Shout out to the missus for calling me earlier today to remind me it's 4/20 🫡 😋 #420

Make sense. Since Trump lives by the polls, his appointees die by the polls.

Kill a bunch of kids then commit suicide by cop. Just another Sunday in America. (Gift article) www.nytimes.com/2026/04/19/u...

He's saying he came out of the closet after his wife opened the door.

Have you ever been talking to a casual acquaintance & want to reach out, take their spectacles, clean the lenses, and hand them back? Or is it just me.

- trump: Announces on Friday afternoon the Strait of Hormuz is wide open! "So where's my Nobel PP medal!?!?" 🚨Spoiler Alert!!🚨 It's not open. He lied & claimed victory because his attention span for the war expired www.cbsnews.com/amp/live-upd...

Jared Golden voted against it because he has a Lilly white monochromatic electorate & wants to be re-elected. - I sure he borrowed some of Susan Collins' "concern"

Short, direct, accurate, no room for misinterpretation. I like it

We've heard nothing from putin for quite a while. Because that boy is kicked back, feet on his desk, sipping on 4 fingers of Pappy Van Winkle 20yr, & watching Donny & his cult fall for every single trap he set up.

Matilda thinks I can't see her hiding behind the shrub, so she's thinking about sliding across the street. *Oops Busted!* *Time to act like she was walking back anyway* 🤣

This is not the behavior of a mentally stable person. That old man is tweaking hard as hell to stay up 36 hours at a time

Keep the pressure on!

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So what's trump been up to? Just undoing 50 years of advances in women's rights.

"The beatings will continue, because once I was allowed back into the White House, I will never stop destroying the physical & metaphysical tenets of democracy. Just like putin's done to Russia.

DHam's exiting the chat. Numbers are numbers. Mandami was a great start & showed the nation what voter turnout can do. The more non-repub voters following the "don't throw away better because it's not perfect" model, the more Mandamis will be elected into office. ✌🏼

- Matilda bringing me all the toys because she doesn't want to go to sleep versus - Matilda giving up & giving in & going to sleep because it's been a long day

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20x more people than trump's inauguration.

Friday afternoon news dump #1. Arizona (natch). Armed off duty copy shows up at a high school protest, tries to start a riot so he could shoot someone. - Of course he's still employed www.azfamily.com/2026/04/09/a...

And trump did what trump does: Ignore the experts.

Our SefDef of War is lying how American soldiers were killed by an Iranian attack. In any other timeline, Hegseth would be in front of a military tribunal. If they're lying about dead troops, what else is being lied about? www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-wa...

I keep telling y'all. He wants something w/his name on it to out-Obama Obama & keeps failing. A few: Mount Rushmore Greenland Venezuela Middle East beach resort Obamacare & a gut punch: Obama Plaza in...Ireland

The Strait of Hormel was opened for less time than it take for Rump Jr to refill his coke container.

I'm not saying I was totally correct, but you're damn skippy I was totally correct. #TACO

Lots of people in positions of responsibility want to stop Trump. Don't - He's made a career out of bullying people. Nobody's ever stops him so he keeps doing it. - Time to call his bluff, or he's going to claim "to help Iran I've decided to chicken out. Again" - Mark it

Just to remind everyone, one month ago on March 5 2026 Hegseth says the Iran war is for Armageddon return of Jesus. - I'm not sure the obliteration of Iran would be Jesus's first choice for a homecoming party.

General Chance Saltzman, US Space Force Chief of Space Operations just now: "SecDef just gave our "War Fighters In Space" program more money than we know what to do with".

This is what #Religion can be. Too many people these days have forgotten the meaning of service

#Science is beautiful

Happy "Americans Shot Out Of The Sky" day to all you #magateers & #GOP. You don't even care trump is hiding incommunicado in the bunker under White House & after he started HIS WAR #WhereIsTrump #TrumpIsScared #TrumpFuckedUp

Has anyone asked Rafael Cruz if he has any concerns about trump taking over the land of his peoples?

I'm astonished why they haven't mentioned the location beacons each pilot has attached to their body. #JetshotDown

Carisa Hendrix nails it. @carisahendrix.bsky.social

C-Span has the best coverage and it was Anne Wilson singing the anthem. There's two women narrating & they're great. - Their speech patterns also remind me of an SNL skit

Now she's singing a very casual version of the National Anthem.

If there was a god, the van taking astronauts to the ship would be a Chevy Astro

Thread on the birthright citizen case before SCOTUS today.

@rhodesben.bsky.social definitely deserves recognition for his tight & tidy Zoom setup. Top Tier. And the interview was hella good strong. @maddow.bsky.social

If they would combine the #NoKings protests with #WorldNakedBikeRide, followed by publicly releasing #Grinder activities & pics? In five minutes the Repubs would roll over & give up

You don't care about healthcare because you're Superman? Care about 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗻, 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲, 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀, 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀, & 𝗸𝗶𝗱𝘀 - The #SurgeonGeneral needs to understand science, health outcomes, evidence based medicine, primary care. Means understands *none* of that

Saudi wants to keep trump & the magats happy & in charge www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

@indycarupdates.bsky.social Indycar needs to keep a stopwatch next to the driver like F1 does. It's silly just saying it once in a while without a visual.

Much much larger than rump's inauguration. Both of them.

Friday night at 2300 Eastern Time. Great.

Finally!! A Friday night good news dump.

So many RWNJMaga freak out abt MtF transgender & bathrooms. But every women's bathroom I've seen/cleaned has commodes in individual stalls, like the men's sit downs. So wtaf is their problem? Are they peeking?

"This is your first verbal warning" 🙄🤣 No jurisdiction, no training, said they couldn't breathe wearing masks but now they hide their chickenshiat faces. Trump's brownshirts: Cheap, dumb, & dumb.