Who likes terrariums?

Organizing some supplies for my next terrarium build >.>

The interrobang is criminally under used.

If you think this country ever got away from racism and hate all you have to do is look at the reactions from both Republicans and Democrats after Zohran Mamdani winning the NY primary.

Just another work day

Working from home has its perks.

Took a break to shower and take some pics this morning.

Something really hot about this, don't you think?

Over the weekend, I spent my time building terrariums and building Legos. I think at some point I'm gonna have to start selling terrariums haha

I'm mad at Jasmine Crockett.... Mostly because she didn't call Greg Abbott Adolf Sitler

I do know one thing… 🙏🔥🍾

We need to bring the guillotine back and start a new revolution.

If you ever wonder, I say punch nazis

Was my birthday over the weekend. Went to a reptile show on Saturday, and we ended up with a new friend.

Working on a new vivarium and I may have gone a tad overboard on the plants >.>

I'm making my semi-annual tonkatsu ramen broth while off work. This will simmer all day. This will make about 4 gallons and last about 6 months.

The reason so many billionaires want to go to space is because guillotines need gravity to function.

Only 2 days left of work for the year. I'm so ready

The absolute panic when someone stops by your desk and says, "Hi, I'm from the FAA". 😬

God I hope it has some kind of anarchist slogan on it. How badass would that be? Plus the last time Americans were doing the Propaganda of the Deed we got the 40 hour work week.

14 years ago, we adopted a German shepherd mix and named him Tavi. He was my shadow to the end. Today, he walked across the rainbow bridge. Hopefully, he catches one of the squirrels he always chased.

Hahahaha

Someone should create a DL republicans of Grindr account and just start outing them.

Lot of new followers lately! Welcome and hi!

Official deleted twitter. Fuck Musk and Trump

Had a big meeting today with customers and suppliers I had to present at. Went pretty great but I'm exhausted. Been awake since 3am. Was in the meeting for 9 hours. Now to take a nap.

Aww yeah! Ballots in the drop box!

Finally went and got a haircut and beard trim this morning. It was very needed

Squatting like a bitch dog. Who wants to mount me like one?

day xx The owner corrects a bad dog.

It's begging for more

It's begging for more

day 8 The Master checks his slave's balls to make sure he is not cumming.

Took this last night, first time with a dildo in a very long time

Kinktober(Day5): “Threesome/Double Penetration” Spidey has found himself between a rough situation. He didn’t know Wolverine and Deadpool got along so well! #kinktober #kinktober2024

Willing to trade ass for calculus tutoring. Who wants to help?

Little blast from the past. Just me spending time in the garden. Who wants to help?

@vulpinetaproom.bsky.social let me put some of my paintings up on the wall this month and seriously it gives me this warm fuzzy feeling seeing my art up on the walls of such an awesome place. Like seriously makes me proud of myself in a weird way that is hard for me to explain. TLDR: *Wags*

Take that fat ass and breed it

KinkTober(Day2): “WaterSports” Noatak loves to service his loyal soldiers, so he plays as their urinal here and there. Get in line boys #kinktober #kinktober2024

Jocktober or locktober? Why not both?

That magical time of year when the bottoms are all in cages and the tops are all in pumpkins👀

Trying to not get distracted from homework

Just realized I hadn't posted these since I updated my pfp, my partner @kitchendick.bsky.social took some great pics of me in gear a couple years back that I still really enjoy

Went down to the smallest cage they make. I love it 😇

Why has this week felt like it’s lasted 87 years and yet it is only Wednesday

Yall should help him out

Made a pork loin with risotto and a fresh veggie salad for dinner. That salad is gonna be so good for lunch tomorrow.

I hear it's monochrome Monday?