When I was a little kid I didn't know much about drugs and thought people that did crack were sniffing each others arses

My partner was explaining why they were so unhappy at work while sitting outside a pub, but I missed all of it as I was distracted by a tiny dog with an unfeasibly large penis

As a child, I always thought it was weird that my grandad kept a pair of garden shears in the bathroom, where he had no plants. As an adult, I understand it now. They were his shit chopping shears for when they were too big to flush. Guess it runs in the family.

He’s a real threat from deep

On the pitch, you need that hunger…

Me in the national security group chat.

Grateful to @pilotbeer.co.uk for inventing cask beer. This Strata Pale is a delight.

Red Kite (nitro) from @blackisle.bsky.social at the Koelschip Yard. My favourite pint in Glasgow.

I have loads but this was the first that came to mind. music.apple.com/gb/album/fal...

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

And far cheaper too! scottishrefugeecouncil.bigcartel.com/product/scot...

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Guys Remember Motherwell is collecting for their foodbank Tomorrow a few of their fans always Donate stuff to ours 👍

Treated myself to a box of big cans from Arbor 🍻

He makes himself big

Well that's fair brightened up my Monday.

@rgcceltic.bsky.social there's your song on the wireless the now.

Watching all the Met Office snow warnings from Scotland.

Football turned out good today.

Apple TV is now free to watch all weekend. Plenty of time to watch all 4 seasons of Slow Horses. Thank me later.

Not a good day of football.

Told.them to ram their knighthood. Again.

Been listening to some great music tonight and then this comes on and you remember how great they were at their peak. youtu.be/GWAC4UeWGd0?...

Captain's log...

Finally got around to watching it. An absolute treat and full of great stuff like this.

Sometimes you worry when breweries try a bold crossover that it won't work. This isn't one of those occasions. Outstanding work @northernmonk.bsky.social @thornbridge.bsky.social

Another good day of football.

Me at the start of 2024 / me at the end of 2024

You should donate to Wikipedia because it's a great public resource and a reminder of how great the Internet can be when not run for advertising profit. But if you want to donate to spite that cunt then that's fine too.

Boxing Day football turned out nice.

Jingle Helles 🍻🎄

Sault dropped a new album, what a great Christmas gift. music.apple.com/gb/album/act...

Scout's Christmas present.

Champion's League lineup.

Possibly sat on this one too long? BB dates are just suggestions, right @northernmonk.bsky.social

Scout is pooped out already.

Who's this cool customer?

Got a very rare empty tonight. Having a beer and watching the football. Pretty much what I'd be doing anyway.

6 Music currently playing the best Christmas song. youtu.be/nud2TQNahaU?...

Black Doves and Day of the Jackal suffered from the same issue for me. I could not give a single shit about the private lives of spies/hitmen/secret agents.

Prost 🍻

When I've just ordered my first pint of the day.

Ram yer Wordle. Wordle 1,273 X/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩

Getting that festive feeling with @northernmonk.bsky.social 🍻

Frozen webs in my garden today.