Friendly reminder from your local healthcare provider that it’s time to schedule your Flu and COVID vaccines 🥰

The NTSB sliding in right before the buzzer goes off for a government shutdown is a wild move. Meanwhile we still have state republicans jerking off in the corner refusing to pass a single fucking budget so here we are on actual fire without any money to deal with it

Lighting was good for hair so hey I dyed it again

Just passed by a remodel/construction site playing Get Low and as a millennial I think that should be an OSHA violation.

Then shut it the fuck down. Imagine wanting to stop a country from functioning so people can have healthcare.

If I did this a decade ago my crazy would have been much worse 😅 www.idrlabs.com/hot-crazy-sc...

Watching people be mad about Bad Bunny performing at the halftime show is my newfound kink.

Happy 50th birthday Rocky Horror. Thanks for being such a safe space for use weirdos 🖤🖤🖤 At the late night (early morning) double feature (Rocky horror) picture show!

The Rocky Horror Picture Show opened on US screens 50 years ago today. Initially a major box office bomb, cult cinema outsiders and queer audiences quickly took up the film’s mantle and turned it into a unique and exciting way of engaging with the movies. Remember kids, don’t dream it—be it!!

I used to live in Chicago and can confirm, this is “the incident.” Also they said they’ve cleaned the river to make it swimmable but every Chicagoan would NEVER because of the incident.

Ahh good - none of you degenerates have been raptured. That would be a waste of beautiful men.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - being a therapist in all *gestures wildly* THIS is fucking hard.

This is the type of Halloween/ hot men crossover I need to see more of.

Me, a gay therapist:

I wanna go for a walk but new tattoos and sunlight are NOT friends

Happy 24th anniversary to the Gamecube ♥️

Okay I’m obsessed with eating ass but I never put it together that it’s a service kink. spankpls.com/bdsm-test

Practical Magic flash 🖤

We are living in an episode of South Park. Has to be. But this is a great dissection of internet subculture.

I’m approaching year 14 in the field and if this walked through my door and I wasn’t aware of any recent strokes - I’m calling Code Stroke *immediately*

….anyway here’s my face to distract from the horrors.

Peep the new colors

Charlie Kirk in 2023: "It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment." He was wrong. No child, no moviegoer and no conservative commentator should have to die to maintain this perverted notion of the 2nd Amendment.

God, he’s such a fucking twat.

What color do I wanna do my hair?

I am rock hard.

My dentist is so good at what he does (and fucking adorable) and his assistant is my kind of spooky people but god damn I still hate dental work 😑

I was gifted Labubu’s and I feel they silently judge me while working. Or plotting to eat my brains. Or both.

It’s pure magic how fast my mood can turn around after hearing the shower turn on midday because I know I’m about to get some ass.

Went out to eat for lunch and my friend took this picture. I’ve lost so much weight (purposefully) I don’t even recognize one my own body anymore. What a weird, validating, and somewhat sad experience.

Philly stays undefeated

Had a friend come into town so we could see a concert and now I feel every single one of those 37 years.

This beautiful album turned 20 on the 23rd and I’m thankful for it every day

One of my fave days of the year is the Philly Naked Bike Ride. I’ll ride it one year but until then I’ll be cheering on the sidewalk!

Fall is flirting with me hard and I’m DTF (down to fully-decorate-my-house-for-Halloween)

Jfc I’ve had a hearing test visit, an ENT visit, a CT scan visit, a surgeon visit, and a fit test visit. I *still* have to go back for visit number 6 to actually get the damn thing. And despite being deemed medically necessary by two physicians my insurance won’t cover it 🙃

Twins. But also I’m like the weirdest of weird so that’s wrong. But LOL good at counseling when my job is literally that.

It’s wild to think that in 2006, at just 18 years old, I stood in Hot Topic as the manager on duty and heard this album before the whole world did. Now, at my big age of 37, I’m hearing it live. Guess I’m still that Hot Topic kid with the dyed hair after all 🖤

Caught this spectacular shot of the rocket over Philly

The horrors™️ keep persisting so I either need someone’s son to sit on my face or another tattoo.

I sweet talked my local Dunkin into giving me pumpkin early so needless to say my soul is ascending to its final form

Pre-gaming fall

I’ve been surviving The Horrors™️ so I’m getting a tattoo as a lil treat

My friend got me making friendship bracelets for the Coheed cruise. My kit came with crosses which I almost tossed out but then it hit me. I love a little sacrilege in the evening.

Brb Wednesday was released and I’m pre-gaming for Halloween.

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.

Got my hearing aid approval and scheduled to get fitted for one in 2.5 weeks. Ya boy is gonna be able to hear better 🥺

Idk why I keep doing the eyebrow raise to wrinkle my forehead but I hiked on the Rockies today

What a GREAT day to come and support South Park 🖤🖤