It's just a hardboiled egg until Satan fingers it. Then it's deviled.

still gotta make Christmas.....

Ancient people celebrated the darkest, shortest day of the year and so should you because fuck being awake. Please enjoy arbys.

been a long day, moved my toolbox home (rir now) had to get the lock drilled, and im now debating if I want to put everything back in it. Also, my brothers came and helped me unload it; told them it was lighter than it was. Which is undoubtedly true; but it still weighed around 500lbs.

I genuinely hope Canda tells us to get fucked, and not even in that stereotypical polite Canadian way; really bring out their in error "Shoresy"

FUCK YES!!!! I hope this person never has to pay for a beer ever again.🫡🫡🫡

My insurance carrier (not to name names, but they were the Luigi ones) have decided that the radiation treatment for my prostate cancer is "medically necessary". Now, if they'll just correct the other stuff by opening all attachments sent to them, we'll be in good shape.

Big Pasta is at it again....

you ask for "no ice" and about 3/4's of a cup worth of soda #protip

have we passed "Festivus" I'm gonna kick myself if we have, I had a LOT of grievances ro air thsi year.

idiots. that's who this is for.

about to make some irresponsible decisions b/c ai have "adult money"

Say what you want, this kind of shit doesn't happen in a Spirit flight.

just like @ntmellie.bsky.social, I too had testosterone results that I googled..... my only comfort is I already knew the diagnosis.

one week to go... almost feel bad.

writing the essay for this release is the hardest secret I've ever had to keep, and quite possibly the highlight of my career/life

B-dub's favorite Christmas Movies (a list no one asked for)(no particular order) 1) The Long Kiss Goodnight 2) A Christmas Story 3) Kiss Kiss Bamg Bang 4) The Ref 5) It's a Wonderful Life

Bobby V's would never....

- So last Christmas, I gave her my heart. - You gave her your heart? - I gave her my heart. - Your whole heart? - The entire thing. But guess what she did the next day? - The very next day? - Yeah. - What? - She gave it away. - Just gave it away? - Yeah. - Well 16-year-olds are fickle.

still NO WAY that's a word.

I never had this problem personally (humble brag) but, idk, as a parent myself, I think the thing to do is NOT BE A PIECE OF SHIT, then maybe your kids won't hate you. But, again, idk

Good news from Dino’s

oh cool, another of my favorite nights of the year; the band concert that I stg the ENTIRE FUCKING TOWN shows up for.....the same assholes that make pick up a nightmare, now sharing a single parking lot and half a brain cell amongst them. jfkm.

idk, I've had testosterone my whole life and all it did was give me prostate cancer at 43.....

6 7 on a Merry Rizzmas 6 7 on a Merry Rizzmas 6 7 on a Merry Rizzmas Skibidi——doo year

a lord of the rings cover band called My Life With The Mithrill Kill Kult

this article is wild and important because it shows how Weiss has become a media mogul not because he work has ever been popular, but because a small group of rich and well connected guys liked her work as it made them feel good about not using pronouns and stuff. nymag.com/intelligence...

my go to story here is, I was watching the South Park movie, opening day, one of the earliest showings I could get to. I'm seated and a mother/grandmother walks in w/ 2 kids in tow, one a bit older than the other. They sit and the first 5 or so minutes of the movie go by without a hitch.

the timeline remains UNDEFEATED...

A Costa Rican way of expressing frustration (similar to “for fuck’s sake”) is me cago en todo lo cagable. It means “I shit on everything that can be shitted on.” I guess you could also translate it as “I shit upon all that is shittable.”

NEW VIDEO NOW ON YOUTUBE why christian nationalism is doomed youtu.be/wouIJDFarpU

what a thing to wake up to see.....

I know "Die Hard" is y'all's favorite Christmas movie but there's another film that has a lot of elements of "Die Hard" PLUS a much more involved Christmas message and musings on the "invisibility" of homelessness. This Christmas, check out "Tokyo Godfathers." www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainmen...

me this morning:

Says he hates gay people, gets his throat rocked by a dude

there is NO WAY that's a word.

i see so much love for inclusive detective stories, nick & nora spouses, and solid whodunnits and yet i can get no traction for my series that is all that and more. can you PLEASE help people know about Viviana Valentine? www.penguinrandomhouse.com/series/GFM/a...

art.

a friend made this and because i am not selfish i am now sharing it with you, namaste

new video up on patreon www.patreon.com/posts/145806...

me: I'm ok also me:

If you're a fan of Batman: The Animated Series, 90s cartoons, animation history deep dives and superheroes, please pick it up! Comes out on 9/1/26!

walking into 2026

I constantly vacillate between being glad I watched this movie and hating myself for the same reason