Bump.

Only a few days left, your last chance for Super Hero Dicks.

Inspired by the Chappell Roan Grammy dress.

Perspective makes it look straight, but you know there's an upward curve.

Decorated.

From above.

Anyone wanna buy me a $1500 Penguin mask and help me find a man to wear it?

Twist.

Finally, one for me!

Take a bow.

Welcome to the side of the hunched and proud.

Broadly speaking.

Chillin'.

Things are actually not cheaper on Facebook Marketplace.

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Piggy Bank.

Pierced, but nothing outlandish.

Low angle.

That satisfying feeling when you crack your own spine.

To the left!

Absolutely top tier ebay find.

Low hangers.

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Big head.

Had to message a friend "I'm so sorry, I just heard about your biopsy" but my phone changed it to "boipussy." So, that's what it's like to know me in rl.

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I think he's waving.

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Puffed.

To the stars!

All rolled up.

The sign is out, the pens are ready. Fanexpo Portland, come get your dicks!

Free Willy.

Uncut, bulging.

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Powering down.

Just happy to be here.

Thick skin.

What's your sign?

Bump.

So, @effinbirds.com commissioned this Lumiere dick.

Hobbit commission.

BirDSM is back for FanExpo New Orleans. The official collab with @effinbirds.com that he absolutely endorses.

High angle.

Another happy customer.

Happiness in cake form.

Come on down to FanExpo New Orleans this weekend to score a Hero with a Half Chub.

How long do you think 127 Hours would have been if it was his dick trapped under the rock?