Apparently the treats aren't being provided at the requisite frequency. If he had a phone, he'd already be calling the RSPCA. @ivan_t_dog #hexham #northumberland #dogsofmastodon

RE: https://mastoart.social/@LollaMac/115848415205997279 It me! #dogsofmastodon

A study in concentration #dogsofmastodon

Helping Mam in the shop today. All these last-minute Christmas shoppers have got me absolutely exhausted; obviously I had to check them all out and make sure they gave me a proper fuss. Distinctly unimpressed by the lack of treats though. Don't they know it's […] [Original post on ohai.social]

Other people: "Oh, he's such a handsome dog! So dignified." Me: derp 😜 #dogsofmastodon

Great run round a very dark Slaley Forest this morning, feeling so much faster and fitter than last time thanks to the magic hands of Dawn at Canine Mechanics! Dad says: he's running faster for longer, recovering quicker, and no noticeable limp at the end. It's […] [Original post on ohai.social]

It me! https://hachyderm.io/@paul_edwin/115632594039074050

Proper winter conditions for a run with @ivan_t_dog this morning. Enough snow to make it fun for running without being hard work. Probably would've been faster if somebody didn't keep trying to scoop it up whilst moving, but that's all part of the fun […] [Original post on mastodon.beer]

Something a bit different for our first canicross race for ages: Beamish Museum! A bit more faffing around before the start and a very excited @ivan_t_dog means he'd probably used up a load of energy before we got going 🙄 Managed to run all the way to the […] [Original post on mastodon.beer]

If I can just squeeze through here, I'm sure I can get that leftover cheese toastie without anyone noticing…

Yes, I *am* a good boy, and deserve all of those treats 🎃 https://things.uk/@eclectech/115329428901764041

We're open! And the rain's pretty much stopped (for now, at least). @ivan_t_dog seems a bit confused to be up here with just me. Or maybe I'm not quite as generous with the treats as his Mam… 🤔 @LollaMac #lollamac #hexham #northumberland #dogsofmastodon

If you happen to be in Hexham tomorrow, do pop by the @LollaMac shop, where @ivan_t_dog and I will be on duty while Mrs E is off in warmer climes. Treats available for any canine visitors, or free hugs from Ivan if you need one. #lollamac #hexham #northumberland #dogsofmastodon

Nice run out with @ivan_t_dog at Slaley Forest this morning. He's still a bit out of practice, but we did at least manage a PR on the big hill. 😁 #northumberland #dogsofmastodon #canicross

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/24/1 The Names We Give Dogs / This is Rex, our new dog. / The Names They Give Themselves / Hello. I am known as Vexorg, Destroyer of Cats and Devourer of Chickens. / I am Zornorph, the One Who […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Happy International Dog Day from Northumberland, UK! And a good excuse for a little reminder that my Mam ( @LollaMac ) is supporting the Thin Blue Paw Foundation to help retired police dogs with every sale from her pawprint collection. 🐾 […] [Original post on ohai.social]

On behalf of the elaborate chocolador, this one goes out to all the international dogs. #internationaldogday #dogsofmastodon #labrador

Sometimes a treat is so good it's worth giving it my full attention. I think this Scoops Dog Ice Cream might just be my favourite new thing for a hot summer's day 🐶🍦☀️ #itsadogslife🐾 #dogtreats #doggyicecream #goodboy🐶 #rpdivan #dogsofmastodon

I'm back in charge of my account after letting @ivan_t_dog take control yesterday to tell you all about his special birthday fundraiser! 🐶🐾 (He's even written a newsletter today - I tell you, he's a proper smarty pants 😉)

Hi, I'm Ivan, or RPD Ivan if you want to use my full name, and today is my 8th birthday! If you've been following LollaMac for a while now, you'll probably know me as the LollaMac shop dog, but what you might not know about me is that before I became a […] [Original post on handmade.social]

It's my birthday! Mam's doing something special… https://handmade.social/@LollaMac/114893084969993615

Me and my mam! https://handmade.social/@LollaMac/114813741900431191

Happy Monday folks! How's your day been? Mondays are my day off spent mine catching up on chores. Can't believe we're a week into July already! Last week went by in a flash, but the highlight was spending 20 mins relaxing in the evening sun with this gorgeous […] [Original post on handmade.social]

Mrs E is just about okay with me using the @LollaMac shop to receive my parcels, but now @ivan_t_dog is at it as well 😆 #lollamac #hexham #northumberland #rpd #thinbluepaw

If you really want to say hello to @ivan_t_dog , come over and talk to me. Don't just sit at your table making silly noises. 🙄 (Is it a sub-toot when you're talking about people in the pub?) mutter mutter first against the wall when the revolution comes mutter mutter #dogsofmastodon

Father's Day Curry with father-in-law cancelled due to spouse being wiped out by a migraine, so @ivan_t_dog is treating me to a Father's Day pint or two instead. He didn't bring his wallet. Again. I'll have to dock it from his allowance. #hexham #northumberland #beersofmastodon #dogsofmastodon

Thin Blue Paw have started a petition calling for financial support for retired police dogs https://www.thinbluepaw.org.uk/pensions-for-police-dogs #dogsofmastodon

I dread to think how much @ivan_t_dog would cost to insure if we wanted medical cover. So far Thin Blue Paw have covered the expensive treatments because they were related to issues from when he was working. https://www.thinbluepaw.org.uk/ #dogsofmastodon ---- Retiring police dogs 'deserve to […]

Dadadadadadad whatcha doing? #dogsofmastodon

One of these days he'll let me have a beer… https://mastodon.beer/@paul_edwin/114530079601522893

Lovely run out with @ivan_t_dog in Salcey Forest this morning. Much drier than last time, still a few muddy patches but all with dry lines to avoid them. Compulsory cheesy photo next to one of the Gromit signs. #canicross #salceyforest

Nice gentle one with @ivan_t_dog this morning. Walking the downhills because his elbows are playing up. And, to be honest, walking a lot of the uphills because my legs are aching. Quite warm when you're sheltered from the breeze, but the wind has a proper bite […] [Original post on mastodon.beer]

Can somebody pay off my mortgage so I can retire, please? This sounds ideal for me and @ivan_t_dog ---- Bid to boost Hadrian's Wall dog ranger volunteers https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckg2zp9451yo #dogsofmastodon #northumberland #hadrianswall

We asked our expert, @ivan_t_dog He said, 'Snacks?! Did someone say snacks? Where? Where's mine?' https://mastodon.social/@mattotcha/114068865219082427

I'd like to point out that there were not enough treats. https://mastodon.beer/@paul_edwin/113975590681839607

Can't believe he's brought me here again 🙄 https://mastodon.beer/@paul_edwin/113957950676122840