been waiting a few weeks to FINALLY get this shot; all for a 15+ year old joke for like 5 people. smh.

Pearl Harbor; while I'm a fan and supporter of most things Micheal Bay, this, just tucked the life from me. It was just a cheap retelling of Tora! Tora! Tora! and 30 seconds over Tokyo, with a love story wrapped in for???? saw it for free and still want my money back.

even in context; this gif is..... well, "let's not judge... just acknowledge and move on."

DJ Ray's TOP HIP-HOP Thursday February 19th, 2026 "Back That Azz Up" by Juvenile featuring Lil Wayne Full Song: youtu.be/WpQrAbkM3dI?... @djraysmusic.com

THINK ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

🎶 I’m a bitch, I’m a lover I got smooth peanut butter I’m a sinner, I’m a saint I smeared some on my taint

a few folks said they had trouble with the ticket link for the show next week in Austin. posting again just in case. events.ticketleap.com/tickets/hype...

things that sound dirty; but probably aren't intended to be.....

I Am the Night: The Ultimate Unauthorized History of Batman: The Animated Series is both the story of the creation of a landmark cartoon (packed with new interviews with the folks who made it happen) and a deep dive into what it meant to both animation and the character of Batman. It drops on 9/1.

THE ONLY CORRECT answer is 'Albuquerque'. Until he releases an "in a godda da vida- esque" 20 minute opus that covers "Rolling Stones" Top 500 albums of all time....

I can't really say much, since I once nearly gave myself a heart attack from over-consumption... apparently 3 in a 24 hour period is too much

even with them; "Super bugs" are a thing that keep me up at night. In the Frontline ep. on this around the 20 min mark, they talk about one they had to use; that they stopped using in the 40's due to toxicity. IN THE 40'S, when the Dr. probably offered you a Chesterfield after the consult. (link:)

RIP Danny Devito, fuckin legend up there with Duvall and Deniro imo. When that day comes, of course. For now, let's congratulate him for finishing shooting for Jumanji 3. Absolute king.

when it comes to the bible, what scripture means what, I'm ALWAYS reminded of this:

looks like it's Mario's turn (pic unrelated)

Twindependence

Dear Everyone Who Showed Up: It worked. ICE isn't gonna get to buy that warehouse in Hutchins after all. Meanwhile, ICE is renting offices as 125 E John Carpenter Fwy in Irving, in case you thought they've left the area. You know what to do.

You, a simpleton: "A group of squids should be called a 'squad' LOL!" Me, a genius: "A group of squids should be called 'a fisherman's wife's dream' QED!"

*double fake Norm voice* I'm not sure that's correct.

Menfolk who maybe don’t want to vaccinate, please google “orchitis”. It occurs in 20-30% of post-pubertal boys and men who contract mumps.

A quick "whoa, really? that's really fucked up, man" from a white dude to another white dude for expressing a conservative opinion is (sadly) one of the most effective ways to change that white dude's behavior. Not usually the underlying beliefs, but the behavior. It gets in their kitchen.

Scientists have successfully captured the sound of two helium atoms laughing. HeHe

Plank?

sunday seems like a good day to release my full reaction to Lee Brice's anthem, Country Nowadays, which he played at the TPUSA halftime show last week. youtu.be/-CWYnYSRUnI

real Americans just wanna KISS OUR FISH and drink and drive and be transphobic, what's so hard about that????

*taps the sign* The Sign: youtube.com/clip/UgkxWdV...

Let's connect:

How about we put U and I in a union?

water is out for the second time this week; "Dream City" my ass

Before my book comes out on 9/1, would anyone want to do a book club-style thing with the early WB 90s titles on here? Watch them, use a hashtag, and discuss? No pressure. #iamthenightclub

Swedish fish and popcorn mixed is a sneaky delight

This is exactly what you signed up for. They told you what they were going to do.

Peter Tork is my favorite Monkee

BREAKING: Donald Trump's approval rating has now slipped to lower than the approval rating for Do-It-Yourself Prostate Exams.

I believe all bazongas are bodacious

“It was just Christmas… i just…” Let me tell you something daddy Lock in

these guys are blowing up; still time to jump on the bandwagon!!!

Country Saturday Let’s be great open.spotify.com/track/3GgpNS...

Honkey Tonk Women, Wild Horses, Angie (b/c i know how to count and follow prompts)

Kmart Jude Law!!!!!

As the sun rises on #ValentinesDay's let's not forget that love is not just about grand gestures & extravagant gifts, but the small everyday moments that make us feel loved & appreciated. Let's make it a priority to show love & kindness to those around us every day #SpreadLove

"Believe me, you're the only one who cares." "Meltdown" is not only the best episode of Batman Beyond, but one of the greatest cartoon episodes I've ever seen. A story about a man finding himself trapped outside of time and learning that there is seemingly no place for him.

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica

evergreen

in light of today's internet scuttlebutt, here's a video of me losing my god damn mind learning about looksmaxxing culture youtu.be/IEhrU5aUWhM

how my Fridays start now: