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Hot off the presses, we use the Oyster Simulator to predict how the Orioles' new signings, Taylor Ward and Pete Alonso, will impact an offense looking for redemption in 2026! Spoiler: both signings fit the Orioles' righty bat need while boosting production across the board!

this is going to sound colder than I intend it to (and there is PR value in pretending to), but anyone working in baseball ops should basically never give a shit how beloved players are

Oh shit

2 months later : “Aw dang why is our podcast failing and getting like two views, gee I wonder why people aren’t listening to our podcast what could be so bad about it?”

With sully having four picks yesterday I think it’s time I brag about my pre draft evaluation of him. Coming out of monsters university many thought he was too stiff and that’s why he went undrafted but I actually had him as my #4 corner in the class due to his excellent wingspan and height

After learning that both Harry Ford and Jose A. Ferrer play sax, and thinking about how the trumpets are moving west with Edwin Diaz, I declare this the most ska winter meetings ever

I’m gonna say it, I still think the birds are gonna win the Super Bowl. It’s probably a stupid take but I do think the offense found some things in the second half and this teams on vs off splits for lane Johnson are insane, when he comes back it will make a big difference.

The loss sucks but I liked that they threw it over the middle more and I still think this team can be good once lane Johnson comes back

Man we gotta have a talk about Mike Wazowski… he might be a top three slot corner in the nfl right now.

I assume most writers are just off social media and not just on the other place and not here, but even at quiet meetings in the past we had people posting the inane bullshit going on. What is even the point if no one is live posting who is at the bar or who is selling weird shit.

What??

Amazing article by the POBO of the nats, paul toboni. www.mlb.com/news/paul-to...

The Texans defense:

The whole Hall of Fame thing is just dumb because it is a bunch of writers who largely aren’t involved with the game posturing for years in terrible ways and then committees with arbitrary criteria. The elections make no sense and the process makes even less.

Ngl college football fucking sucks rn. The first round of playoffs won’t start for two weeks, what an awful scheduling decision.

If the Nats can somehow get Bryce Eldridge for gore I would be so so so so so so so so happy

Oh no shedeur

Great throw while getting hit by shedeur

Titans rookie backup OT is in, garret might break the record today

Gore for Eldridge? Giants would probably say no but maybe something in that framework, the Nats need a first basemen

Harry ford is the Brady house of catcher prospects. Not that their profiles are similar, just that they are both former first rounders, borderline top 100 guys who recently debuted and both are on the nationals

@oysteranalytics.bsky.social I love this trade for my Nats

YOOOO I love ferrer but getting a legitimate catcher prospect for a reliever is amazing

I literally had a dream that he got traded to the dodgers and the Nats got back some unknown prospect pitcher who had great run on his fastball and who was a character and Toboni loved him and that the prospect was ginger and became our ace. Not a real prospect btw just a dream

didn't realize there was someone faster than Chandler Simpson last year

Dawg if they land Tucker that would be crazy

Just sitting here waiting for a passan bomb, preferably about the nationals

My Spotify wrapped. Idk how the hell my listening age is 76 #spotifywrapped

What???

happy bday daylen!

@profanity.accountant .

People have always said that this is the “Jalen hurts offense” but in reality it’s the sirianni offense, I wonder if Howie will make him let offensive coordinators use their own offenses. The offense probably won’t change much mid season but sirianni does need to swallow his pride

Brennen Davis is a possible FA pickup that our model is high on. His power is exceptional, and as a non-minus fielder and average contact/discipline guy, he's more than a AAAA-type guy! Available at a low price, with difference-making pop! From Wed. piece: downonthefarm.substack.com/p/black-frid...

Having a booth that has no idea why a team would go for 2 in that situation is such a diservice

If things continue like this for the rest of the season I do think sirianni should be fired

I hope Howie pays Jordan Davis this offseason

AJ brown is like when a teacher plays against the second graders in recess football

I think the eagles should go into more five man fronts

Holy shit what a catch

Did we double-send today's piece because our title was spam-blocked? Yes. Should you read it anyway? Absolutely. In the spirit of the day after Thanksgiving (wink, wink), we look at top prospects who are underrated or underappreciated. Buy low!

Joe Burrow may play on Thanksgiving. Hopefully unrelated, Andrew Luck retired when he was 29 years old.

Fuck mukubas injured

Holy shit I just realized there’s less than two mins left in the game

Yo tom Brady just accidentally said the n word

Holy shit AJ brown just got jammed into the nether.

Ceedee looks like he’s trying to hold in tears.

Holy shit this game is the wirst best game ever

Dude