Jesus and I would like to remind you that literally no one has ever stopped anyone from saying 'Merry Christmas.’

I got a free COVID vaccine in California today. I was upfront about being a visitor from Canada so they marked me down as uninsured. It’s nice to be in a place that cares about public health

How is this possible?

Working remotely was probably invented by an introvert who was tired of being asked how their weekend was

She’s a fascist in pantyhose

I mean this from the bottom of my heart…if it's textable…do not call me

This would disqualify half of the UCP Cabinet

All to please TBA and David Parker

The report isn’t worth the paper it is written on

Some stranger somewhere still remembers you because you were kind to them when no one else was

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It’s a guy thing too

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If you're celebrating the death of a husband and father that's an immediate unfollow

We now have over 4000 #ForeverCanadian signature collectors across Alberta. This movement is growing like no other before, but we need more of you to pitch in. Please, join our team and let’s make history. Let’s show our love for Canada.🇨🇦 #ableg #cdnpoli #Yeg #Yyc

People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zones, yet no one tells extroverts to shut up and make the zone comfortable

Pierre Poilievre's plan for the next election seems aimed at winning the votes of Seinfeld fans.

😂😂😂

The City of Calgary is encouraging citizens to declutter their homes and leave unwanted items on the curb this weekend as part of a free ‘treasure hunt.’

Christ on a bike! It was bad enough this gained National attention but now it's receiving international attention

Queue the outrage

Nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your job title - How many hours you worked People will remember: - If you're a space cowboy - If you a gangster of love - If people call you Maurice

That feeling when you drop off your vehicle at the dealership for service. It's only a year old but I still get nervous

When I became a Senator, I started flying a lot. Back and forth from Edmonton to Ottawa - not to mention flights to conferences and events. I had never before understood the archaic way that flight attendants are paid. The clock only starts when the airplane door closes. 🧵

Furthest in Canada: N: Grande Cache AB S: Niagara Falls ON E: Cape Spear NL W: Victoria BC Where in Canada have you been?

With the number of electric vehicles I see on Calgary streets this does not surprise me

D'oh!

Truth

And the sun continued to come up each morning after

Ah, this must be from “Live Laugh Love’s Labour’s Lost.”

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Win

Good Morning Toronto

Finding a @timhortonsofficial.bsky.social in Atlantic Canada is never difficult

Iceberg

Living in Odesa, Ukraine, now be like: one moment you play the piano on live stream, next Russia attacks your city with missiles, you shake up from the explosions, then you continue playing the piano on live stream

Imagine if the votes split and she comes up the middle and wins

"So, then he lost his seat!"

I love Saturday mornings. Oops it's Wednesday #retirement

No Sunday scaries #retired