The adventures of the person who took 25 years to start noticing.

Thomas Massie to CNN on the Epstein files: "This vote is gonna be on your record for longer than Trump is gonna be president. And what are you gonna do in 2028 and 2030 when you're in a debate … and they say, 'How can we trust you? You covered up for a pedophile back in 2025.'"

Happy Birthday, best girl and canonical ship.

Nah, I got all the $2 gas and groceries I could afford with the Soros check I got for protesting! 🤫

You can disagree over sports teams. You can disagree on pineapple on pizza. You can't just disagree with Charlie Kirk, who wanted people of color enslaved. You either found him reprehensible or you're just as big a piece of shit as he was.

My Umamusume trainer card. Let's take a stroll down the path of conquest!

Why is opening a café so exhausting? Because the competition is brew-tal. #umamusume

Let's face it. He has no idea how anything works except cruelty, conflicts of interest, and corruption.

We are headed toward martial law and the end of our democracy and I will never forgive the people in power who every step of the way told us it was all just fine and everything would work out swell as long as we kept pretending that nothing we have actually seen with our own two eyes was happening

Two yrs. ago I was watching something where they were explaining/showing the normal life of N. Koreans. What I never forgot was that they ate the same meal twice a day. It was something like a bowl of rice and a bowl of beans. That's it. Twice per day. Since then, I've thought the same thing.

"And they believed it!"

On behalf of all Nevadans, I apologize for having put this Quisling in office.

Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.

I may have just exhausted my luck for the rest of the year

this is what 'vote blue no matter who' gets you. stop falling for it. it's a trap. sen. john fetterman ( of course ) sen. dick durbin sen. jacky rosen sen. catherine cortez masto sen. maggie hassan sen. tim kaine sen. jeanne shaheen throw eggs, if you can afford them, at chuck schumer

Why is starting a bakery risky? Because success isn’t always a piece of cake. #umamusume

NEW: EXCLUSIVE: I spoke to sources at FBI and DOJ that reviewed the Epstein files. It’s worse than the photos. I’ll let you know what they said today at 3:30 PM PT / 6:30 PM ET on @meidastouch.com. Link to show: www.youtube.com/live/hEi77Ib...

Happy birthday to Azusa Tadokoro, the voice of Symboli Rudolf! (November 10) #ウマ娘 #umamusume

Gee whiz, it's almost like elections have consequences. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Wisdom from Umamusume

>Libertarian who voted for Trump >"What DOGE did was great." I support a trillionaire bleeding my wallet as if it were a stuck pig. Thank you for proving your entire political philosophy is really just a fifth column for authoritarianism and technocrat control. www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

My best honse so far. Yes, sir. Glory to Umamusume and Cygames.

NEET life is the best life.

I dropped my burger. Guess you could say it's now ground beef. #umamusume

It's a start #umamusume

hungry #oguricap #cosplay #umamusume

America could NEVER have been ready for a President likeTrump

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

Cheney dead

Who knew that a horse girl school idol anime would do what people thought several Triple Crown winners would but ultimately did not: Make horse racing interesting

"Wanna hear a joke about elevators?" "They've got their ups and downs." #umamusume

White supremacist Indian man realizes he isn't white. www.mediaite.com/politics/tuc...

Mother of God, I drew her on the free 1x scout. Guess you could say I had the Winning Ticket. #umamusume

"I bought a belt that doesn't fit." "It was a waist of money." #umamusume

Again?

“You hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?” "He just needed a little space." #umamusume

The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04

“You hear about the guy who got hit by a soda can?” “Lucky for him—it was a soft drink." #umamusume

My dog is begging me to take her for a walk. Nice try, but a swing and a miss. #WorldSeries

No, Megyn Kelly, it has nothing to do with "taking over American cities." It's an accurate description of your white trash bigotry, and your attempt to fabricate threats that don't exist to rationalize your shitstain radio show