alright here you go

About four years ago I found out Will Stancil failed the bar and bullied him on Twitter relentlessly. I strongly regret doing this - what he's doing now is incredibly brave.

They complain when out-of-shape people exist, and then they complain when out-of-shape people try to get in shape.

Merry Christmas, from our family to yours!

I will never, ever forgive the media for how they treated him.

That last part really gets me. They tried to make Christmas into a way to say "fuck you" and then accused everyone else of disrespecting the holiday.

Merry Christmas

If you want to take away moisture from somewhere, just bring Ben Shapiro.

Hunter Biden went Death Blossom for three fucking hours damn, son

On today, the anniversary of Biden being forced out, I hope every leftist, pod bro, and wine-swilling celebrity gets diarrhea forever and eats shit. And frankly I hope the traitorous scum in Dearborn and on college campuses get deported if they're not citizens. Fuck every single one of you.

Gonna tell my kids this was Zohran Mamdani.

Rewatching #StarTrek Deep Space Nine and realized that if the show had been broadcast from 2023-29 rather than 1993-99, they 100% would have made Miles, Keiko, and Major Kira a throuple.

This is why I hate the media so goddamned much. Joe Biden was trying to warn all of you, but you just wanted to bully him out of the race because he had a bad debate and Trump gave you headlines. He told you, correctly, what would happen, and you called him senile. None of you are forgivable.

Of all the wise things that Benjamin Sisko said on #StarTrek DS9, perhaps the most underrated is that "beets are a very misunderstood vegetable". Roasted sliced beets with goat cheese on top are amazing. One of the handful of vegetables I actually crave rather than just eat because they're healthy.

Ken Martin is Merrick Garland Capable, experienced, unable to grasp what is needed, & w/the appropriate urgency and outward communication skills He is the wrong choice for the Trump era. We need a communicating fighter. A modern DNC demands more. @kenmartin.bsky.social should resign

This is a prelude to genocide.

If you thought Dutch was funny, let me introduce you to Luxembourgish!

He's always been a racist and I am so thankful that mainstream Democrats with bigger followings than me are calling him out.

That’s called being a mule.

this yglesias post is insane, the whole thing is him trying to square the fact that he quite obviously believes in hanania-style scientific racism and thinks trump isn't racist-racist with the need to not agree with nazis

Crockett: Like the fact that they sat around called Joe Biden sleepy Joe Biden. And as I said before, at least you could sleep at night because you didn't have to worry about your 401 K disappearing.

I wonder if there will be less of a gap in cost between farmers market produce and supermarket produce after tariffs. I bet they still use fertilizer that requires potash (sourced from Canada) so I doubt it, but would be curious if anyone with expertise in this area thinks.

In the better timeline, Phil Hartman is still alive and another cast member of NewsRadio was murdered by his coked up wife.

The United States went anti-woke and is going broke. Huh.

I love it when I do my own research. Zohran Mamdani had supported the Uncommitted Movement in Michigan against Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

Husband just called me. He's losing his job because of Trump. Fuck all you MFers who didn't vote for Kamala Harris. He's just one more in the next round of veterans getting the ax from their federal jobs. If SecDrunk wants to recruit more people, why are people in recruiting being fired?

You know who JD Vance reminds me of? Chappel Roan. Both of them are from shithole Midwest states and grew up fairly well off despite having some poor relatives and being surrounded by rednecks.

You know, there was a perfectly innocent gay Hispanic hairdresser with a tattoo who was just living his life, that NONE OF YOU have gone to bat for. Yet you go to bat for the antisemitic Armenian Genocide denier? Shame on you.

Am Yisrael Chai, motherfucker.

You know even when we had Biden Harris in office nothing ever felt normal again We can blame the pandemic but the real truth is the pandemic has nothing to do with it. We can blame the wars but the wars itself wasn’t the reason for it The reason for it was Putin & Trump never left the shadows 1/

All this because white/white adjacent people were mad that Black people received the same benefits they did, and men were furious that women told them "no" sometimes.

Israel is better than Palestine and BlueSky needs to know this.

I hope tech bros, finance bros, and rural Republicans get soaked.

Twitter's down so I'm here.

Every single eligible American voter who did anything other than vote for Kamala Harris in the last election deserves diarrhea forever.

If you voted for Trump and regret it, you need to take the verbal abuse and accept it without a word. You have to accept you are a racist, a misogynist, a homophobe, and a traitor to your country. Then you get your fat ass over to the local Dem party and give of your time and $.

I hate Russians. They are the scum of the earth and if Democrats ever get power again we need to expel every Russian national from America. We need to ban Russians from entering the country. And we need to try everyone in the Trump administration for treason.

There is a scene in #StarTrek where Lursa tries to get Worf to join the pro-Romulan Duras side in a new era, and Worf responds with "An era where honor has no meaning? Where... the Empire is ruled from Romulus?" Trump/JD's treatment of Zelenskyy reminds me of this. We are ruled from Moscow.

Hey did Trump make us win so much that we'd get tired of winning yet

hey did Trump make eggs cheaper yet

median voter

That coverage and its tone was frequently justified by Biden’s age threatening to deliver us the horrors of a second Trump administration. But the actual horrors of a second Trump administration are being delivered kind of flatly.

This might be controversial but I honestly think that of the big Jamie Lee Curtis slasher movies, "Prom Night" was much better than "Halloween". There was much more plot there, it was fun to see Leslie Nielsen in a non-comedy role, and the disco soundtrack was a banger.

Proposed episode of #StarTrek Deep Space Nine Season 8: The Orb of Westphall takes Garak and Dax back to twentieth century Earth, where they must fight the Cenobites in the Lament Configuration. #DS9Season8

hey did RFK make America healthy yet

hey did Trump make gas cheaper yet

hey, did the people in Dearborn who voted for Trump free Palestine yet

hey did Trump make eggs cheaper yet

"I'm Not Indian, I'm A Model Minority" by Vivek Ramaswamy and Dinesh D'Souza with foreword by Nimrata "Nikki" Haley and Piyush "Bobby" Jindal