OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO HIT ENTER ON MY GOING LIVE POST HERE AAA

Hmm.....

Huh? I.... I don't... WHAT????

Change of plans, Undertale will be Wednesday instead due to me not feeling 100% tonight. I'll probably just be chilling tonight and working away at personal projects but I may do a small off-shoot for fun stream later depending on how I feel.

Oh yeah we'll be continuing through Undertale in about an hour and a half c:

Noelle and the colored Gaster door are not in this at all. Believe me, I looked *very* thoroughly. The sprite is a "lost girl," if you will. And yet Toby was repeating "no one else matters" near the end. Who's name sounds suspiciously similar to the first three words? ...Toby what are you up to?

I'M FUCKING SCREAMING THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

Yup, still can't get through the pacifist ending of Undertale without fucking crying. Guess that's something I'm gonna need to look forward to when I get to that point again lmao

“I Stand Alone” by Godsmack as featured in Price of Persia: Warrior Within :30 spot for broadcast television (2004)

Oh man, going through old files and forgot I made this. For context this was me, at the time, doing my best Cobra Commander voice saying "you will give me an egg." All I can remember is that it was supposed to be something for a ProtonJon stream. ...no I will not be posting it, it's terrible lmao.

(Epilepsy Warning) The clock has run out.

== Stream Time! == It's been 10 years. Let's go back to the underground once more, catch up with some old friends. After all, it's been quite a while... Let's celebrate the game that helped kick off my streaming journey in the first place, we're playing Undertale! twitch.tv/guardianofth...

(Epilepsy Warning) The clock has run out.

Congratulations to @guardian4thwall.bsky.social has won our sub goal raffle character! A Lykoi, inspired by grey, and called them Mewna! Thank you to the kind people who sponsored this subathon raffle!

For UNDERTALE's 10th anniversary, we are going to do 2 consecutive days of streams where we play through the game! The event will be run across two days at 4PM PT on September 20 and 21. You'll be able to watch it here. undertale.com/10/

Dude how the fuck did Mario get shafted so hard on his 40th anniversary? Like don't get me wrong there was some cool stuff shown off but damn did they do him dirty.

Dude, Palworld must've REALLY hurt Nintendo because they're clearly trying to storm Pokemon out of the gates HARD while also slamming down on patents. You know, on MARIO'S 40th anniversary.

== Stream Time == Might be feeling a bit icky today but it's not going to stop me, gonna be doing a shorter stream today with some solo modded Left 4 Dead 2. (Also I remembered to post I was live this time weeee) twitch.tv/guardianofth...

Genuinely, how the fuck long have I had Hollow Knight in my Steam Library? All this time I thought I didn't have it, it's been sitting here all along lmao. Maybe I should sometime, after all Silksong just dropped recently. Should probably go through 'em both eventually.

Dude I've been so damn sleepy and tired lately that it's honestly starting to concern me. Like impeding daily life and work levels of bad. Did I really lose *that* much sleep when I was working my term? Gonna give my doctor a call tomorrow to schedule an appointment and get to the bottom of it.

Guess it's time to start looking into a new microphone because my headset mic isn't cutting it anymore. Apparently in both voice calls and in games, my voice is super quiet and barring moving the mic to specific positions and super close to my mouth, it doesn't change much. Even after boosting it.

I think I am just going to keep it simple this year. Might just play Undertale again, maybe throw something else in there as a bonus too. Next year, however... marks ten years since I first started my streaming journey. Maybe... just maybe... ...there will be something big to look forward to...

So I originally had some pretty big plans for Undertale's upcoming 10th anniversary but due to a number of factors (lack of time and resources, mostly) I may not be able to pull it off to the level of what I was hoping to do. Haven't decided what I'm going to do yet but I'll think of something.

YouTube's shoving AI generated music into my feed again... joy.

Anyone else having trouble trying to log into Kofi lately? I don't seem to get the verification email when it's supposedly sent and I don't know who to get in touch with. .-.

Holy fuck so I think that YouTube slapped some sort of AI upscaler shit onto their videos and now everything looks fucking awful. Every video with an actual person looks like wax figure and pixel art gets all smudged and looks disgusting. I'm so tired of this AI shit being forced upon us, man.

Hey if anyone out there knows of an extension that completely disables Google's forced AI garbage I would be very grateful and appreciative.

The Japan-only Cowboy Bebop game for PS2 has just been fan translated by SONICMAN69.

Me when my final day of my work term was over:

I've been tagged multiple times about Bubsy 4D across several discord servers now. Why am I suddenly the goto guy for Bubsy lmfao

Alright, I have to come clean I'm actually looking forward to Bubsy 4D. It genuinely looks like a fun time and of all the characters that need a redemption arc, he's definitely on that list Now gimme a new Gex. If Bubsy can get *another* new game, there's no reason why my tv lovin' gecko shouldn't

Dude I know I made a half-joking post about folks slapping the word "slop" onto any and everything nowadays but holy shit it's unreal how often I see that word driven into the ground. I know this has been a thing the internet has been doing for years but I implore you, use broader vocabulary.

Hey canadians. Theyre continuing to dig in their heels on ID verification. Let them, and your govt, know how you feel about this issue and how it will not protect kids.

Internet censorship is one of the most, if not THE most braindead, ass backwards idea I have ever heard put forward. The idea that you have to verify your identity with a legal ID is fucking rife with security and privacy issues. All it takes is one hacker. This shit is so fucking ridiculous.

I'm so happy to see folks talking about pre-CoD Raven Software and giving them the credit they still rightfully deserve. They had an incredible track record of games that are still fun to play today and still hold up pretty well. Hopefully one day their shackles to the CoD mines will be unlocked.

It's vore day today so I must post this

Woah Check this out -> Papa Bark now has Tshirts available for Preorder here:

Ngl I've been thinking about getting an emote based around this recently lmao

Hey Everyone ! Our big Raid Train to the Finale kicks off tomorrow at 6pm EST with @aardpuff.bsky.social ! and will continue all they through til Friday at 6PM est with its last stop being the Finale over on twitch.tv/PapabarksALS

I FORGOT TO POST THE RAID TRAIN POST WHEN I WAS LIVE AAAAA

I think out of all of Susie's expressions in DELTARUNE, this one is probably my favorite. Never fails to make me smile.

I think out of all of Susie's expressions in DELTARUNE, this one is probably my favorite. Never fails to make me smile.

Hey, fellow Canadians? Get on top of this right now. Fuck this censorship garbage.

== Charity Collab Stream Time! == Papa Barks Day 6 and we're repossessing your TV! Join me DashTheWolf, LexyWolf, MirageFolf, mkcyborg and more as we play some REPO! twitch.tv/guardianofth...

Bro I'm just trying to get showtimes for The Bad Guys 2, why is Spamton here lmao

== Charity Stream Time! == What, you didn't seriously think I was going to do a retro throwback event without some Zelda 2, did you? #PapaBarks Day 5 commences! twitch.tv/guardianofth...

I was just trying to get through to my favorite pizza place for over an hour only to find out that it closed well over a week ago. Apparently they didn't disconnect the phone over there. Well, that sucks.