Father, tell me I’ve been good

I wish I didn't struggle to enjoy realistic romances about normal kinda bad people but I keep choosing ones that don't inspire me

Hux ass post

We bought a new build! Now we just have to wait until Jan 9th, which feels impossibly far away :')

Someone had fun at the vet!

Just tried gambling. Not that great. But the smoking cigarettes inside part?

as long as I love there will be priest!hux edits

new #reylofic! Absolutely Right - 6.3k | E | 1/1 - If Rey had just listened to Ben, he wouldn’t have to do this. - Ben makes an AI chatbot version of Rey. Real Rey finds out.

If I was Anne Shirley I would have been beating Gilbert's ass on the playground

Mmmmmmmmmm. Work does not pay for Spotify premium. But luckily I'm now a more well informed consumer WHILE I'm being a productive worker!

"I bet you throw some real fun soirees," the cashier says, scanning his cranberries. Ben is either too self-centered, too depressed or too American to parse the tone behind her British accent. What he is overstimulated, pissed from fighting with his dad, and deeply stupid: "Yeah? Want to join?"

I love how frequently people realize that people read books to escape reality. Like it smacks them in the face every time. Really good stuff

Ai has made home searching so annoying, every listing sounds the exact same and I don't know how I can trust them to be accurate 🙃

Algorithm keeps serving me Jacob elordi to the point that now I'm really excited for the new w*thering h*ights :/ I have not read it ever either

When your third eye is all the way open you'll realize nickelback actually has some very sexy songs

At the hand reconstructive surgery, glad they're thinking of whole woman health

getting day degrading by evil coworker hux and going home to get night degraded by evil wife (in dreams only) rey -- ben solo is truly too blessed to be stressed

Talking about favorite actors at work today and ofc I mention domhnall. Coworker googles him, turns to me, and the first thing she says is "you know redheads don't feel pain, right?" #oneofus

Laika related psyop currently on me to bring posts about her horrible fate to my attention at least once a day

Leave her out there for days until she's weak from hunger and fatigue and step in like you're her personal savior. Get her brain to associate you with relief and safety in a way she'll never be unable to unwind

Chasing her thru the woods kink needs an update. Make her think she's being chased (but you're not, as running in the woods is undignified). Make her realize she's alone, probably overnight, and has been abandoned by all, including God. THEN you get her

Also the house we've been trying to buy since early September is going to fall through because the sellers can't fix the paint to our VA appraiser standard and our realtor keeps finding ways to remind us it's our fault for choosing this house. We're literally 50% packed. Worst time of my life 🫡😆

Haven't enjoyed gdt in a while but Jacob elordi as the monster... I'm moved. I must go see it.

NEW • Behind the scenes photo of Domhnall as our favourite Softeez salesmen, Ned Sampson via Chelsea Frei

NEW • Domhnall Gleeson photographed for Esquire by Jeremy Liebman

NEW • Domhnall Gleeson photographed for Esquire by Jeremy Liebman

So what I'm gathering is that Kylo can visit the afterlife and then return from it. So random lol

hux --- #kylux

its my birthday edit special 3/?: a little hurt prisoner hux……. make it horny please

Apparently in the new predator movie where elle fanning is an android cut in half she begs the predator to use her as a tool and he agrees and he calls her tool through the whole movie so now I have a new kink.

My absolute favorite thing about rose tico is that she is canonically awkward and shy and is an unimportant maintenance engineer but she still got to drive the plot 💗

Day 2 - Victorian Era. Mad Scientist!Rey and Frankenstein!Ben #Reyloween

Whatever's in front of me is coloring my view

I can't believe they canonically gave hux a majority milk diet

Evergreen post

I've been rereading the shopaholic series and like. It holds up so well?

Kill the Hays Code in your head.

the #TheHuntForBenSolo for the PCRF fundraiser will open tomorrow, 10/24 at 8 PM ET! I will be donation matching up to $2k. let’s get fundraising! ❤️🇵🇸💚 gofund.me/0735ef90f

Sofia Coppola padme movie

Soderbergh Ben Solo movie... I want a Paul Thomas Anderson reylo movie. A Kelly reichardt rose movie. And a cronenberg hux one too thank you 💗

Pro at directing heist/scam action + good at Kooky Freak Side Characters (key to SW enjoyment) + sexual tension of Out of Sight + normal guy director who moves on quickly and probably doesn't care about catering to Reddit SW fans...(adele voice) we almost had it all

Ben solo movie directed by soderbergh 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 I wish I hadn't read those words because now it's all I want

Closing date for our house keeps getting pushed back and pushed back so right now it just lives in an esoteric state of both being and not being 🧘‍♀️

plots are fascist

Some romance authors should be banned from describing outfits

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Thinking of Rey while he's fighting for his life 😭