inventing a mega-retweet button for this one🙏

i'm pretty sure "if you leave I'll die" is literally textbook abuse and manipulation, the fact that people can say it with a straight face is horrifying

how much anger is normal to feel after being around your peers for 45 minutes

oh how i yearn to exist in a world where writing doesnt borderline necessitate one billion little caveats and disclaimers to make sure every possible counterargument and outraged misinterpretation is accounted for

any time i see someone w a bio thats just esoteric political buzzwords i just know theyre covertly so racist and classist. super cool that you're a hegelian-landian post-materialist observationalist (idk what any of this actually means) when was the last time you helped anyone with anything

in a similar vein, the "i hate narcissists! because im actually something called a super-empath, it means i'm more connected to the spiritual energies of people than anyone else. i am more kind and forgiving than anyone else and my spirit is fundamentally cleaner and better"

whenever someone is on a tirade about their abusive “narcissistic” parents and how ∴ all “narcissists” are bad, i just lean back and remind myself that: 1) narcissistic parents significantly increase the chance of npd developing 2) going on tirades about how evil a group of people are is npd-coded

Washed up theorygrammers are mad at me for cooking on substack im crying

shes the wife in question i was quoting my wife thats her

may as well leave this here too open.substack.com/pub/evenings...

tara knights puppygirl essay made me a better person and im not even really a puppygirl

Moral of the story don’t argue with me about marx of all things I get no pussy open.substack.com/pub/bundleof...

fine since everyones doing it 10 bands ive been obsessed with at some point - 1000 dollars - 2000 dollars - 3000 dollars - 4000 dollars - 5000 dollars - 6000 dollars - 7000 dollars - 8000 dollars - 9000 dollars - 10000 dollars

when you were told you were working alone today but they put someone else on your shift with you so the homicidal ideation starts singing you a hauntingly beautiful melody

today my wife realized shes got 3 people (counting me i presume) she talks to pretty regularly with some narcissism shit going on what kind of chaser is this

My response to the flame wars on tumblr about @bundleofstyx.substack.com's most recent few essays: open.substack.com/pub/7apparen... Can't believe the discourse got so out of touch I ended up making a substack about it...

i really badly want to kill someone

we were meant for each other :3

this is just oscarslop. you only like this film because the director is wealthy, a misogynist and extremely white

i said it wokely btw

“you’re such a lightweight,” she says as she tilts a cocktail into my happy mouth

my sister is so pretty and sweet why does she have to touch me innapropriately

i love my wife

Adderall is holding the trans feminist movement together right now

i meant to say "i am going to touch on my sister"

okay im done :3

im way too far behind on her essays but they keep getting better and sharper + this one is why my brain is moving so much today. very personally relieving and such

maybe someday i will use my brain to articulate my feelings on things beyond the really strong bitterness towards the people who disappointed me. but that day is not today

fake leftists will disapprovingly shake their heads at a song about abolishing prisons that has one slightly problematic line and then look you dead in the eye and put on their favorite goth band "fascism is awesome" and tell you to separate the art from the artist

when i say i'm butch i mean hanging around in a tank top and underwear (no bra) and taking care of spiders so my wife doesn't have to

If you are bisexual and you tell me your bf is basically a girl I reserve the right to get you arrested for a hate crime

Under patriarchy it is impossible to have an equal partnership with a man.

i just know when my wife hears a diss track/any mean music by women she imagines its about her and gets turned on

oh i was well aware you were being a rotten little brat

also 32 hours of kat’s mind sounds quite empty so it’s not surprising this pierces through

its so hard to figure out...

"as a white person" i dont need to hear it. just give me money if you actually care. $taikaraya.

i would print this out and hang it on my wall or get it as a tramp stamp

whaoh.....

not to be corny but i got sick an can't work and i straight up can't afford that who wants to help me with that ahaha cashapp $beeve11

i hate roguelikes

no one wants to admit eccentric cluster b charismalords are the backbone of everything

*meeting two women in a relationship* So which one of you is the tulpa and which one of you is the manifester?

progesterone that makes you sadistic

this is kind of all i think about at work most days #normal

i do evil things in secret and get paid in soup and i eat it all before you can see im sorry its not more glamorous

she doesnt know

holding eye contact with a jumping spider sitting in the sun on my palm. rescued her from my bathroom ceiling and relocated her to the garden, also saving my little sister from a terrible fate (needing to pee but there's a spider in the bathroom)