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If you're celebrating the death of a husband and father that's an immediate unfollow

We now have over 4000 #ForeverCanadian signature collectors across Alberta. This movement is growing like no other before, but we need more of you to pitch in. Please, join our team and let’s make history. Let’s show our love for Canada.🇨🇦 #ableg #cdnpoli #Yeg #Yyc

People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zones, yet no one tells extroverts to shut up and make the zone comfortable

Pierre Poilievre's plan for the next election seems aimed at winning the votes of Seinfeld fans.

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The City of Calgary is encouraging citizens to declutter their homes and leave unwanted items on the curb this weekend as part of a free ‘treasure hunt.’

Christ on a bike! It was bad enough this gained National attention but now it's receiving international attention

Queue the outrage

Nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your job title - How many hours you worked People will remember: - If you're a space cowboy - If you a gangster of love - If people call you Maurice

That feeling when you drop off your vehicle at the dealership for service. It's only a year old but I still get nervous

When I became a Senator, I started flying a lot. Back and forth from Edmonton to Ottawa - not to mention flights to conferences and events. I had never before understood the archaic way that flight attendants are paid. The clock only starts when the airplane door closes. 🧵

Furthest in Canada: N: Grande Cache AB S: Niagara Falls ON E: Cape Spear NL W: Victoria BC Where in Canada have you been?

With the number of electric vehicles I see on Calgary streets this does not surprise me

D'oh!

Truth

And the sun continued to come up each morning after

Ah, this must be from “Live Laugh Love’s Labour’s Lost.”

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Win

Good Morning Toronto

Finding a @timhortonsofficial.bsky.social in Atlantic Canada is never difficult

Iceberg

Living in Odesa, Ukraine, now be like: one moment you play the piano on live stream, next Russia attacks your city with missiles, you shake up from the explosions, then you continue playing the piano on live stream

Imagine if the votes split and she comes up the middle and wins

"So, then he lost his seat!"

I love Saturday mornings. Oops it's Wednesday #retirement

No Sunday scaries #retired

According to Statistics Canada's real-time population model... There are now FIVE MILLION Albertans 🥳🎉🎈

EVERY reporter at EVERY presser in #Ableg should be asking Premier Smith one simple question, over & over Why is she blocking @naheednenshi.bsky.social from the Alberta Legislature. Why wait until the last second to call a by-election. Carney did (or will) the right thing What is she scared of?

Some Conservative voters in Alberta are frustrated that they keep sending MPs to sit on the opposition benches. Some are directing their anger at the rest of Canada for not voting CPC. An alternative approach involves asking why their own party fails to win over those voters.

Folks, once again, do not — not — photograph and post your marked ballot. It’s a violation of the Canada Elections Act. It’s against the law.

This was a disgusting thing to do

He’s no longer muzzled

With the CPC golf ad up and running, these two have been tapped for the next one. #cdnpoli #neverpoilievre

It’s lovely

Introvert life hack: Start every phone call with “my battery is almost dead,” that way you can hang up on them at anytime.