I was talking with a friend about how there needs to be a gym like Curves but geared towards bigger gay dudes. Unfortunately, all of the potential names we came up with sounded like porn. "Bulges" "Planet Fatness" "Girthbenders"

I'm about to start spamming y'all's posts...

I should call him...

Jess Collins (Burgess Franklin Collins) (American 1923-2004), Boy Party, 1954

Therapist: I think you use your intellect to avoid talking about your feelings. Me: That's an interesting idea but I disagree. Anyway, are you familiar with the "Ship of Theseus" paradox...?

Leo: Instead of fixating on your own flaws, turn that magnifying glass onto other people. Use sunlight to incinerate them like the disgusting insects they are.

Cocteauber Twins

Howling at the moon for day 9 of #cocktober

To Whom It May Concern, with Love and Charity: You deserve better than gray underwear.

One of my favorite vocal styles is "Shouty British Man with a Regional and/or Working Class Accent." I blame John Lydon. Anyway, here's a recent example.

Congratulations! They published the novelization of your Bluesky account!

Tag yourself. I'm the guy dissociating on the couch.

Paying the selfie tax so people will tolerate my other posts.

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I know a couple of rope fairies...

Here is a perfect example of actual, literal persecution versus perceived persecution. (And that is assuming that the coffee cup incident even happened.)

My character design for Pedro and his superhero form Tough Marvel from DC GO's The Magical Mysteries of Shazam! I wanted to share this for months because I'm so freaking proud of it 😭

How can it feel, this wrong From this moment How can it feel, this wrong

Me, doing my best Joni Mitchell: "Felch me, I think I'm fallin' in love again When I get that crazy fillin', I know I'm in trouble again..."

I love how this app will randomly close on me, almost like it's saying, "You've had enough for now." Judgemental little bitch...

Know your rights, Illinois. Stay safe and stay informed.

"For now, the lesson is clear: In a world of Schumers and Jeffrieses, in a world of Newsoms even, be like The Great Khan." 🏹🐴⚔️

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.

Related note: when you realize that some of your high school teachers were like…only ten years older than you. You thought they were fifty? SURPRISE GURL THEY WERE 27.

Get ready #chicago Save and share this image. It will be helpful when the #iceraids begin

Song for Sunday

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

Time to watch this again...

The Khan is glorious, a bright sun to his people

I basically... quadruple-booked myself this morning? But, somehow, I survived. Here's a tired selfie as proof.

I low-key can't stop watching this new-to-me clip. It's too good. RIYL: animation, frogs, mitski

For whatever reason, I woke up with the overture from "Dancer in the Dark" in my head. Surely, that's a good sign, right? Right...?

I feel very attacked 😂

Regarding a recent movie: Man, they REALLY don't want you thinking Johnny and Ben are a couple, do they?

I suppose there are worse songs to have stuck in your head on a Monday morning.

You know you're getting older when the birthday texts start before 7AM because everyone knows your old ass will be awake.

Boys Boys Boys #art #cuteart

Here's the Thing.

When you decide against singing "Sex Dwarf" at the karaoke party because your husband is getting hit on by a short king and you're worried it might be misconstrued...

If genders were natural, societies wouldn't have to fight so hard to maintain them.

Sex is great but have you ever made peace with the terror of being alive

I really could not have asked for more from the Kim Deal show tonight 🧡

Feliz cumpleaños sólo a los chicos mas grandes.

As much as I love the original version of "War Pigs," I will never forget the jungle version of it I heard during an ultra-short film festival in Atlanta in the 90s. There have been other, lesser remixes since then, but nothing broke my brain like that one. I wish I could find it.

I'm in an online training and one of the presenters sounds like Tigger from Winnie-the-Pooh but with a strong Chicago accent 😆

Canadian Bingo Card: 🟢 Ate poutine 🟢 Someone said Eh 🟢 Rude francophone ❌ Someone said Tabarnak 🟢 Ate Montreal bagels 🟢 Random hockey reference ❌ Someone said Hoser 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 Someone said Sorry

Where my Chicago gays at? #chicago #gay #lgbtq #repost

I'm so wet.

*takes Vyvanse and Imodium* "Hell yeah. Candyflipping."