Doug Funnie I’ll do anything for you Doug Funnie just tell me what you want me to

If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country

my ideal version of a new york city mayor is a dr. robotnik type figure who sort of hovers over the city in a flying orb type vehicle. he never actually lands, he just flies around and yells and points at you menacingly. maybe he could occasionally throw some obstacles that you have to avoid

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Summer reading

Hope to see you at some shows in the second half of the year

Zohran Mamdani do you condemn Mr Bean for his desecration of Whistler's Mother?

Our loathsome president has started an illegal and amoral war in support of a genocidal madman's political ambitions. This is the madness of Bush's Iraq war in fast forward, which resulted in hundreds of thousands of violent civilian deaths and incalculable suffering.

THE AMERICAN PEOPLE MUST STAND FIRM. We must not be dragged into Netanyahu’s illegal war against Iran.

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Everybody talks about reading banned books - but I'm here to encourage you to listen to banned music (Cannibal Corpse) and watch banned movies (The Beyond).

Today at 6:20 at Metrograph - Matthew Barney's Secondary in a single screen version, ft. me as a referee, and screaming a lot. Football! Sculpture! Violence!

Here's a rare chance to see Matthew Barney's Secondary in a new single-screen version. Featuring me as a football line judge. I also supply lots of screams and noisies for the soundtrack. The first showing is sold out, but Metrograph just added one for Monday May 5. See you there?

Who else is going to Meshuggah at MSG tomorrow?

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Annual Valentine's Day Stimmung coming up! It's at St. Paul's Chapel of Columbia University. Free admission! But you must register before 11AM tomorrow to be let onto the campus events.columbia.edu/cal/event/ev...

Ekmeles show 7:30PM tonight at St. Peter's Chelsea - World premiere by Wolfgang von Schweinitz, music by Taylor Brook, Charlotte Mundy, and James Weeks simpletix.ekmeles.com

Ekmeles toured Germany this November - here's a SWR broadcast of one of our concerts. Ockeghem, Petros Leivadas, and a centerpiece of Mathias Spahlinger's über den frühen tod... for 8 voices and 8 instruments www.swr.de/swrkultur/mu...

A few tickets have been released for the Ekmeles little match girl passion run that starts tonight, grab them while you still can - www.deathofclassical.com/concerts/dav...

Apropos of nothing here's one of my favorite documentaries. Aside from the incredible art, I love that the detail that these people changed gods because it seemed like their old god wasn't doing enough for them. Fair.

Say hello to my lil wren. There's one I've been visiting in Ft. Tryon Park in the Heather Garden, and I highly recommend you go find him.

Anyone else going to see the NYPhil show tonight? Excited to see Brad Lubman conduct them for the first time. Truly the greatest conductor I've ever had the pleasure to work with.

This show is today! Rehearsals have been super revealing of the depth and quality of this music and poetry.

See you tonight for Momenta Quartet at the Americas Society? mailchi.mp/549924d0e4ae...

Friday October 13 7:30PM at Opera America, I'm doing a program of music for voice with microtonal keyboards (Thomas Feng and David Friend). US premieres by Ivan Wyschnegradsky and Taylor Brook, and world premieres by Eve Beglarian and @mannfishh.bsky.social