Bruh I have to cancel my Michelin star dinner tonight. Soooooo bummed 😓

You all don't know how excited I am for this!!!

Galantines on Friday the 13th!! Go do something spooky today with your gal pals !!

My dog is scared and barking at the rain Tell me you're from LA without saying you're from LA

I love being a Dad. But being someone's Daddy is PEAK

Merry Crassmas !!

I do need to redeem myself for those seats. Dont get me wrong, it was a great show but this is just going to be even better How many days until 4/20?

I've decided my new goal is to befriend a Crow or Raven

Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead RIP

I live a charmed life I thank the universe daily for my abundant existence

Its true

Im working and bored and very horny Send help

Nothing beats a dog wearing shoes

The BEST Bunny !!

How I really feel about all this

Had an epic time with @yourvegasgf.com last night at the Ice Cube concert. She was bumping and grinding on me so hard in the suite.....Damn?!?!

The sticker says it all

It’s weird how everyone's house has a different smell yet you dont know what your own house smells like

I never assumed that, and been reaping the benefit

Its 11:55am so.... Good Morning !!!

Going on lockdown for a week. Got some serious shit to do Then after that, Im going to get my world rocked

This is Penny. She has perfected the rare vertical loaf, an achievement requiring great skill and experience. 14/10 very impressive #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: newtricksolddog_)

This NLF Halftime Show is fucking SEXY HOT !!

Such a great show!! Even though I missed the end of the show, damn real life fucking up shit.

Do yourself a favor and tune in @ 5pm tonight!!

Im SOOOOOO Fucking Over IT right now

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I was in such a daze after I came so hard before dinner last night. Then we ate such a great meal in the darkest restaurant. My 3rd and final shot was a huge rope that almost reached her neck to finish out the night. Fuck what a great night !!! @thelasvegasescort.com

Do yourself a favor and go watch this right now! She is so fucking hot!

#BestSongHeardToday #MusicChallenge #MusicSky #WallOfVoodoo "Mexican Radio" youtu.be/eyCEexG9xjw?...

Yes, yes it is!

I need to build a Horny Time Machine so it would be tomorrow already ASAP

This would fix me

Yes

Current thought Thinking this would fix me !

Im so excited for my overnight date with Lita @thelasvegasescort.com coming up soon!! Its going to be mind blowing!

49 years ago today On August 2, 1976, the Runaways played at CBGB in New York City. It was their first trip to the East Coast, and the band consisted of Joan Jett, Jackie Fox, Lita Ford, Cherie Currie and Sandy West 📸 Bob Gruen #punk #punks #punkrock #therunaways #cbgb #history #punkrockhistory

Jet boys fly Jet boys gone Jet boy stole my baby

Ive been extra horny all day and the universe is preventing me from jerking off

Amen

This would fix me

The Peak of Male Evolution