75% through a Sex Education rewatch, and I’m still not okay with Otis not ending up with Ruby 😢

This is a big day for me with @girlsgonecanon.bsky.social - the first episode I’ve listened to whilst it’s current. Yes, I have *finally* caught up.

Great day out today. On a stag do for a friend who is 49 and ready for their second marriage. Lots of laughter, plenty of booze, and enough time to get home for a sensible bedtime 👍

Sunday snuggles ❤️

Happy Hardcore History Day people! Episode 2 of the Alexander the Great series has just dropped - and as usual with the big series, that gives me a great excuse to go back and relisten to Ep 1 again 😃

I’ve just run a mixed ability interval training session for the run club. Having to alert people a field apart, and without an alarm, I adopted my best Roy Kent impression…

It’s good to be back - Christmas treats coming, well, in December @earlydoorsclips.bsky.social

This not-so-little one turns 13 today. I am not ready to be be the parent of two teenagers 😱

Running elf with flying feet from this weekends Audley Festive 5k

quote with your— {🧚} • fav childhood book: The Black Cauldron {⚔️} • fav teenage book: The Lord of the Rings {📚} • current fav book: Night Watch (Discworld) {📽️} • fav show of all time: Andor {📺} • current fav show: hopefully still Andor {🎬} • fav movie: LA Confidential

The great pyramid was built before woolly mammoths died out

This is an excellent podcast series for anyone who loves history. I can’t wait to dive into this one 😃

@lizdated.bsky.social have you heard today’s episode of Kill List 😳🤯

"Merry Christmas to all, EXCEPT for the following people..." Colin from Portsmouth wishes peace on earth to select mankind in his 2024 Christmas message. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCMg...

What. A. Catch!!

"The biggest issue is the toxic narrative around migrants over the last decade... We talk about numbers instead of people... What makes it hard for people to integrate is their neighbours being told that they are the enemy, that they are scamming them." 👏 Mariella Frostrup on #BBCQT ~AA

Tim Stanley, in what now appears to be a weekly slot on one or other BBC flagship politics programme, reels off a huge amount of absolute, provable nonsense about immigration. And he does so completely unchallenged. Enough now. ~AA A MEGA-THREAD 🧵1/

@davosfingers.bsky.social reference my DM on how polls can work on Bluesky 😃

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

Hi @girlsgonecanon.bsky.social , I’ve just got to the final Arya episode where you read out my podcast review (thank you!). For those keeping score I think I’ve got through 84 main episodes (plus various bonus eps) in 7 months. At this rate I should have caught up by Christmas 😆

Tag yourself with the job you’d actually have in the Start Wars universe given your occupation. Office weenie working for Kuat Drive Yards FML

The Country Land and Business Association says the new £1m cap on agricultural inheritance tax relief will "harm 70,000 farms". That's 1/3 of all farms. What does the actual data show? Less than 500 farms/year will be pay more tax as a result of this change every year. Possibly as few as 100.

One of the best things on Twitter is over here now 😃 “Love to the family”

Do I have any Warhammer friends on here who still get White Dwarf? Need a favour from someone who has the latest issue if possible 😃

Ran the Alton Towers half marathon time today in 1hr 48mins - very happy with that as I want expecting sub 1.55. Then I got to go on all the rides. I think that’s a double win 😃 On a related note, if anyone in the Alton area finds a knackered groin, I think I left it behind on the course 😬😆

Quote post with a picture of yourself, so the newbies know what they are dealing with. (with added doggo to get the likes)

Efficiency: a fairy story. One day a very rich man got cross because he believed that more people should be applauding his public statements in the town square. The people in the town square tried to explain: "plenty of people are applauding you, but we can't force everyone here to do that." 1

Very useful thread of a number of great accounts to follow if you want to recreate the good things of 2021(ish) Twitter without the idiot who is running things into the ground now.

Well it’s been a while but I’m back on here. Twitter is really going to hell in a handcart now, so it’s time to finally drive a stake into its cold, dead heart.

@mamasand.bsky.social happy cakeday! Hope you have a wonderful day 😃

What the hell is this all about @virginie.bsky.social ? Is nothing sacred in France?!?!

Just replied to all on a work Christmas dinner email with the line, “Dessert: more booze!” FML. How’s your Friday going?

Finally got around to watching Mean Girls last night. I feel like this might have been a @davosfingers.bsky.social recommendation at some point in the past. Surprisingly good film, I’m sure I’ll have a rewatch with Charlotte in the near future 😃

Boiling Point on BBC IPlayer is absolutely bringing home the truth about pineapple on pizza…

Okay Twitteros, who *is* going to this wedding? I would think anything up to handing the potential bridesmaids over to Qyburn would be a reasonable response.

Hey Twitterosi, give this guy a follow

Run a film by adding “moist” to the title The Fellowship of the Moist Ring

Explain your handle: My name is Marcus. In the early 1990s there was a British soap opera called El Dorado. One of the main characters was called Marcus, but his Spanish girlfriend pronounced it Marcoos. When I went to uni, I got nicknamed Marcoos (Coos for short).

Niche tweet (😳😜) given my follower profile, but for my first 🔵sky post I’ve got to say: Bloody love cricket! #Ashes #Broady