Why don't they just close the roof on the Azteca? #LightningDelay

Have we forgotten trump is building a bombproof bunker on White House grounds? - Because it seems like we as a nation have forgotten

ONGGHXFWKX shoot off

Three National Guard troops, unable to watch the #WorldCup, stand in homage on the side of the Reflecting Fool posing as players defending a penalty kick.

Looks like having your phone on you when you enter/return to the US is now a very bad decision. - Perhaps it's time to pack your phone & use an empty burner? www.thetravel.com/us-customs-a...

But when *I* do it I lose my KTN status?

Nothing against the comeback, but how do you get almost 7 minutes of play with 4 minutes showing? #WorldGup

So @google runs a commercial on how loud a stadium gets (120db) while a woman holds her baby up to see the game. Without ear protection. At 120db.

Who else uses closed captioning to hear the television?

Trump floating more ignorant political decisions to gauge response

Trump wants so badly to be a wartime president. He told us from the beginning, & now he's being told to go for it.

The caption on left accurately describes Trump's new Medicaid rule. For real

This is either the best tweet, or the worst tweet, of all the tweets you've seen today.

Gifted article. Merry Christmas! www.nytimes.com/2026/06/27/u...

Hey folks. For what it's worth, both nearby gas stations are out of fuel. A few miles from Gainesville Texas.

More Friday evening news dump, the "Texas returns to the Dark Ages" edition.

Another Friday evening news dump courtesy of putin's pawn donny.

Pilot setting up their weekend booty call in Buffalo/Niagara Falls 🫡

Listening to Markwayne pontificate about the young girls ("I admit there's a lot of little boys") without a bit of self-awareness about the trump-Epstein files & island visits? - The repubs aren't politicians, they're moles.

"Smaller Government"

Markwayne Schmuckatelli just spent 5 minutes stroking himself about World Cup. Then he said out "if you compare migrants' deaths in our custody to deaths of people in Illinois the cages are safer than being in Illinois (not the onion).

Learning absolutely nothing from his handling of covid, rump again tries to stop measles from spreading by not allowing reports of measles to be made public. subscriber.politicopro.com/article/2026...

Rump just showed the planet any remaining mental capacity he may have had is gone. Repubs keep letting him double down. - Armed soldiers surrounding the Reflecting Pool just because trump got caught in a lie & we're doing nothing about it.

Not @theonion.com. Rump still can't spell "...sponser", & the second screenshot is indeed only the first sentence. - For the safety of the United States that man needs to be removed from office asap.

As a D1P1 & the same age of Jodie Foster, yep @latenightafa.bsky.social

Reposting this because why not. It's not like 2026 is kicking ass in the "Yay" category.

Thank you @pbsnews.org for calling it what it is

I'm not saying I called it, but yes I am. I did call it. That fat sob is going to get that drug, just like he got everything on the planet when he had covid. - All the noise about how he doesn't qualify for it? He doesn't qualify to stay in office yet here we are.

Time to update my CV!

Arrested? That's some bullsh. It's also me in about 20 years. Maybe. 🤔 local12.com/news/nation-...

Someone pissed off elon 😂

Armstrong should've pit instead of screwing over everyone else. #IndyCar #RoadAmerica

Trump's thinking more along the lines of his own version of Hiroshima/Nagasaki

Damn y'all.

There should be no more than 90 seconds of additional time #RunningClock BRA v HAI

Starbucks is the perfect American business. - Charge an outrageous price for a common beverage by cheerfully letting people order whatever they want, however they want.

America: Where we hate everything furrin but have no problem with a subsidy of Fiat Automotive, an Italian owned automotive conglomerate, to brag how American "Jeeps" are.

Another Brazilian!!!! #WorldCup

Are you KIDDING ME?? #BRAvHAI

Is it too late in life for me to develop a taste for fried cow liver & onions?

Out of everyone on the pitch, the one guy I wouldn't want to piss off at a bar is this center referee: Mr Ilgiz Tantashev (Uzbekistan).

Still the best follow on this website. #StrongHuman

Good to see @fox4dfw.bsky.social start off their 4pm newscast with #WorldCup @ the Death Star. Specifically: 1 person snuck in, definitely not white 1 person charged with a controlled substance (weed) - Had to wait if you wanted World Cup updates

During his birthday party at the White House, Trump looks exactly like a 21yo virgin's first visit to a strip club waiting to put a dollar in a dancer's g-string. #NTTAWWT

Those fools just realized they're getting their asses beat & blooded for Monopoly money 🙄😂🙄😂

is taking a limo from the Watergate to the cage fight at the White House too heavy a metaphor for this reality? Find out as time marches on

Drama in the sky 😓

Beckham is missing out on one hella endorsement opportunity with treatment for Peyronie's disease

Is there a Kalshi on how much bonus time there will be on any given match? #WorldCup #Kalshi