For a moment of levity: the goober was straight up crushing me into the couch moments before this photo was taken.

I have a NICE MAZDA for my rental car while my Soul is getting repaired and I'm really happy that I have heated seats for the next... While.

He says I could probably share my cheeseburger macaroni. I won't share, but at least he's a cute date ❤️

Making cheeseburger macaroni tonight because I need calories to survive the winter

Helped push a car out of snow today in -1° weather, which means this FIB has perhaps become a full Wisconsin resident

she died doing what she loved: trying to pet something that she shouldn’t

I think Zissou passed the last of the avocado pits today, but this is not stopping me from bagging and then squishing his poop to check for hard bits for the next 48 hours just in case. I love my puppy but damn. I don't think he knows just how much love it takes to inspect his poop like that.

It is -17° F. With windchill it is -40, which is the same in Celsius or fahrenheit.

Okay good news: they induced vomiting and got some pieces of pit up, they're sending us home to monitor after they give him an anti-nausea and some fluids. Tonight's prescription is small meals and plenty of poop runs. The weather forecast tonight in Madison Wisconsin is not something we talk about

Guess who ate two entire avocados and an additional avocado but without the pit and is at the urgent care having vomiting induced 😬 Guess who bought the avocados yesterday and really genuinely thought she had put them out of reach of her dog 😔

Who needs therapy? I got a guy.

Do you ever give up on seeing the aurora and then shower before bed only for your app to alert you that there's a 50% chance so you go out on your balcony with wet hair in 0° F weather and hear a weird crackling noise only to realize that's the sound of your hair freezing in real time?

I took a gamble and bought TWO liters of olive oil at Costco, that were packed together and the same price as a singular liter of the Kirkland Signature olive oil, and it is GOOD? I am so pleased

I got a mortgage pre-approval today 🥹 My sweet baby boy is gonna have a whole yard!!

Me: I have been very careful with my stomach since starting the year with gastritis due to my own hubris My stomach: how about one of the worst flares since this whole thing started the weekend you have a puppy playdate and are training all next week at work, starting one hour after a follow-up

the wildest thing is right-wingers acting like minnesotans in videos must be outside agitators when we can all hear their accents. i don't think i could do that accent convincingly if i spent a year practicing. and neither would i wish to. have you heard that shit? craziest american accent

I was struck by intestinal betrayal so it won't stay in this spot, it's just for the photo (this is my bathroom) but look at her!!!

I bought myself a really really fancy hamper on closeout as a little treat (every other hamper I've had has been either actually a trash can because I was a child wearing child sizes or one my ex left behind) AND IT CAME TODAY

@piegoblin.bsky.social were you looking for the Yakety Sax edit?

why are people laughing at this? this is NOT FUNNY!! please do not laugh

Good evening I just saw my NEMESIS DOG going after ANOTHER DOG and urged the owner to tell the leasing office because this is unacceptable and it is also a lease violation.

I'm cleaning out my car little by little before I take it to the body shop, who wants to guess what all is in there!

Hi hello my dog. My beautiful, perfect, incredible dog, seriously impressed me this morning. I threw a toy poorly and it got stuck under his food/water bowl stand so my lil problem solver very carefully moved the stand and!! Checked to make sure he wasn't spilling water on the floor after each push!

I understand a very important packers bears game is happening right now but could my neighbor not scream every time something happens?

Several years ago I emailed Akiko Shinya at the Field Museum about joining her lab as a volunteer fossil preparator and the scheduling never worked out, and then I moved to Wisconsin, and the dream kinda died UNTIL TONIGHT when I found a place near Vancouver BC that does fossil prep with the public?

Mrs. Malcolm, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but your husband (cut to Michael Crichton offstage holding a giant novelty check with FOR JURASSIC PARK 2 on it, frantically making the cut-throat gesture) is uh, fine. He lived

It is really hard to try to be an adult and do all the things I need to do as an adult today (call the police to update the case on my car, call insurance for the claim, find my global entry card for airline tickets for my dad, etc) with everything going on.

We said it in 2016 and 2024 and yall didn’t listen. Jesus fucking Christ please get your heads out of your ass in 2028.

it's gonna cost TWO GRAND to unbreak my Soul.

It's important to remember that Donald Trump lies constantly, but this is Donald Trump declaring that he has used the United States military to extort Venezuela into giving him $1.7-2.7 billion for his personal use.

They're feeding AI spn gifs, "bitch, that's the tubby custard machine," and do you love the color of the sky?

Short rib 😋

They are resting but SOON I will have SHORT RIBS

My kindergarten teacher just sent me a Facebook friend request???

Trump just started an illegal war with Venezuela If you wanna make some calls 👉 5calls.org/issue/trump-... www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...

Maduro was unquestionably a bad actor, but no President has the authority to unilaterally decide to use force to topple a government, thrusting us and the region into uncertainty without justification, a defined end-state or a real plan for preventing the instability that could come next.

I know America is an abomination and we're participating in a genocide in Palestine, but I wasn't expecting to wake up to the Venezuelan president being kidnapped and bombs in Caracas? Maybe that's on me, though?

I guess I am likely going on a trip to Vancouver with my family this year???? I am going to watch all the whales and eat all the seafood.

I know it's only January 2nd but y'all. I've had gastritis all year.

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet This smug mutt got carried inside when his paws were immediately painful from stepping on a really overly salted sidewalk square. He knows I love him and would carry him anywhere he needed.

Someone tell me not to buy a cowl knitting kit when I have broken hands and yarn I need to turn into cowls already.

My new years resolution is to eat the caprese salads I couldn't eat for most of 2025 and I love this for me

I have a NICE walsh leather halter with an engraved nameplate for a horse I do not know???? Like this halter goes for around $200 new??? Why do I have this????? 😩

I am home sick today and I am mobile enough to clean out and reorganize a closet that desperately needed reorganizing and I found a standing martingale? Why do I have a standing martingale?? @piegoblin.bsky.social does tack just APPEAR sometimes???

Did you know the wedge pillow you bought for your acid reflux also works for when you have a cold and need to sleep at an incline so as to not choke on your own snot? Bonus points for buying a fun sheet to use as a washable cover for the wedge pillow (mine is sea creatures!)

There is no canned soup in this house??? In my time of need???

Happy boxing day? I have woken up with a hell of a cold.

Me: oh maybe time to lay off the rich food with your gastritis Also me: BEEF TENDERLOIN AND CHEESEY POTATOES

He heard the kids need to go to bed for Santa to come 🥹

Floor snugs with my bestest boy. Yeah, I got whammed, and yeah, a postal truck hit my car, but I have a therapy dog as my best friend. ❤️