I’m gonna be single forever… conservative, nope. Trumper, double dope. Cop, nope. Named Mark (my ex) absolutely fucking not. I’m so picky… but had the shittiest relationships so I guess that’s rightfully so…

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Diversity is good. Equity is good. Inclusion is good.

Happy Easter 🐰 🐣 🐈

This has me rollin 🤣🤣 #fuckTrump

Dying laughing at the fact that someone said Donald Trump has 4% body fat and Katy Perry is an astronaut so I guess I can be a queen of whatever I want

#Caturday 🥰

Why is Facebook notifying me that someone commented on someone else’s post? Idgaf

#Caturday with Jaxy boy 🐈

I just did the most adult shit ever… I took my vacuum apart and deep cleaned it. Hope I can put it back together 🤪

In the most disrespectful way possible, fuck RFK. And the entire Trump administration.

I wish Aldi sold rotisserie chickens

#caturday #nosy

Highly offended when my kitten doesn’t want to lay with me

This is unsustainable.

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

Some guy at work today said he hopes those DOGE checks come through. Still dying over the fact that laughed in that man’s face lmfao

It’s so weird how we’re all just working like this is still a normal country.

Woke up really anxious because my narcissistic, controlling ex was standing over me going through my phone in my dream 😭

I wish I was a little more gay and a little less straight. Men are gross

I need a nonfiction book recommendation for 75 hard 🙃

I tried on at least 20 pairs of sneakers yesterday. I’m super picky and wanted something light enough to be able to comfortably run in but also enough support for lifting. Landed on these if anyone needs a recommendation

I used to work with this girl Amanda when I was a teenager. I used to call her Amanduhhhh because she was so dumb. 😭 that was mean, I wonder how she’s doing. lol

Having a heated blanket is top tier comfort!

I just matched with some guy that’s 28 and didn’t think anything of it until I realized how old I actually am…. Which is 7yrs older than him. I know he’s a grown man but I just can’t do it lmao

My 14yo son got jumped this weekend by 4 teenagers that were all older than him. He has a swollen hand and a black eye, but other than that feels perfectly fine. Thankfully 😭 I want to keep him in the house forever

Happy #Caturday Love, Jax aka Sweet Potato Good Boy

Dating feels so ghetto to me. I don’t want to do it lmao

Happy Birthday Beautiful, sweet girl! 💖

It’s my baby girls 7th birthday & this pic shows up in my memories every year on her birthday! Lmao #Caturday 🐈

I’ve heard from one single person about the latest Gaza attack that killed over 400 people. Why aren’t more people talking about it?! 😭😭

My 11yo son just told me to hurry up and let’s go to the store and I said I can’t get off the couch until the time hits 6:00. He asked if that’s autism LMFAO

Exactly

Happy #Caturday!! 🐈

Me to myself: This is annoying. This conversation is annoying, this person is annoying. I hope I’m hiding it well. My face:

“Issac Neutron” has me rollin Please be so fucking for real

My customer gave me 4 tickets to the Phillies vs Orioles game in August Can’t wait to go 😊

People are upset there are Teslas at the White House. People should be this upset that the Trump administration is taking a stance against the First Amendment, that 68,000 Americans die each year due to lack of healthcare, that 60% of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck.

My 11yo son eating cereal out of my wine glass might actually send me over the edge lmao

What is an “illegal” boycott?

i think i speak for everyone generally when i say: what the actual fuck

If Ukraine really did attack Twitter, I believe the only logical path forward is for Elon to sign a ceasefire immediately, give them half of Twitter, and make sure Elon tells them thank you.

Bluesky watching the shitshow on twitter.

We’re so comfy, but I gotta get moving! Good morning & have a great day!! Goals for this week: 1) 100+ oz per day 2) Gym- 5 days (skipping wed/fri) 3) only Pepsi once once on Friday (my weekly treat) 4) Have “no spend” days Mon-Fri 5) No alcohol. 5) File my taxes 🫡

shaved legs + silk sheets = sensory euphoria

Ayyee tat is healing nicely

Self care night with wine 🍷 & music 🎤 Shaving, face mask, hair mask, painting my nails. I really do keep myself entertained, Best kind of nights. PS only listening to women artists today in honor of International Women’s Day 💕

Fresh Produce 🫣 #Caturday