Prithee Gentles, your attention! Our kickstarter for The Wee Con 2 is now live! www.kickstarter.com/projects/fyr... #twc #twc2 #theweecon

New ink! The wonder that is shaterboi Ed by the lovely @babykraken.bsky.social 😁(thank you for saying yes!)

Tried to pick out a Florence worthy outfit 💖

Today was a happy day. Booked in for a new tattoo. Found lovely Turkish food in the middle of Glasgow central station. Had a very cool human in rainbow trousers with rainbow braids say he liked my newly purple hair. Pet a soft dog. Had nice cup of tea. Saving this feeling for later.

Squee!!!

This was such a good book!

The first picture is the mound of embroidery thread that I thought I owned. The second two are off the stuff that cane out of a box I found. I have Inherited more floss that the craft store stocks😬

What the devil… Stede?

archiveofourown.org/works/774992... Last chapter! I did it! My first ever podfic 😁 I was sick and my voice sounds a little strained to me but not to bad I hope. Thanks again to @addieh.bsky.social for letting me have a go! Should I do it again? Hmm... it was fun so maybe😁💖🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

This one is obviously an attack but just in case, new bot tactic on #AO3 folks! Talking about IP bans and how to avoid it, and telling you to run a command that ends up deleting all your files on your computer. OFMD folks be aware. You can turn off guest comments. www.tumblr.com/communities/...

archiveofourown.org/works/774992... Chapter four! Where we earn that rating ☺️ Chapter five may take longer than I would like on account of me having no voice to speak of and trying to cough a lung up every few minutes. Not an optimal listening experience 😆 Off to drink tea with honey in. Enjoy! 💖🏴‍☠️

Planning crafting shenanigans. Possibly more fun than the actual crafting. Also I think I'm going to have to drag myself to the craft shop. A financially precarious occurrence. Also I have to stop being Ill first 🤒🤧🥺

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence. 'Is your love also your beginning?' (The Last True Poets of the Sea by Julia Drake)

archiveofourown.org/works/774992... Chapter Three!

My OFMD lock screen. Because I can't get enough of Kitty Ed.

archiveofourown.org/works/774992... Chapter Two is up! Honestly having so much fun despite the fact I apparently cannot say 'Forehead ' like a normal human 🤷‍♀️🤣 If you hear odd noises in the background (only recording on my phone) please know my cats say hi💖

I don't know how everyone else got a picture 🤷‍♀️ ahh technology. But apparently I am Spock. Shocking precisely no one 🤣

No new pictures where are you mentally?

Wore less layers today as the weather is a bit warmer and work is usually very toasty. The heating is on the blink 😫🥶 I can't feel my fingers...or my toes 🥺

archiveofourown.org/works/774992... I've wanted to record a podfic since I found out they were a thing. I love reading aloud. Finally figured if I can face an audience of 3yr olds and live I can be brave on the internet. Big thanks to @addieh.bsky.social for letting me try with this sweet story!

If anyone has any tips on uploading audio to AO3 they would be gratefully received. Looks like recording and editing may have been the easier part 🤦‍♀️Am setting aside tomorrow for techno wrangling. If the internet doesn't die. Been spotty all day. Not useful when trying to watch an online convention 😶

I have so many happy memories from the show #longliveOFMD from all the beautiful art I've collected (some of even tattooed on me) to getting to meet some exceptionally awesome humans in real life. I remember finding out about the show. Thinking that looks cool. Always been into pirates.🧵

Most of us got a song that says: “This mattered to me. Maybe it will to you too.” So we pass each other songs instead. That’s not noise. That’s people finding each other in the dark.

There are so many things that I would like to do but after a work day it takes literally everything I have to feed myself and get my crap together to draf myself back to work in the morning. No fair. Waiting for the weekend I guess.

Look at him in his wee tent. He loves it 💖

Been a long time since I sat myself down and read an actual physical book cover to cover. Glad I picked this one as that treat to myself. I loved it. A beautifully written story of the life of Mary/Mark Read. So good.

Toasting in the new year with my fizz in my goblet!

Older guy at work has said he's going to give us all a new years kiss today. One of the lassies said no thanks. He said she dosen't have a choice. I told him consent is important. He looked me dead in the eye and said it isn't. He thinks hes being funny. I'm not laughing. How do I handle this? 🧵

My water bottle. Helping me through the work day 😁

Mums Christmas tree makes me so happy. Be weird. Its the best. 🎅💀

I was at my brother's today and my 2yr old niece sat in my lap and, totally unprompted, said 'I luv you'... my life is complete. I even got a hug!

Played ransom notes with the parents. Wrote a mini fic 🤣

open.spotify.com/track/5RPq8d... Merry Christmas to the crew 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🎅 Unsurprisingly this is my favourite version of the night before Christmas.

My secret Santa gift from work...I feel seen 😆🧛‍♀️🏴‍☠️💖

This is literally the best hallmark movie ever and I shall accept no arguments. Half way through a festive reread curled up with a cat and a large glass of wine. Christmas overtime/my yearly freak out starts tomorrow. Leaving my brain in Jumanji, Nebraska 💖 archiveofourown.org/works/433708...

I conquered my epic chore list! That was hard. But I kept myself going with the promise of my reward at the end. A hot bath, glass of wine and reread The Burger Ring Door for about the fiftieth time.

I'm wearing shapewear that is cutting me in half, the girl who used to work for us is here. I have had a shot and done the macaereana...this could go many ways..

The DJ is playing The Chain! Alert! Alert!

Party time!

Going out for the works Christmas party tonight so my hair is currently in rollers. (Not likley to have any impact. A case of hope over expectation) But I now understand why my gran always had a headscarf. Makes the whole thing much more manageable 👵

This years Christmas jumper! I I recognise Mothman, bigfoot and the Jersey Devil. Can anyone help me with the others? I should like to know 😁

My mami bought me a wee pirate ship when she was on holiday.

Batch cooking queen👸whoop!

Today I paused reading, looked Esme in the eye and uttered the words 'I think the potato is pregnant' Not something I ever expected to say but there you are. (I'm reading a wolf shifter romance. His mate is...a potato shifter. I'm not making it up! The author did that. Its actually heckin sweet)

Can someone please explain how I can go sometimes hundreds of miles to conventions solo but going to the cinema 20mins walk from my house makes me so anxious? I'm still going though. Booked the ticket online so I cant chicken out without losing my money 😆

I won one of prizes in the Wee Con raffle and it included a cross stitch commission from the lovely @fpwoper.bsky.social And isn't he lovely! He's got a nice view of some Eds so I th ok no he's happy 😁

This years book tree is up! Admiring it now before the cats knock it over. Challenged myself to make it from books I read because of OFMD but that were not about pirates. Was easier than I thought 😁 ( the books are listed in the alt text if anyone is interested)

This is so much fun! I haven't even stabbed myself yet.

I lub him. He is a poorly boy. But he keeps clean as he can 💖