If you want the corporate workplace experience just put on some static noise occasionally interrupted with executing plans breaking down silos hit the right marks align around the touch points synthesize customer feedback explore solution spaces hands-on collaboration increase velocity

"frothy" is far too powerful of a word. it needs a nerf, devs.

I'm not "slouching", okay? I'm just... practicing to be a pose reference for a comic artist I have yet to meet.

My pest control guy's name is Jim, and somehow that just feels right

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What does it say about me that I liked using a T-square in drafting class in high school? I still remember how proud I was of the simple little bicycle blueprint/diagram I made in CAD back then.

A game based on the story of Noah's Ark but it's a first person boomer-shooter where you have to personally put down all but two of each animal.

*narrator voice* the air was muggy with hot dogs

Ya know how you see "pat pending" on everything? That's me. I'm Pat. Sorry everything is pending. I'll get around to it when I can.

Peanut butter M&Ms are not just better than peanut M&Ms, but it's not even close.

after all why not? why shouldn't I use another spreadsheet to track this thing?

My new favorite activity when visiting with my parents is taking a picture of them heads-down in their phones and captioning it "kids these days"

You ever stretch and imagine you're a potato spreading searching for nutrients? no? so just me? ok.

a golden goose suggests the existence of other metallic fowl where my platinum mallards at

*me trying to silently cross the room my wife is sound asleep in* my knees: "I shall play you the song of my people"

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"A place for everything, and every thing in its place." Like me, on my couch, eating a honeycrisp apple.

The next Olympic sport will be memeing I'm calling it now.

I hear that when you turn 65 a wicker rocking chair just appears on your doorstep

remembering that time I used the phrase "par for the course" to describe something being typical, and a coworker looked at me all confused oh. right. you're from Egypt. your English is so damn good I forget sometimes. they don't play much golf in Egypt, huh? gotta watch those idioms

Misty's sprite from FR/LG is when you know the answer but the teacher doesn't call on you

How do people named Hank resist the urge to respond to every kind gesture with "Hank you very much"?

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Be the kind of person a cat would headbutt

Someone reached out to me on Facebook, more than a decade after high school, because I'm a software engineer. They wanted feedback on how to go about making their first game. They wanted to start with a MMORPG, and use AI as a learning tool. Suffice it to say I had bad news for them.

I hope the future of Sanderson's Cosmere we see things like a Nalthian reacting to Roshar's landscape, and vice versa.

smug lookin' 'lil bastard look at that mug thinks he owns the ocean

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I'll just hop on my new addiction Project Gorgon and do a quick quest or two oh that's nice I've finally completed my Heavy Modular Frame factory wait a minute how did I end up playing Satisfactory again‽ goddamnit well since I'm here I have some track to lay

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what, is it STILL Wednesday‽ fuckin hell man enough already

What do you think the Draugr talk about when the dragonborn isn't around? like, kids these days or what?

Hell is just filling out surveys on a website that keeps popping in elements just before you click causing the whole UI to shift, making you click on the wrong thing

going to create a fictional world for a game and have an area called "Nevada" but voiced NPCs say ne-vah-duh instead and you can't say it's wrong because it's fiction and that's how they say it! just specifically to upset @spacemyname.bsky.social

you can only carry two limes at a time

The future Star Trek is too afraid to show: "I'm in the mood for some classical music. Computer, play Rush E."

The next technological advancement as a society will actually be practice eggs so you perfect that one-handed eggshell-less technique without the mess

Modern R.E.M. be like "tag yourself I'm the one in the corner"

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You ask me to hand you something inconsequential and you think for a moment I won't mime that it suddenly weighs a million pounds, well do I have news for you

Build Dog, Then We'll Talk by Panic! at the local humane society

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When I see a turtle my first thought is always, "oh. a turtle!" my second thought, without fail - "I am speed."

Why do all psychologists have the same couch? When handed the degree, does the coupon for that specific couch come with it?

Introvert? Extrovert? Ambivert? then skaters just be like Canivert?

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Ousted Ashes of Creation director wins restraining order against his own board: "I categorically deny I mismanaged funds or caused the company's shutdown" www.eurogamer.net/ousted-ashes...

During the Apollo flight to the moon the temptation to ask, "are we there yet?" like a petulant teenager must have been STRONG