It must suck to be an autocorrect software the week Wuthering Heights comes out.

That Emerald Fennell sure makes some choices.

Just got out of Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie and I have a lot of thoughts about how chaotically the Toronto streetcar is woven into the city.

I’m only two seasons into Deep Space Nine but already I want to name my next pet “Gul Du-cat.”

Once again, I am asking how Elon Musk has not been convicted of fraud.

I’m honored to have been a small part of this moment at the recent late show of the George Lucas Talk Show. RIP to my LD copy of Return of the Jedi, a movie I don’t care for very much.

Randomly started watching On A Clear Day You Can See Forever and this outfit Barbra is wearing needs to be seen and discussed:

Deaths like this are not “accidents”. They’re the result of bad planning and a culture that prioritizes automobiles over people.

I don’t think we should make fun of an elderly man for being incontinent… BUT… When that elderly man is a fascist dictator seen by his followers as a hyper masculine godking… It’s pretty funny when that man dookies his pants in public.

Me going over the clip of Trump shitting himself like it’s the Zapruder film.

I had work to do today but @techconnectify.bsky.social just dropped a feature length video about solar panels.

In my day, if we wanted to tell a story about the American Revolution, we didn’t need “A.I.” We just gave Paul Giamatti a wig, let Tom Hooper set up a badly composed shot and called it good.

There’s just so much awful in this one clip it’s kind of shocking. Imagine how many iterations they must have churned through their slop crank and THIS is the best they could get…

Name someone who has the grindset mindset more than this guy….

Sure, being a productive adult is great, but have you tried drinking Miller High Life, making nachos and watching Deep Space Nine with your finance?

It’s not often you get to write-off a $70 million bribe but Amazon found a way to do it.

Hey @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social . You wanna tell me how we’re supposed to “reform” this?

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

“I have a child!!”

I like to imagine if this was all happening two states over that Joe Pera would be out in the street with a big thermos of instant apple cider for the protesters.

Seeing the George Lucas Talk Show tonight. Paging @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social , I have a LaserDisc of ROTJ for George to destroy.

At this point it should be obvious that crime is the primary use for crypto.

I need a pillow to scream into. Also can we stop using nuclear power plant photos when we talk about pollution? Nuclear power is remarkably clean. Show a car tail pipe or coal plant.

How stupid would it be if the thing that finally sends the US into a second C1vil W@r is a dementia riddled old man invading Greenland because he doesn’t understand the Mercator Projection.

DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.” (H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )

“If the crew of the Nostromo leave because of the xenomorph eating people, the alien wins — so I’m staying.”

Broadcast News (1987) - Dir. James L Brooks

The only person who should be saying “We do need Greenland” is Gerard Butler’s agent circa 2019.

Me trying to explain to my fiancee why those delivery robots aren’t “cute”.

This is something a bond villain says.

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/

We have to impeach him.

Declaring a Surprise War without casus belli. Warmonger penalties: Egregious.

FIFA looking silly now giving him an award

The annual shelling of Los Angeles is underway.

Alone at the bar on Boxing Day making Marty Supreme memes for no one.

Nothing says Christmas like a grief stricken pharmacist slapping the shit out of a deaf kid until his ear bleeds.

I often think my ebike is a little too large when I park it in my foyer or bring it on the metro… Then I see it next to one of these monstrosities. Good lord.

Just remembered the part of Avatar: Fire and Ash where Jake unironically refers to Payakan as “a loose cannon.”

Just got out of Ella McCay and there were more people in the Gracie films logo than there were in the actual audience.

Today and forever, fuck Spectrum home internet.

this has become a very important video to me

It’s so funny the Bee Gees wrote a hit song about Massachusetts.

you might be wondering "who goes to see the avatars?" it's me, i go to see the avatars. i love that shit.

Drew Gooden just showed stronger political leadership than Hawkeem Jeffries or Chuck Shumer.

thinking of her today

It never fails to delight me just how much the late Gene Siskel fucking loved Babe and Babe: Pig In The City. Dude went to the grave stanning for that lil pig.

Respectfully, I think Edgar Wright’s The Running Man overestimates the power of zines.

I enjoyed Predator: Badlands so much I almost forgot I have a gig tomorrow.

Los Angeles suffered tremendously because of the wildfires. The president of the United States has wanted to make the immigrants who make the city suffer and declared war on the city. But all throughout it, L.A. makes it work daily. It’s a place where people go to make it. LA deserves this.