As it turns out having a router plugged into a UPS, but not the modem, doesn't really do much good.

if you want to know what an alien telling a joke would look like, just search for memes about a technical field you know nothing about

Betrayal is tab completing a C# class name and it inserts the one from the wrong namespace so your IDE gives you the red squigglies because you're "not using it right"

A horse walked into a bar tripped, was grievously injured, and had to be put down RIP Lenny "The Horse" Horse

I want to see a game that has almost all the characters taking things very seriously, like a Resident Evil or Metal Gear game, but insert one normal dude in the middle. Just somebody who had normal reactions to what is going on instead of what is dramatically appropriate.

I don't think telepathy exists. However, my wife and I were talking about something, there was a lull in the conversation and I started pulling up a funny video. She knew what video I was pulling up just before I got there and that took no less than two mental, unspoken tangents.

Friendly reminder to pay your artists.

BABA IS Tired

You know someone is doing social media right when they resist the urge to make every post a complaint about something. It's easy to find things to complain about, but if that's every post then the world just seems more depressing than it is.

Connections Puzzle #1076 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🎉

I wish I had the superpower of being able to have a subscription to an MMO without feeling the constant pressure to play only that to get my money's worth. ...or teleportation, that'd be sick too.

"I won't eat the last couple oreos." A distant rumbling, and a voice like thunder, "THESE WORDS ARE ACCEPTED" wait. what?

You boot up your old Mac, you click the wheel to make it go faster. You flare pewter, clicking to open your favorite game the moment you're logged in. The game shows up, a puzzle game like a slide show. The brightness is too low so you burn tin, the familiar warmth filling your stomach. Mystborn

If Yumi and the Nightmare painter is translated by Hoid, providing (Highly) and (Lowly), what translation would happen for those highly and lowly words when done magically with Connection?

Good morning

After the end of May @raynarvaezjr.sucks should keep up with the "May the x be with you" but just keep going. June 15th will be May the 46th be with you" just see how long it takes to get really well and truly tired of the bit

Putting a snack tierlist in a group chat just to watch the chaos unfold

Rating things with a prime number denominator just to bother people. That movie wasn't bad, I think I'd give it a 7 out of 13.

fuck ice cold water is so good

Waiting in the drive through for fast food, my reaction when a food service equipment repair truck pulls into the parking lot.

Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/

BlueSky needs a sort of "unfollow this person for like 7 days because their new thing was just released so they're gonna fill my feed with soft advertisements for it for a week"

@scalzi.com vibes here NGL

The only thing more daunting in #Satisfactory than starting a project, is seeing what the halfway point looks like. Just 171 more fully overclocked generators till I can start piping my 6 full mk. 2 pipes of Rocket Fuel in and triple my power output.

that feeling when you finally get that hair off of your tongue

If you interact with me and you don't think I'll be replaying the interaction in my head at least a half a dozen times to sort through all the things I did wrong said wrong gesticulate wrong etc... guess again.

"Now before we make you officially a Judge, your final test. It is to listen to a moron describe their problem in civil court and why they should get their way..." potential judge, "oh easy-" "...and NOT say 'this court finds you stupid'" potential judge, visibly sweating, "yeah no problem"

Connections Puzzle #1067 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 you can always count on the food related connection to be yellow

My real secret is that once every few months one of my posts is blatantly stolen from the Internet. What's really gonna cook your noodle later is, which one, and do you care?

There are two wolves inside of you. They are both 13/10 good dogs and deserve treats.

When you can finally make unlimited synthetic power shards and don't have to worry about running out of slugs. #Satisfactory #SatisfactoryGame

Slightly increase a band Bismuth Zeppelin

The Stormlight Archives by Brandon Sanderson

From the most recent episode of #CriticalRole

and it's not even Halloween wth

The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch

You're not done with leg day until you walk like Edgar from Men in Black

Piranesi by Susanna Clarke

After reading The Shadow of the Gods by John Gwynne

I'm not saying I'm weird, I'm just saying that my one green clothes hanger has to be used to hang up my green hoodie. why? because reasons ok? I'll not be taking questions thank you

If I were in the military I bet my rank would just be listed as [Fodder]

My superpower would be opening a Michelina's frozen meal package without creating a shredded mess

Shish kebab shawshank redemption

why do birds suddenly appear wait those are starlings ah damnit they're shitting all over everything son of a bitch

Connections Puzzle #1055 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 HELL YEAH reverse rainbow again

My spirit animal is the microbe that breaks down ash after a wildfire. I will not by taking questions. Thank you.

Going to take a nap, my wife offering to be my alarm clock asks me how long I want to sleep for. My response: