this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

say it with me now: i will never be able to shake you

super late but happy birthday to mr mike queerbait farrell, his gay ass pink shirt and his "bj goes to maine" <3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MIKE FARRELL!!! what a guy!!! 86 years old and still every bit as wonderful as he’s always been 💓

unfortunately demigod with amazing hair suffering from a horrible life and an uncaring god is my favorite gender

if you tried to pitch A Bug’s Life today Disney would chop you up and feed you to Bob Iger

the pic is like they're just two friendly doctors who you can totally trust and would never be up to mischief :)

so like are there any MASH fans here? psst psst where are the MASH folks come and follow me pls

snorting up every "happy birthday alan alda" post on any socmed because looking at him literally gives me such feral feelings

ah yes my two blorbos hockey pierce and che guevara jesus

Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?

mozart bday, alan alda bday and lunar new year all in a row feels like a sign from god. not sure what the sign is saying but, a sign nonetheless

i have one type of blorbo

be honest if i do a wordpress blog to do more detailed reviews of, idk, musicals or some mash episodes or whatever would you guys read it

i watched the 2018 jcs live concert. in other news if you want to see esse being a musical/jcs nerd and bringing "i'm not mad just disappointed" energy: letterboxd.com/esse_m/film/...

"♫Suicide is Painless...♫" 🍸#mash

things you can eat as a us army corporal:

bsky work with me here and let me show everyone the glory of a giggly hawkeye

dont test me (do test me) but i can talk for at least half an hour about MASH

still on vacay with limited data so i'm lurking in chat to watch my friends watch hot frosty. so far i've gathered that the widow protag has the hots for a snowman

the thing about hawkeye is that he's such a bitch with some real asshole moments. but then you watch him as he grows to be better and you go "ah he's actually incredibly loving to an extent few other people can match" and that's really beautiful

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking

my love for myles has reached the terminal brainrot threshold of waking up thinking about him. ough

thought about myles a bit too long brb i need to cry

This ~ 💯%

hawkie... my hawkeye...

imagine being in your 30s and you still dont have a hobby better than being rude and calling shippers delusional. aren't you embarrassed

unusually and californian exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

bj after his third breakdown and lash out of the week:

in my 1971 mephisto waltz mood again... the power of lovelovelove, a very competent and unhinged woman and her love for a useless but very pretty husband is unmatched

the way i can't focus and study rn but also somehow i can stay up for an hour to figure out how to upload 250+ videos to gdrives for a friend 💀💀

you ever seen a man so beautiful you wanna cry. not handsome, not hot, but *beautiful*

pssssst kitty kitty

watching yessir again after gfa... i'm gonna cry gang

mentally apologizing to the cast and crew of mash because they put so much hard work into making this amazing show but my attention is always 50% on how good alan alda looks. sorry gang sorry mr alda

most people don't even know they put gay shit in the hit tv show mash that only enlightened people 50 years in the future can see

imagine being paid to touch his hair... ohmylord

ily my silly pathetic sad meow meow of a wife

bj's biggest crime is actually calling mahler 5 annoying. how dare you, you cali suburb white boy

it aint a chicken yall 😭😭😭

i need to pet hawkeye like a kitty cat i need to smooth out his hair and wrap him in blankets and cuddle him i—

yes i have different pfps for twt and bsky i cant choose between them

why is there xz posts on my tl. i havent forgiven his fanbase for getting ao3 banned in mainland

Oh to be a shark

gfa rewired my brain yall, it was literally the perfect finale for MASH i cant imagine any other more fitting ending for the show

i can't believe i'm a panelist i literally never liked listening to panels before aldkfkmdd

i know a lot of people are like "live for spite!!!" and i 100% support that if that's what keeps you going but if it doesn't work for you you can live for a variety of reasons, including "read book that isn't out yet", "love", "step on a crunchy leaf", "look at the river", "pat a creature" etc

What a writer finds beautiful and moving, what they write about as aesthetically pleasing, what they struggle to and manage to get in front of a reader as a thing of beauty—all of that, independent of the “message” or “moral” or “theme”, is political