This is really, really bad news. Source: CBS News search.app/W62Xr

I think this is one of the best tweets I've ever seen

I can't stress this enough: *Mamdani, yes *Cuomo, no no no *Sliwa, who?

"Islamic nation prepares to become the world capital of gambling."

The fall of the west is especially cute, because they love-love the Romans, and the word in Latin for "west" is derived from the word for "the fall." That is real, Google it.

If Dems collaborate to keep the government open, that means they are and likely have been complicit in this takeover of America. On the other hand, a full shutdown of the government may be what fascism has been waiting for. I guess you're Dem'd if you do, and Dem'd if you don't.

UAE; it's in the game

American hero on a bike, chased by fascist tryhards

never thought I'd say this, but I genuinely and whole heartedly stand behind James Comey

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

So you're telling me Wizards of the Coast agreed to license Spider-Man for their physical cards, but knew they couldn't get the same license for their digital cards, and they did the deal anyway? 🫩

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I've been boycotting major corporations since I was 12, you fucking losers. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

He always capitalizes random words in his tweets, like the printing press just got invented and we're still testing things out

RFK Jr expected to announce that Flintstones vitamins cause gayness.

The secretary of state said interdiction doesn't work.

Fuck ICE. Cowardly bastards.

This ought to be engraved somewhere.

I got literal goosebumps reading this

Mark my words, human history will go down as the worst Terminator movie ever made.

Governor Gavin Newsom has signed the nation’s first bill banning officers from wearing masks. Now let’s work to bring this change nationwide, reach out to your governors and help unmask ICE!

(laying on therapist couch) Allstate isn't available in all states, and I think that's why I fear that important people will abandon me.

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

I gotta say, social media was way more fun when there were less consequences (aka being a child).

If you have an opinion that involves other people having less rights, or the general regression of civil rights, I think that paints you as a villain of society. Especially when you make millions of dollars proliferating those hateful ideas.

My coworker is lamenting the death of Charlie Kirk, I feel unsafe, send positive thoughts

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soup du jour: RFK Jr. Hate

We can scare him off.

Epstein Files

Epstein Files

I'd love to see an MSNBC poll about the number of Americans wishing death to the president, split by "yes, painful and slow" and "yes, sudden and fast."

pizzint.watch 435% spike DEFCON 2

So, now the Supreme Court repeals IEPPA as uncon. in an emergency session. Right? That's what happens next in this Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue, right?

Honestly sooooo trashy that the astronauts aboard the ISS haven't staged a walk-out. Like, complicit much?

Damn, at this point, I wanna know who isn't leaving SNL. They're bleeding talent over there.

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

I can't tell if this regime is our Caligula or Nero. I really hope it's Nero, because if this is only Caligula, we're fucked.

Libs want to start a war on guns like the cons have their war on drugs, and there's a *parfait* of irony at work there.

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me, unless I was already going to do that, in which case I will do what you tell me, but not because you told me to, I was planning on doing that of my own volition.

AIPAC? More like "I Pack deez nuts in your mouth." Felt anti-zionist, might delete later.

I don't think you can do too much with this joke.

Big feet? You know what that means... He lives in solitude among the American temperate rainforests, feeding mostly on grubs and berries, thought to be a myth by most people.

AGI is another one of those technologies which are perpetually 10 years away, like cold fusion or democracy.

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Turn the Internet off

Why was the Old Farmer's Almanac allowed to survive? The bloody coup that saw the Farmer's Almanac ascend the throne was designed to purge the world of those archaic powers. The New World Alliance is threatened, now, by this usurper's failure to finish the job. -Cover blurb from "The Farm Wars"

One of my favorite things is when bad people die. I am told this is unhealthy, but ehhhhhhhhhh, is it really? More or less unhealthy than being a bad person?