I neglected to get new suit pics taken last week and now I’m sniffing around to see if anyone else did

Hold on, hold on. Megaplex had a night market???

Does the fatness of the sheath factor in for #FCF? It should.

You heard the man. Make his dreams come true.

How badgers work

Slightly diminish a band: Half 'n' Half

This is one of those fetishes I always fail to understand, except this one is played for laughs. Someone amongst my followers will find it hot. C'est la vie. www.oglaf.com/tax-deductio...

What? A song that makes even ME feel young? www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3o5...

Sheathy delight!

Literally sixty years old, and more topical than ever. You brilliant old bugger, you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSwY...

The very LEAST you could do is a reach around

"If you see this, post your OC masturbating." It is a complete and utter oversight that, of all the art I've commissioned over more than a decade and all the sheathy fursuit pics, there are no instances of badgerly me cranking my hog. This is the best I can do.

A new pic for #SheathSaturday! It still counts if it’s stuck to the side of my fursuit tub, doesn’t it?

I didn’t see @scurrow.bsky.social even one time the entire weekend and I’m quite cross about it

Suited a bit earlier but didn’t see many people I know. Should I try again after dinner (8:30 ish) or quite late (11:30 ish)?

Rather sedate here in Pittsburgh. But still signs of life 🤔

Packing for Anthrocon. My time for badger suiting will be limited but it simply must happen.

Gift art of the duality of my being! Can’t have one without the other. Cheers, Jacob!

All the best wishes to Furgeddaboutit this weekend! Sounds like an uproarious good time which I wish I can attend someday.

I woke up this morning, I had a scone and a large house blend...

Found this elsewhere on my 'net wanderings, and thought "oh poor fellow, he must have accidentally wandered into one of @potheplatypus.bsky.social's more extreme scenes"

First became aware of this one from Jesus Fox Forgives Your Yiffs. Yes, it speaks to me. Remember, dears, any suit can be a murrsuit if you want it bad enough.

My entry for "ask Google the meaning of a nonsense phrase you just made up, to see how AI tries to make sense of it". It's "believed to have originated in the West Country"? What a jolly fine bullshit guess! Now if I could only add "please" and "thank you".

I'm certain that this is entirely true, but now I've got to decide which cartoon image was crucial to my own development. Many worthy candidates.

Years ago I started this badger account to tell wankers to go fuck themselves. Then I got playful and kinky. But apparently there are still those who are wankers who should fuck themselves. Bloody fucking hell.

I absolutely walked right into this one, didn't I

That moment when my phone notifications are going off because people have discovered one of my sheath photos from a year and a half ago and I say to myself "I've still got it"

My favorite small detail: apparently in the Jackaloo world, pup masks have an opening for the wearer's real nose

It's been far too long since my most recent leather badger hug opportunities. Anthrocon can't come too soon.

The responses to this post are a gift that keeps on giving

Well, that escalated quickly. When first discussing with the most excellent @garrodor.bsky.social what sort of scenario or pose our characters might find themselves in, I let him choose. He chose this. Clearly, he appreciates the comfort and utility of a fine, dapper scarf.

The last #SheathSunday of the year! It's a repeat but one I'm quite taken with. One more round of applause for my sheath photographers @goody2toad.bsky.social (who took this one) and @azflip.bsky.social (who made the suit!). I hope to bring you more naughty imagery in the coming year! #softsuit

Pre-fursuit days for this final Friday of the year. @twitchdawoof.bsky.social and @snifferhusky.bsky.social attempting to decide if plush Denning would make a tasty snack. (I was deemed too small and gamey.)

Never mind that I'm a horrid and NSFW badger. This is charming and very much like me. Or what I should aspire to be. Thanks to @kumachan.bsky.social for the link. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzkX...

What kind of a cunt would do such a thing?!

I adore my two-sided badge by @cooner.art (Labeled "suggestive" for the paddle, just to be on the safe side)

I adore my two-sided badge by @cooner.art (Labeled "suggestive" for the paddle, just to be on the safe side)

Does this sheath make my balls look big? #SheathSunday #softsuit

This is giving me piercing ideas. And how convenient that it wouldn't be in my actual tender flesh. I'm such a cupcake.

This almost looks like a "macro" pic. Can't say I've ever stomped around a high-rise city, but wouldn't turn down the opportunity either. #SheathSunday #softsuit

Older pic, from the first year, before I had my receding hairline fixed and assumed that a cap would conceal it. Still, it's an alluring pose for a geriatric badger, don't you think? #FursuitFriday

Happy Gluttony Day to all the incorrigible colonials who indulge!

It seems that he has yet to grasp the gravity of his situation. And he may put on a brave, amiable face throughout the ordeal. We're rooting for you, Mr. Behr. Good luck.

I should have paid more attention in literature classes, but I do have tea

Welcome to whatever this is. (I believe it was karaoke night, which would explain the large white screen in the background.) #FursuitFriday

It's kind of a miracle that, considering the content I tend to post, that I'm not blocked by even more accounts

You see a lewd, mature (some might say geriatric) badger at the end of the bar, giving you the look. What do you do? #SheathSunday #softsuit

You see a lewd, mature (some might say geriatric) badger at the end of the bar, giving you the look. What do you do? #SheathSunday #softsuit

If you see this post a plush! From my pre-suit days

Hello down there! (Charming that @goody2toad.bsky.social specifically chose this pose and angle) #SheathSunday #softsuit