End of KPop Demon Hunters: We don't need couch! Let's go do all the things! Me: No, no, you had it right with couch.

I've been a Crow Time Patreon member for years, and I have zero regrets. The new wallpapers bring me so much joy (the ghosty one is my lockscreen and the leaves one is my homescreen). Go join the patreon if you love crows and cute creatures and their shenanigans! 💜

October wallpapers are up on Patreon! 🍁🧡💛❤️🍄🎃🎃🍄❤️💛🧡🍁 www.patreon.com/posts/141995...

If we can sell between 5,000 and 10,000 copies of OMENS OF CHAOS, we will debut comfortably on the New York Times Bestseller list, which is a very normal thing for a book to want (and will send a very clear message about what we want as a community). We won't, but a girl can dream.

She boot-scooted her poopy butt across two floors of the house, but she's still pretty dang cute.

One of these cameras is not a Nikon.

Me: Hey folks, don't be a bully toward fan creators. Rando on Reddit: This is only a valid take if you're not artistic. Now for those of us who ACTUALLY make art ... Me, who has been a creator since 1995: (walks away laughing)

My problem isn’t you holding a place in line so your son can join you with a full cart in the 10-item-or-less queue. My problem is that the son doesn’t bother to say “excuse me” when he shoves the cart past me. The further I venture into my aged crone era, the less tolerance I have for this stuff.

Me: (chooses the way home that is five minutes longer and a lot less traffic) Waze: Nah, I'm sending you this way (reroutes me through downtown Baltimore without my consent) And this is why I fucking hate navigation apps.

Look who’s trying to make a comeback at NYCC after getting forced out of DragonCon…

Update: I just stated going through every site on the UK list until I found one that took it for £5 per return. Reader, I'll take it!

Maybe if I scream into the void, someone will know the answer. I am a small business in the US trying to file and pay a UK VAT return. I have my VAT number, I am registered. I think it's absolutely ridiculous to pay over $100 a month just to file a form that needs to be done every 3 months.

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life: 1. Petting an animal. Cats mostly, but there are some very good doggos. 2. The first bite of a really good apple. 3. The breeze on a crisp, sunny fall day 4. Wearing a favorite piece of jewelry 5. A nap with a cat curled on top of you.

Trust me, if I thought this snake oil would stop my middle-of-the-night leg cramps, I'd bathe in it.

I see your Auburn loyalties at play, Tim Cook. #iphone17 (coughRollTidecough)

Artists considering tabling at Santa Fe Comic Con, beware they are not only pro-AI but are being horrible and combative in the comments toward anyone that challenges them.

Me at 15, going through puberty: I am so tired of being a hormonal mess. Me at 45, going through perimenopause: I am so tired of being a hormonal mess.

Maru, first famous internet cat who pulled me through so many late nights in college, has passed :( He lived to a ripe old age of 18 but I was hoping he'd crack the secrets of immortality and live forever :((( sisinmaru.com/2025/09/06/%...

Behold. My household Miku.

The stages of my cat forgiving me after being gone for 9 days: 1. Staaaaare 2. Ignore 3. Shove her butt into the webcam while on a work call 4. Yell at me 5. Acceptance

I made it home safely from Dragon Con. I have a cuddly spouse, a cuddly orange boy who wants me to feed him, and a tortie who wants nothing to do with me until I earn my way back into her good graces.

We found the owner and I’m mailing the package back to them later this week!

Hey #dragoncon folks! Some wonderful person bought all of this merch from the Crow Time table and then accidentally left it at a booth near us. It was turned into Lost and Found then over to me. If you are missing your swag and can verify the purchase, please DM me so I can mail it back to you!

Huh! This is pretty interesting... www.bbc.com/travel/artic...

I have obtained a household Miku.

Third day of Dragon Con! Come visit the Atlanta outpost of Kevin’s Gud Roks at booth 500 in Artist Alley and adopt him or one of his brethren from me and @mishacak3s.bsky.social! We also have more @secondlina.com illustration plates as well.

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#dragoncon day 2!!! Please visit us at table 500 in the artist alley!!

how you email finds me (at dragoncon artist alley table 500)

Have You Seen My Cats? (2025) is a comic chronicling my cats weird little habits. Available on my patreon right now, but slowly releasing to the public every week. Here's the cover. 🌻 www.patreon.com/c/Berntkat/p... (1/18)

Day 2 of Dragon Con! @mishacak3s.bsky.social and I are at table 500 in Artist Alley, and we have more illustrated bookplates from @secondlina.com! Please stop and see us and adopt a crow!

#dragoncon artist alley starts TOMORROW!! Please visit my cowriter @savvyliterate.com and buddy @mishacak3s.bsky.social at table 500. I'm staying in Canada this year 😭

Day 1 of Dragon Con! @mishacak3s.bsky.social and I are at table 500 with limited edition bookplates from @secondlina.com!

IT’S DRAGON CON WEEK!!!! COME SEE ME AND @savvyliterate.com AT TABLE 500!!!! Books! Plushies! Stickers! More!! OH MY!!!

Made it to Georgia safely! Seeing my dad for a few days before Dragon Con.

The Fairylogue store is going on break for the rest of August so that we can prepare for Dragoncon ✨️ Sadly, I won't be at the table this year with @savvyliterate.com and @mishacak3s.bsky.social. Please visit out our table and pet the plush crows for me in my absence.

Yesss!! Come say hello to @savvyliterate.com and I at table 500!!

I decided to keep the 105mm lens. The cost, way below even used sites, could not be beat. I will eventually get the 85mm. I wandered through Messiah University, testing it out. I didn't venture far because ... bees. Lots of bees. Too many bees, as you can see when you zoom in on the first picture.

He’s normally not a lap cat. But tonight, he crawled on top of me and began purring like crazy. I live on this couch now.

So it's time to get a skin check. Had one in 2023, so I wrote in asking for the first available. Got an email back letting me know when my appointment is. It's August 20 ... 2026. As in exactly 54 weeks from today. Sigh.

I’m testing an 85mm and a 105mm lens and I am still stuck. The 85 is such a beautiful portrait lens. The 105 does decent portraits but the macros are just outstanding. First photo is Whisper at 85mm then at 105mm. Same settings applied.

I can't wait to table with Misha again!!

I feel like I caught him being orange.

Everyone to me: You're gonna LOVE today's Wordle! Reader ... I failed it.

I stopped by the bathroom in Costco. A mom and her toddler were also in there. Toddler: Where's the boys' potty? Mom: It's next door. Toddler: NO, IT'S NOT. Then she tried to break out of the stall.

No cheating! Post your lock screen.

I normally am pretty ambivalent about iOS changes. But wow, I HATE Liquid Glass. I loaded the public beta on my phone this morning and it’s the first time I’m combing through my phone to undo thing.

Whisper has accepted the new recliner. I was concerned last night when he was very upset that it existed to begin with. Our orange boy doesn’t like change.

Adding to both my yarn collection and my silent film/Golden era of Hollywood collection thanks to a new shop in Hershey that sells both yarn and books. That top book is on the Orson Welles “War of the Worlds” fake news scandal. I am so excited to read it.