I have a free comedy special I’m very proud of. If you’re home tonight and wanna laugh I’d love for you to check it out! 🤗 ⬇️

Loved Bill O’Reilly’s Aunt Gladys cosplay on Bill Maher. ❤️

Serious question: Do nudists wear clothes on Halloween? Or do they just walk around with a plastic knife & say, "I'm a naked serial killer!"

Everyone in my neighborhood is dressed like a Hasidic Jewish person for Halloween.

It’s Platinum day! This week Taylor Williamson (@taylorcomedy.bsky.social) joins for some fun! Get this exclusive episode with your #NNFPlatinum membership along with great perks and more content! NeverNotFunny.com

Official jewish spokesperson’s response to RFK Jr ✡️🥒

I miss the simpler times when comedians got in trouble for going to Chick-fil-A.

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Big Announcement! 😎 Happy Rapture! 🎺🦖 Shana tova! 🍎🍯

To my comedy community regarding Jimmy Kimmel: 😇❤️

Shoutout to everyone protesting fascism by texting your ex from 3 years ago and asking them to cancel their streaming accounts you still use. 💪

Everyone who said Stephen Colbert’s firing wasn’t politically motivated and to appease Trump’s wishes should be swiftly fired from their jobs for spreading misinformation about our dear leader.

Non comedians often say to me, “You’re a standup comic. You must be so intelligent to do what you do!” After 22 years of research, I can confidently say that many of my co workers are the dumbest people alive.

Why is everyone congratulating me for getting engaged to Travis Kelce

South Park and Gavin Newsom understand there are different rules to kill a vampire.

I love when people quit eating French fries because that just means more French fries for meeeeeee! 🍟😈

I talked to Marc Maron for an hour once. Here’s the recording if you’d like to listen to it. www.wtfpod.com/podcast/epis...

The legendary Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour was canceled by CBS for speaking truth to power (they also lied about this at first) and will be in history books forever. Paramount’s cowardly move just made Stephen Colbert even more iconic. ❤️💪 @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @stephencolbert.bsky.social

My biggest comedy career regrets: 1) Believing business partners were my friends. 2) rarely asking people I admire who have been there before for advice and help. 3) Not becoming a cult leader.

You people are all sheep! This Epstein drama is going down right now to distract from the overnight switch of Max back to HBO Max.

We are living in Spaceballs

Happy Valentine’s Day from us 👨🏻❤️🐵

Booty is in the eye of the butt holder.

I think Jewish people on ozempic should be called Israel lights. 🙏

My standup special is now streaming I hope you enjoy! 😁🙏

Everything/everyone is insane. 🫣🥳

Please share with anyone in LA who needs a place to stay ❤️

LA people get this app to track the fire near you ❤️❤️

Everyone out here googling Korean won to USD conversion rates

When you got detention on holiday break 🙄🤷‍♂️🐶

Freezing American comedian in -40 ° Canada 🇨🇦🥶🙅‍♂️

I bet you $6,480.65 I'm more irresponsible with money than you are!

Baruch Hashem one day soon every show on TV will be a Yellowstone spinoff. 🤞🙏🤠

Hey kids remember to drink apple cider vinegar if you want your belly to attract fruit flies!

Just got arrested in the Whole Foods parking lot! Apparently, that "range chicken" isn't really free. 🤦‍♂️

"I'm really uncomfortable right now." - Me every 4 minutes if I was at Coachella.

Happy Black Friday!!

My twitter was hacked and hijacked does anyone know anyone who can help me get it back or shut it down at least?

Now I feel bad for asking Kamala to stop texting me come back I’m sorry!

Does this ever happen to you after you order food? 🤪🙈

Making the list of stand-up comedians into a starter pack: go.bsky.app/49riTNX Who else should I add?

I talked to a friend who recruits for the military. He said straight up: Donald Trump would not be allowed to enlist based on his felonies and being found liable of sexual assault. And now he’s Commander in Chief. God bless America!

Shoutout to everyone on here who just accidentally opened up their Blue Shield health insurance app.

Happy Veterans Day. Thank you all our brave women and men who protect our country and to their families for their sacrifice. I’m honored to have performed on two USO tours and can’t wait to do more. ❤️🇺🇸💪

The world is nuts. Here’s a video of my dog playing with kittens. ❤️🐶

Thank God we didn’t elect the old guy who is clearly mentally unwell!

I’m going on a sex strike too! (I’ve been on one for 38 years actually.)