Why the Q-Tip packaging be sounding like a snake's Grindr profile

“they would love this” my dumb ass thinks as i get ready to share a post to the exact friend who just reposted it onto my feed in the first place

people watching on furry sims

Windows Update: "I AM ALTERING THE OS. PRAY I DON'T ALTER IT ANY FURTHER." Linux updates: "hey there's updates" [waits indefinitely] "cool, install" "here's what updated. are you sure?" "yes" "okay, stuff downloaded. are you suuuure?" "yes" "installed but there's more stuff are you su--" "YES"

I need a series with some super smug, suave, domineering pred telling Jai all the things they're gonna do to him and he just gets fed up and bites them and ragdolls them with the venom and storms off with the little angry scribbles over his head and that's just it end comic

CAN"T KILL ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

Nothing is sacred anymore (fortune cookie)

they told me i had to stop building robot factories because i was "polluting the air" and "destroying the environment" okay call captain planet bitch

Another one down! These are pains in the ass but so damn satisfying when they work after

god speaking of art I am still so not used to actually being able to Afford Nice Things artist I really like just opened slots for physical-media portrait sketches and I jumped on one and instantly recoiled like "woah, I can Just Do That??"

I am going to begin the long and arduous process of planning out uploading all my art to FA/etc It is the 30th time I have started to do so (and then got sidetracked and forgot about it until I eventually wiped my laptop and lost it) and I am becoming exceedingly efficient at it Wish me luck

You know, I can laugh along with a fair bit of the 'haha what a surprise Jai's getting eaten/put in places ~again~' teasing, but it's begun to become a constant chronic thing that's starting to make me actually hesitate to get more art or even talk about it in certain spaces???

FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN

It cracks me up when I see YCH's that are like, "Must be anthro [specific species]. Realistic patterns only. Will be wearing [pre-selected outfit]." like dude you've already decided what you're drawing and you're trying to get somebody to pay $400 for the right to say "thas me :3"

No one draws better fetish art than someone who previously did not have said fetish, and then Suddenly Got It, and now wants to make everyone else Get It

He's totally just chillin... definitely needs that much of the sofa to just chill... don't mind the squirming, he's just getting comfy....... For @doru.bsky.social <3 #nsfw #vore #cockvore

Being handled like this would fix me

Thrift find

Wandering around a store late at night, not even looking for anything, quietly reflecting on the pleasant yet eerie silence and solitude of having such a big place practically all to yourself "'Scuse me sir, if you have a moment to spare I'd like to talk to you about our bible study sessions--"

Google Maps keeps recommending literally any other sponsored business before the ones I search for so I'm switching to Waze for the sake of being a petty bitch (and further distancing myself from Google)

I see it's the "Deltarune music stuck in my head nonstop for two straight months" time of year again

Big things are happening in the r/Spyro Discord server.

Man I really didn't expect it when I installed it but Linux really is just at a point where you can just switch and not even look back, after a relatively small adjustment period CachyOS slaps (the one thing I miss that I've not yet been able to get working properly is Paint .NET 😩)

I'm always the slowpoke when it comes to getting through games, hahah, including Deltarune Chapter 5. Everybody always gets through 'em ahead of me, but I always like taking my time smelling the flowers (which is pretty fitting this time......)

I have committed Spicy Crimes and I am about to do the Spicy Time

I should have planned to go to Anthrocoooon

Behold, official @resonite.com marketing: Can someone inflate the Gloopie? #Resonite #gamedev #socialVR

Mentally/emotionally this has just not been my day/week/month.

I think one of my favorite things since switching to Linux is if I hear my laptop's fans blasting I know something significant is going on, like I left something heavy running in a browser tab or I left a game running, rather than "oh windows update/defender is just randomly eating 100% CPU again"

Think I'm gonna make that AD later, just got somethin' fuuun to inaugurate it with 👀

>friend has problem with their VR headset >I want to try fixing it because I have developed an obsession with fixing All The Things >Oh I'll just meet them in VR and have them give me their headset there to work on >wait. I might be tired

God, after years of being broke I can finally afford to scratch the Art Itch and it feels GOOD

This needs to be normalized as a pizza topping.

Yes thank you Every Website for constantly reminding me Father's Day is this Sunday Got it Thanks

Trying to set up a transaction at work and trying to keep a straight face while this girl's mom is mumbling in her ear unsubtly nudging her to get my number 🫠

Should I make an AD? Maybe I should make an AD. 🤔 I prefer to keep the real horny/vorny thoughts separated. ...I also prefer to have said account locked, but thaaat's still not a thing here yet and I really wish they'd get on that, much as I'm not sure it's feasible here for technical reasons

Types of spoons

I need to find an artist who'd be cool with me going back and forth and back and forth with them on some design tweak ideas for Jai, I've got like 4+ of them queued up (note I might be a little picky on art styles here)

who tf is in charge of taco bell's pricing this shit is so silly these days A Supreme Luxe Box that gets you: * a chalupa * a burrito * a taco * cinnamon twists * a drink $7 One Single Fucking Gordita: also $7 ?????????

I wonder if I'll ever get over my fear of the L-word. Friends sometimes tell me they love me (in a platonic context) and objectively it's really sweet and meaningful but subjectively it makes my brain turn itself inside out

I developed Jai back when I had a very controlled life with family, always cooped up or being dragged along somewhere. Jai's free. Does what he wants, goes where he wants, when he wants (heck he has wings). No family to speak of or even a stationary home tying him down. Just friends and adventure.

I love when an artist makes a mistake on Jai's design and it makes me go "wait, actually, what if that WAS how it was"

Man, gas prices are making me actually seriously consider biking to work

Longboi

Why does the boss music for The Congealed in Mina slap so hard

tfw spent 3 days quietly panicking that I've been over-spending and somehow burned though my safety buffer and then some and then realized I'm stupid and didn't account for like $1000 in a different account

Build up a valuable space off the backs of free labor provided by queers, then discard them the moment it is more profitable to do so in favor of juicing up that upcoming IPO. Scream and piss as much as you wanna, but the only thing that'll matter is MONEY. Cancel your VRC+, loves~

"Good news, we integrated an ad blocker into our browser! It's just like the one you're already using, except built-in, and there are some built-in exceptions for our spons--

You know, I wanted to do Furality, but I've had other stuff going on both nights so far, I could get on tonight, but honestly VRC's age verification bullshit is once again skeeving me out perhaps too much to bother

Nothing makes me sad quite like watching someone drift away from the fandom and the characters they once loved and identified with after spending years upon years so invested in them.