teenage kiddo wants to start a "lawn business" over the summer; found a mower last week left on the curb. About $40 in parts later and she's up and running... some times, I even impress myself.

saving the below photo for; reasons.

so like a "Brewster's Millions" situation?

John Pershing circa 1916.

it really is; I had to return 3 different toasters to Walmart this last weekend; because apparently they waterproof them now. smh

This is for all you out there with crappy dads: Hey, kiddo. How's work/school? Haha, yeah, that's why they call it "work/school" and not "fun." You doing OK, tho? Drinking enough water? You gotta stay hydrated. The weather has been crazy. Can you believe these temps? Alright talk to you later. Bye.

or $100 in this case.

another successful "career day" in the books. Now for the only reason I even do it:

youngest kid took his "spikes" (track shoes) to his 4th grade field day today. This on the heels of pitching 2 innings of shut out ball Tuesday. (in a loss, unfortunately).... GD, that kid is something else some days.

I was just thinking about CN this morning, and how they'd have "June Bugs"(a marathon of Bugs Bunny cartoons) and late night anime movies.

Quote Of The Day is from Tolstoy (don't worry, it's short): - "I sit on a man's back, choking him and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his lot by all possible means - except by getting off his back"

wasn't this guy in Dr. Phil once?

twisted kaiju theater

Dark and full of dangers.

lol. lmao. it was true then and it's still true now. youtube.com/clip/UgkxtjS...

Vampire Hunter Deez Nuts lmao gottem

rn it's a great day for racing. I may think differently after I have to go to work tonight....

Top 15 shows from the gut (no order): Primal The Sheild Justified Danger Mouse Batman ('66) Archer Batman: The Animated Series Samurai Jack Better Call Saul Clerks: The Animated Series M*A*S*H MacGyver Rick & Morty Bob's Burgers News Radio

participation trophy ass quote.

1st lap caution; gd this rules

I've not wished to have that '11 camry back harder than this last week; and I HATED that car with a passion. But I also remember '09 and the '95 hard body i had and almost $4 gas then

This will probably be the only place ANYWHERE, where you'll see anything positive about Spirit Airlines; but here it is: It was a good job. I had a good career working there and I'll miss the people. Feels bad, this is the 2nd place in a row that has closed shortly after I left.

He loves it when a plan comes together

#tarpsoff @texas motor speedway

my favorite thing about racing is the unfiltered scanner talk you hear; not just the drivers but the tv/radio crew will drop some words on you

RIP Race Week.

Stars may have lost and it sucks; but this doesn't

aviation guy here and Skydrol is why you'll wash your hands BEFORE you take a piss

The good news is that the 1992 Studio Ghibli anime "Porco Rosso" is still super relevant, warranting a retrospective article! The bad news is that 1992 Studio Ghibli anime "Porco Rosso" is still super relevant, b/c of fascism. Details in my new article: www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainmen...

I'm gonna go great on both counts. Go check him out. RIP "The Squanch" #iykyk

FUCK YOU!!!!! SORRY - dashare.zone ADMIN

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

don't tempt me with a good time; but Camel Wides better still be a thing.

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exhibit #(? idk, probably in the millions) of why people can't drive in the rain: the guy in the tacoma i saw go across 4 lanes of Loop 12, the median and the on ramp off I-30, all because of a puddle. I guarantee he has to change his shorts amd his life flashed before his eyes.

shocking news; had another shitty night at work and don't want to ever come back

evergreen:

suddenly; I'm pro death penalty again.

Fuuuuuck.

sports are dumb and Ive never liked them

something, something, Jon Boi tweet about a motorcycle, a helicopter, and cocaine....

Test driving the new video setup with one of my favorite solos of all time. Gilmour is God.

this has all the makings of a "Ticket Bit".... Klay never followed @solomonmissouri.bsky.social, and now he's on the outs; coincidence? I think not.

they say "a good deed is its own reward"; but some days, you get to feel all warm and fuzzy on top of it

Get your ass to Puzzles May 16th and feast your eyes upon the dawn of a new era in Sparrows!

re-upping this one as a couple other very good channels put out videos on this topic this week and I'm petty enough to want to be like "yeah but my take is best." youtu.be/h_IgrRIvZOc

Yeah, but they say it "can be soft in the center; and the center is a dangerous place".

Civic Duty (hehehe) accomplished