.com

My fighter pilot. I can't find my fighter pilot.

The pivot point blev snurrig för de saknade riktning

An enemy (Chapell Roan) of my enemy (Brazilian politicians) is my friend (Chapell Roan)

I wonder if the boys will be doing a skipp to keep boots on the ground as little as possible

A stein follower will assume they're not the one who's lost lol

I've gone from stealing one bad job to like 10 good ones since this bimbo took office lol Educate your population and stop filling every management position with a mentally stunted suck-up

You won't catch me celebrating a guy who's in hell (FBI director)

Why are Americans mad about Pearl Harbor? Um, it's your job to die, sweaty

"I can not wait for 10 years from now when we actually know how all this hilarious stuff happened" - @byyourlogic.bsky.social cth1019

The real American participation trophy is being a hack and friends with Adam Sandler

The length of the #oscars in memorian feels less like inclusivity and more like boomers hogging the limelight again

Greg Bovine is goin upstate 🍔

Adrien Brody a bitch for that

Western Grammy was deported from heaven now grandpappy being blasted of a cloud by an angel in a plane.

I hope this guy chokes on his sexophone

Bluesky is not the commons. Twitter is not the commons. You can’t have a privately held commons. That’s not what words mean

Om ni utrotar vargarna får man nästan flytta hem å bli en

"Women constrain everything. They laugh at me, pepperspray me, and they don't have a willey to tugg on when I make them watch Euphoria with me." -Nick Fuentes (Licensed c*m hunter)

You can not convince me Epstein didn't have a part in establishing the slack online status tracking system

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

My best friend running spec-ops on cranky neighbors ❤️

What's the population of NYC again? #EricAdams #ColdTurkey #NewYork #Zohran

Looking into this...

Brain worm havers should be in the gulag, not in office

From his mom to Elon, people can't stand JD Vance without depending on heavy use of drugs, and because the Pope can't do drugs he died instead

did fake catholic JD Vance kill the Pope?

UnitedHealth CEO sent employees a memo yesterday (leaked to me) listing anonymous statements of support for the company.

Hawk Tuah? More like Honk Shoo-a. That shit is putting me to sleep!!!

- Utilized exceptional troubleshooting ability to go through Adobe Media Encoder logs and determine that the missing project-file had been saved into the downloads folder by me

I wonder what kind of Bluesky day we'll have tomorrow

i’ve been seeing people joining bluesky saying their feeds are dull or slow and want more people to follow, i put together a startpack of people i think are very funny, smart, i’m friends with, and people we had on western kabuki!

TY to the 18 senators who voted for Sanders's first resolution! Durbin Heinrich Hirono Kaine King Lujan Markey Merkley Murphy Ossoff Sanders Schatz Shaheen Smith Van Hollen Warnock Warren Welch

A breakdown of the goods we import from Mexico