The brains of the operation has called a meeting!

We haven't had a Martian attack since Trump took office, checkmate, liberal!

Oh no!

Clover: still available! She was protecting her kittens from coyotes when she was rescued! She deserves a safe place to call home!

I don't want to alarm any one but I have an amazing weight loss discovery. If you weight yourself while seated you dramatically reduce your weight with less than no effort! I'll be eating an entire cake if anyone needs me!

Got morning snuggles from a big orange loveball.

The proper reaction to Monday, climb the stuffy mountain and look away!

Baby T-rex pose, activate!

Todays bleak chuckle. Source www.reddit.com/r/stocks/com...

Mousecow has a new favourite spot, it would seem. #EverybodyLovesMousecow #AndMissyToo

Don’t tell me what to do I’m a cat who smokes cigarettes now. Due to bad influences

#caturday cuddles for breakfast!

#caturday Five years ago when Tribble was smol.

I'm an otter!

Due to an increased need for additional management supervisor of personnel Tribble has added branch manager Vera to the management team.

How is he so ridiculous and adorable?

To save millions in data storage, the National Sex Offender Registry has announced it will merge with the White House’s government website. Sex Offenders can be viewed on the ‘Meet the Team’ page beginning January 20th, 2025.

Status: I am mired in a battle with the forces of evil so dark and hopeless I may never emerge.

Popped the drone up to grab some incoming winter weather. youtu.be/WR3Ih97PzeY

Having no thoughts of it's own the orange cat must stalk the thoughts of others hoping to fill the great empty space inside his eternally starving brain. Here we see one listening intently for a stray thought to consume.

Building up his vital energy for caturday!🐱

He’ll forever be guilty.

"Don't Engage, Just Block" is having a real effect and you can tell it's frustrating the bots, chuds and trolls. They're in my comments trying everything they can to get people there to react -- and no one's biting. And then I swing by and chuck 'em into the cornfield and that's that.

Ran across this magical shot of the mighty @jortsthecat.bsky.social and I think we can all use a little more Jorts right now.

Of course Musk is in the driver's seat. 🙄🙄 BTW I hope Mike Luckovich (on Threads) makes it over to Bluesky soon.

A magical camp for people with ADHD that will cure us? Is it called a concentration camp?

I thought you’d like this Mayra 🤣

Further sanity upkeep! A naughty chicken decided it would be the best idea ever to make some nuggets in November, we're three days in and so far they are all fine. www.youtube.com/shorts/w9MCi...

This is why anyone who thinks we'll just win the next election is delusional. If the people in power right now don't act to prevent this the cost isn't going to be measured in political capital but blood. "They can't do that!" You'll say, as they put "enemies" in jail. Eventually we're Russia 2.0

For anyone else doom spiraling, KITTY!

President Biden, respectfully, Goddamnit, you're 82 years old; it's just about the end of the road. You know this. What. Do. You.Have. To. Lose? Russia has declared war. For my entire life, up until now, it has been customary to respond to acts of war against the United States of America. Respond.

Hi to all the new people! This post is for you: Bluesky has over 50,000 feeds, from cat pics to astronomy pics, science stuff and more! To find them go to your profile and click on "More feeds" There's even one for new people, just search for "Newbie" and you'll find it

They are the batman we have at home, support them if you can.

You know how the Ukraine war exposed Russia's military as really shitty? The CIA and our military allowing Russia to take over our government really does the exact same thing. Really don't want to hear that, "....all enemies foreign and domestic," crap ever again.

We've got a Russian asset about to take power and there is nothing at all Biden can do about this? I'm sorry but everything I am seeing says this is going to at best cripple us for generations if we're lucky. There's plenty of blame to go around but this is an existential crisis for the country.

Twitter's terms of service going into effect November 15 will move the forum for legal disputes to the northern district of Texas in front of a judge who owns Tesla stock and there are no anti-SLAPP protections. Elon will use it to sue his critics into silence. Get off of there by then.

Hi! Are you new here and looking for more cat accounts to follow? Here is a starter pack I made of cat accounts that use ALT text and are run by real people - no bots or image scrapers! go.bsky.app/J8yqxnN