oy Timbers #RCTID

I am so desperately behind on all of my podcasts but I just found out I was shouted out as a Patreon supporter by @ewpod.bsky.social in episode 2412, a pun-derful episode I heard my name, raised my arms in triumph and exclaimed "that's me! That's my name!" as I could be any more of a dweebus

getting a surprise on-location @getplayedpod.bsky.social in Japan and hearing them awkwardly interview a very game Mario movie cast was so wonderful, i'm so happy for all three of them next time Ranch better get to go

I've gotten to the point I get in every Yakuza game where I say "no thank you" to the main story and only do side missions What do you mean that there's machinations around this plot of land being a resort? I just want to run an orphanage and have small stories about punks running scams

I truly don't know why the Like A Dragon series isn't everyone's favorite game series of all time

i had a dream where i was such a bad color commentator for football that the play-by-play guy also got fired, boy my anxiety feels like it's pretty high recently

I am constantly horrified by skeleton as a sport, they are just like an inch from the most gruesome death possible

I have Yakuza/Like A Dragon'd so close to the sun, I realized I have strong opinions about the mahjong minigame implementations between games. Y0 needs numerals on the character tiles so badly for ignoramuses like me

just going on the record and saying You Get What You Give by the New Radicals rules and everybody else is wrong

the new england patriots are back (derogatory)

as I've said almost my entire life, being a Jaguars fan is how God teaches me humility but dammit I wanted that one #DUUUVAL

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVAL #DUUUVAL

if we let the Titans of all teams beat us and force us to lose out on hosting a playoff game i'll be beside myself #DUUUVAL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

we can’t even run our own country let alone someone else’s

they just said Broncos/Jaguars could be a preview of the AFC championship with a straight face what in the world #DUUUVAL

look, i don't have any real power within #DUUUVAL but the way Liam Coen said it at his intro presser is now canon go Jaguars!

Pay Devin Lloyd #DUUUVAL

If you need to understand what's happening, this farce is a perfect place to begin. A broken, unhappy man is being given a fake award he doesn't deserve by a corrupt group looking to bribe him and earn favors. It's meaningless, everything he wants, and it won't matter to him within an hour.

fucking hilarious for the most corrupt sports body in the world to gift a peace prize to the least peaceful president I've ever seen, you mean the guy who has a subordinate that committed war crimes wins the peace prize?

Thank you Spotify for the Christmas jumpscare of Judy Garland's face filling the TV screen

Yes. Yes, this all tracks. Also, in his video, he decided to get fries with the sandwich he usually gets during his Spotify Wrapped videos, and spent the last 5 seconds silently eating them. Bravo.

does everyone else's dog sigh after lying down like they're the only one that can solve the Middle East he sighed so hard last night that for a half second I was like "damn, his meeting with Putin didn't go well, huh"

@jamienerdgirl.bsky.social as I'm listening to the June 12, 1995 ep of @timelinescav.bsky.social and if you actually interested in doing that arcade cabinet podcast, who has two thumbs and is exactly wanting to be that

Justin Herbert must hate north Florida with how the Jaguars treat him when he's here #DUUUVAL

if the Jaguars continue to play like this, we might actually be dangerous to face (yes, I remember the collapse last week) #DUUUVAL

get up and be OK, Bhayshul #DUUUVAL

i'm gonna need a neuroscientist to tell me why, in the year 2025, after not thinking about it for years, i woke up with the CatDog theme song in my head MAKE IT MAKE SENSE, BRAIN GUY

I've never heard of steamed clams. But steamed hams? Of course!

hearing Once In A Lifetime by the Talking Heads kick in while sitting at a pool and beachside bar in Hawaii is a top tier event

played about 20 minutes of FM 26 Console and... well, I wouldn't say I'm figuring out the UI well with controller, also I don't think something like FM should have major frame slowdowns when editing a manager on an Xbox Series X but what do I know

I can already tell this Jaguars game is going to take years off of my life #DUUUVAL

My wife: wow Shaq is getting old! Me: he's 53 My wife: wow he is not aging well!

i have stopped trying to understand the #Hokies this year and simply watching them for the vibes

the way I know I'm slowly becoming a middle aged man is that I've instituted "Fun Shirt Friday" for myself that is just wearing a Hawaiian shirt on Fridays in my defense, with dates and time being how they are, it is actually a really good way to remember it being Friday

you either die young or hear music that meant a lot to you growing up softly in a grocery store - a guy who just heard Learn To Fly by the Foo Fighters while making a run to get heavy cream

this is what I get for being a Mariners fan in Portland

scenes from war-torn Portland

oh boy, i cannot wait for the mariners to hurt me, because they are setting it up for a very very big fall

baseball's so great, even during a playoff game, the announcers do have to do something weird to keep attention, like carving a turkey while calling play by play

i feel like as people age, their musical interests tend to go to more jazz or dad rock and here i am, a few years away from the big 4-0 thinking: maybe I should get back into ska

the entire restaurant kitchen is on fire and he’s in there going shit shit hang on i got it and the food comes to the window perfect

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVAL! #DUUUVAL

always fully terrified when my favorite team is put in front of the whole nation especially the Jaguars, who feel like they, more often than not in this situation, get absolutely pants-ed #DUUUVAL

JORGE POLANCO!

imagine the incredible acting performances that Raul Julia could have done what a legend, gone far before his time

oh wow, that Western Kentucky/Delaware ending was _devastating_

always good when a tie shows up in a sport where ties are rare, especially in a time where it's the only game playing

WHAT. A. PLAY. Gotta have a stop on fourth down, and gorgeous pass breakup by Ellis. Beautiful win. #Hokies