You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? I think they’d really try but I’m toast

Mandy Moore, turn it around… W W Wicked Witch

Up your ziggy with a wawa brush

Who remembers those Country Crock horny hand commercials?

Les Mis is Gen X Hamilton

Lindsay Lohan should be a top tier pop girl and it’s a shame she stopped dropping bangers

Where are all my YouTube girlies going? Vimeo?

Interesting that instead of trying to course correct this terrible show, AJLT is just gonna stop production…

Superman is canonically uncut

Who’s singing this new JLo song?

So far all I’ve seen for The Devil Wears Prada 2 on TikTok is Andy run-walking through every crosswalk in Manhattan while putting a phone in her purse

This is that guy from FD: Bloodlines, yeah?

Disney+ needs to put Ocean Girl on streaming

The Wicked: For Good trailer is great

Labubus are cute af but I’m not going out of my way to find one. To put on my bag in THIS city? She gonna get musty fast.

Not these straights ripping their vapes in the bathroom of this bougie restaurant. (That’s what I came here for, get out)

Orville couldn’t yipee-ky-yi-yay his cowbussy down to MSG and sing with Kylie while she’s in town?

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FUUUUCKK

I fucking hate coke commercials at the movies. Give me Nicole and fuck off.

Not only do I hate all of what’s his tits songs in The Last Five Years, we’re #TeamCathy over here, but I’m also not gonna listen to Nick Jonas ruin songs I already don’t like.

Kyle MacLaughlin shouldn’t just be someone I can message on TikTok

Tate McRae tix are INSANE. How you tryna be more expensive than Kylie?

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Mine fell out

Mikey Madison is the first Ghostface to become an Oscar-winner. See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25

The purple Wiggle

here’s how madame web can still win

Just trying to make sure my drunk friend got home

These dolls on The Traitors are all

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Blocking gay AI smut on IG is exhausting

Keke Palmer is that girl EXCLUSIVELY. She couldn’t not be THAT GIRL.

I wish I could 👎 Instagram stories

This White Lotus 3 theme song is BULLSHIT

Me watching this game and having no idea what’s going on #SuperBowl

I think if I was a football player my least favorite part of the game would be getting tackled

Not Snoop doing an anti hate commercial after performing for Tr*mp…#SuperBowl

All we need is Annie Murphy to complete the Schitt’s Creek main cast cameos #SuperBowl

Fully uninterested in watching Idina climb a fake tree for two and a half hours

Reels called me the f slur

How can this expensive ass airport sandwich be both dry as hell and wet as fuck?

Drake is probs piiiiisseeed rn

He literally told his first wife this dress was “too sexy” but his new wife with her chooch out is…fine?

RFK Jr. looks like an overly toasted marshmallow dying right in front of our eyes and sounds like a literal cigarette.

Is there a way to eat chia seeds that not like day old chunky cum?

Brazilian vending machines are where it’s at