ALCS home games 1,2, and 3 tickets secured. #GOMS 🔱 ⚾️ 🏆

Nothing? C’mon people.

Hello. Hi. Fuck the Yankees. #GOMS

I just spent an hour with my 14yo trying to get my iPhone stopwatch to stop at 0:00.67 . Yes… 6-7 🙄. But I am now convinced this is impossible. I have hundreds of .66 and .68 results. Someone do it!

Penn State sucks.

What if we just never lose again? Like... we... Refuse To Lose. #goms

KINGS OF THE WEST! #GOMS

My mom took acetaminophen while pregnant and made me like monster Most Events Aren’t Planned set closers.

Good lord, the Rockies suck That John Denver was full of shit man

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

In the #Mariners postseason tix presale queue now. Feeling like my chances are akin to the Tigers salvaging their season. Will post results. #GOMS

#Phish Hampton N3 #Pick5 Chalkdust Gin 2001 Melt Hood

Naylor is smiling #GOMS

#Phish Alpharetta N2 #Pick5 Lizards Your Pet Cat Piper Most Events Aren’t Planned Fluffhead

Fuck the ‘or’, let’s give ‘em the ole Maze AND Bowie

#Phish Alpharetta N1 #Pick5 #ALPHA AC/DC Bag Lizards Prince Caspian Hey Stranger A life beyond the dream Bonus: Your Pet Cat

Penix >>>>> McCarthy

#Phish Bama N2 #Pick5 Cavern Tube Julius Suzy Slave

7 in a row!

#Phish Louisville #Pick5 The Line The Old Home Place My Sweet One Beauty of my Dreams Uncle Pen

LLLLLLEEEEEEOOOOO! #GOMS

He will not be gettin’ jiggy wit it tonight

TIL that blue eyes are an optical illusion. They lack melanin and are therefore clear. They look blue for the same reason the sky does, an effect called “Rayleigh scattering.” Unfortunately despite these clear eyes, my heart is hollow, which means I can lose.

This shit the admin is pulling with Kilmar Abrego Garcia is absolutely vile. Zero regard for the human(s) involved. Pure evil.

I see a lot of LOL’ing about this, but… not a good look, and there will be ramifications. There always are.

This Kidscast is incredible. Such talent on deck.

Hello. #GOMS

It’s my favorite day in baseball. Watching the big leaguers arrive at the LLWS and interact with the kids and then play for them at night is truly special. #GOMS

Dom!!!!

Slightly diminish a band: ish

Mariners 8/10 Arozarena LF Raleigh DH Rodríguez CF Naylor 1B Suárez 3B Polanco 2B Garver C Canzone RF Crawford SS Woo SP

Cal. MFing. Raleigh.

Boss Hogg can apparently go back to his Hazzard County Commissioner role.

This looks like it would really hurt my nootbaars

“If I start naming a bunch of random schoolboy sci fi fantasies, the Saudis are bound to gift me one.”

Pot, meet kettle

Can’t stop rewatching

It’s happening. #Mariners #GOMS

I snapped this pic at the All-Star Game and was hoping I could use it! Today feels like a good day to post it… GO MARINERS! 🔱

Wonderful Christmas by McCartney can get shot into the sun.

GENO LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!

#Phish SPAC N3 #Pick5 Cavern 🍑 Bowie 👨 Suzy 🤪 YEM 🇮🇹 Sleeping Monkey 🐒 🏠 🚂

#Phish SPAC N2 #Pick5 Mull 🤔 Oblivion ☠️ MFMF 🔪 Golden Age 💰 Simple 🎷

#Phish SPAC N1 #Pick5 Mull 🤔 Sample in a Jar 🫙 MFMF 🔪 Golden Age 💰 Simple 🎷

Seeking single PAV for SPAC all three nights. This is what it has come to. I have rejections all over COT and here I am with basically no following on this app throwing this request into the void. #phish #phishtickets

#Phish Phorest Hills N2 (really this time) #Pick5 Sample in a Jar 🫙 Golden Age 🥇 Piper 🪱 Suzy Greenberg 🎰 Squirming Coil 🌅

#Phish Phorest Hills N2 #Pick5 BOTT 🚂 Moma 🕺 Sample in a Jar 🫙 Suzy Greenberg 🤪 Squirming Coil 🌅 Bonus bustout: Glide

Alaska: my Phish guilty pleasure