Paul Lim still doing the business at 71. There’s hope for me yet. (Averages 23.10).

Darren Fletcher has twin sons? Both of whom play for man united but one plays for England and the other for Scotland? One of those things that makes you feel old.

As it stands we’ll be playing West Ham in the league next season. Madness.

🎄 Flying into Christmas with five home league wins on the spin! ⌚️ FT | 🔴 2-1 🔵

Missing the afternoon darts because I’m going to “the football”

Why do Labour MPs think we’re all stupid?

Insane couple of legs from South Yorkshire’s own Beau Greaves

david munyua!!!!!!

the total destruction of Silicon Valley should be a minimum demand at this point

that the entire establishment liberal media apparatus has been radicalised into far right transphobia is still astonishing to me.

Barney Ronay in 2007: this dynamic little winger brings to mind Speedy Gonzales. Hehe. Haha. Hope Russell Brand sees this. Barney Ronay in 2025: Why reactions to Itamar Ben-Gvir's reasonable demands make me deeply uncomfortable. Hope Russell Brand sees this.

eye twitching as the guardian calls the Fallout flashback scenes “the 1950s”. it’s the 2070s YOU MORON.

They’re putting George Osborne through the Stargate, they’re sending him to the Egyptian planet.

just seen that a book shop here in sheffield (novel) has had to close because they are being harassed by a man who has also smashed up a pub, while telling people he was targeting women, and also beat up a cleaner in a mosque, and this man is not in prison.

Welcome to Reform U.K, Paul Doyle!

christmas feels yankified. "santa", "the grinch", "elf on a shelf", "mariah carey", none of these words are in the king james bible

must suck when you join MI5 thinking you’re protecting us from Russia and Isis and then they make you Tommy Robinson’s handler.

"Yup"

EE absolutely desperate for me to upgrade my phone. Why. I got the iPhone with the decent camera I don’t need or want anything more.

shooting random jewish people in australia does absolutely fuck all for palestine

Rob Reiner, man

Look, we all need something to cheer us up, so: happy Todger Strunk day to all who celebrate

darts, love the darts 🎯

3 goals in 14 minutes in this Everton vs Arsenal WSL match. Chaos.

UAE team launch today. Wonder if El Fasher 60-100,000 dead, killed by UAE-backed RSF will be mentioned.

lmfao. comments on the facebook post are acting like he died on the western front, hilarious.

Nigel Farage wants to ban going to the pub with your mates

You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned. archive.ph/Tmthz

Thing is about Sharron Davies is that she’s mental and unpleasant.

😍 Three goals, three points! ⌚️ FT | 🔴 3-1 ⚫️

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

apprenticeships are a joke. tradies just use them as a cheap labour then bin them off.

very funny that the new “gender critical” martyr is a virulently racist nurse

Soldiers’ fault for attempting a coup against a guy called “President Talon”

Absolutely deranged. Out of step with U.K. opinion. Out of step with reality. There’s no “progressive Zionism” if there ever was. It’s all Smoritch and Netanyahu now.

Glad of this because a cursory look at the headlines makes it seem like she 100% won.

have they heard about “state schools”

Absolutely no honest self-analysis whatsoever of what will happen when you spend a year solid telling social liberals to fuck off. Surprise surprise! They fuck off! It's nothing to do with them being 'unserious' - this government just spends quite a lot of its time telling them it hates them!

eat it "Red Bull" and "Max Verstappen"

Haiti vs Scotland at 2am is going to be a must watch.

Checking out of the ashes on day 3 of the second test isn’t great is it.

We’re going to Toronto, Boston and New Jersey then.

Yeah we should never let the yanks host anything ever again.

Unbelievably embarrassing shit from FIFA this.

Europe being squeezed by authoritarian nationalists in Russia and the United States. this national security strategy is insane.

Losing Spain and The Netherlands from Eurovision because of Israel, they ruin everything.

Like MAGA, transphobes have gotten everything they wanted in 2025. And, like MAGA, they've never been more vitriolic toward the institutions they've captured, more disgusted by their wounded victims, more ready to plough forth into realms of cruelty that even they would have balked at a year ago.

Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.