Don’t ask me how, but K Line should go through the Randy’s Donuts. Like the train needs to go through the big fiberglass donut.

My fiancee: I’m so sorry I can’t give you a ride and you have to bike and take the train home. Me riding my bike and taking the train home:

Years of watching the George Lucas Talk Show has prepared me for this.

Just had to try to explain to my terminally not-online fiance who Tim Heidecker is. It was difficult.

Me anytime my fiancée compliments an early draft of my writing:

I think I speak for everyone when I say we need a follow-up video about Dan’s golf-cart ride with Doug Walker.

It’s pretty fucked up that the Nintendo Switch gave all the old games a rewind feature so people can just do that every time they mess up instead of doing what we did which is stop enjoying the game

Meanwhile in Fairbanks www.alaskasnewssource.com/2026/04/10/o...

Very disappointed to see @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social is hosting this AI bullshit in their theaters. Really thinking about cancelling my membership.

picture, thousan words, etc etc

Hey National Park Service. You know what’s a great way to view the cherry blossoms? On a f***ing bike! Clown-ass country we’ve got here…

Enjolras would have been huge on bluesky.

I really need to know why this was the go to pose if you were making an inspirational drama in the 90s.

This has been a pretty terrible week for my health, my family, and the world at large. So I did the most important thing I could think of: I finally beat Super Mario 64.

The first line in the new Scary Movie is a they/them “joke”. Very astute Wayans. Way to finger the pulse of like seven years ago.

Evergreen.

We just started a brand new war and I’m over here spending 20 minute writing my second letterboxd review for Scream VI.

It must suck to be an autocorrect software the week Wuthering Heights comes out.

That Emerald Fennell sure makes some choices.

Just got out of Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie and I have a lot of thoughts about how chaotically the Toronto streetcar is woven into the city.

I’m only two seasons into Deep Space Nine but already I want to name my next pet “Gul Du-cat.”

Once again, I am asking how Elon Musk has not been convicted of fraud.

I’m honored to have been a small part of this moment at the recent late show of the George Lucas Talk Show. RIP to my LD copy of Return of the Jedi, a movie I don’t care for very much.

Randomly started watching On A Clear Day You Can See Forever and this outfit Barbra is wearing needs to be seen and discussed:

Deaths like this are not “accidents”. They’re the result of bad planning and a culture that prioritizes automobiles over people.

I don’t think we should make fun of an elderly man for being incontinent… BUT… When that elderly man is a fascist dictator seen by his followers as a hyper masculine godking… It’s pretty funny when that man dookies his pants in public.

Me going over the clip of Trump shitting himself like it’s the Zapruder film.

I had work to do today but @techconnectify.bsky.social just dropped a feature length video about solar panels.

In my day, if we wanted to tell a story about the American Revolution, we didn’t need “A.I.” We just gave Paul Giamatti a wig, let Tom Hooper set up a badly composed shot and called it good.

There’s just so much awful in this one clip it’s kind of shocking. Imagine how many iterations they must have churned through their slop crank and THIS is the best they could get…

Name someone who has the grindset mindset more than this guy….

Sure, being a productive adult is great, but have you tried drinking Miller High Life, making nachos and watching Deep Space Nine with your finance?

It’s not often you get to write-off a $70 million bribe but Amazon found a way to do it.

Hey @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social . You wanna tell me how we’re supposed to “reform” this?

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

“I have a child!!”

I like to imagine if this was all happening two states over that Joe Pera would be out in the street with a big thermos of instant apple cider for the protesters.

Seeing the George Lucas Talk Show tonight. Paging @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social , I have a LaserDisc of ROTJ for George to destroy.

At this point it should be obvious that crime is the primary use for crypto.

I need a pillow to scream into. Also can we stop using nuclear power plant photos when we talk about pollution? Nuclear power is remarkably clean. Show a car tail pipe or coal plant.

How stupid would it be if the thing that finally sends the US into a second C1vil W@r is a dementia riddled old man invading Greenland because he doesn’t understand the Mercator Projection.

DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.” (H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )

“If the crew of the Nostromo leave because of the xenomorph eating people, the alien wins — so I’m staying.”

Broadcast News (1987) - Dir. James L Brooks

The only person who should be saying “We do need Greenland” is Gerard Butler’s agent circa 2019.

Me trying to explain to my fiancee why those delivery robots aren’t “cute”.

This is something a bond villain says.

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/

We have to impeach him.

Declaring a Surprise War without casus belli. Warmonger penalties: Egregious.