A 9 year old girl has died during an Israeli attack on Gaza. During a "ceasefire". Now tell me how this is justified; that 9 year old kids are members of Hamas & deserve to be slaughtered; that this isn't genocide.p or an Israeli land grab after killing a load of Palestinians. Go on! I'm waiting.

If I were Nigel Farage, I’d dip into that £5 million crypto gift just to fund a video that can compete with this! 🤣 HILARIOUS ⬇️

OK. I didn't agree with Ann Widdicombe about anything. At all. But she didn't deserve to be murdered. Question: is Fartage relieved the murder has drawn press attention away from his finances / a dustbin & is he related to the suspect? Oh, & am I a delusional conspiracy theorist?

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One of my cartoons for Tuesday's Metro

Has FIFA told us what the final score in Monday’s USA v Belgium game is going to be yet?

FIFA gave Trump a "Peace Prize"; a bit of shiny tat to keep the senile twat happy. FIFA has rescinded a red card awarded against a US player because the Orange MegaArse told them to do so. So, is the World Cup an actual sporting contest or is the cup just going to be given to Trump anyway? 1

Trump is going to charge a toll to pass through the Strait of Hormuz. Wonder where he thinks he's going to set up the toll booth. Kharg Island maybe?

The difference between Enoch Powell and Nigel Farage is that the former warned about blood on our streets and the latter actively goes about making it happen.

We should never forget; And we should unite to tell Tommy 'Ten Names' Robinson and Nige Farage to get to fuck. They dishonour all that the multinational D'Day troops fought for. They fought to defeat Nazism and these little divisive sycophants want to bring it all back in to today's society. 🌹

JD Vance and the United States have no right to lecture the UK on law enforcement or how to police. Sort your own house out.

David Tennant, "How are the peace talks with Iran going?" Paul Merton, "It's difficult to tell, you can't really hear them, because of the constant bombing"

So the White House believes it has some Orange Clown God- given right to interfere in UK politics, specifically British policing. The country that brought us George Floyd, Alex Pretti, Renee Good & countless others thinks it has something of value to impart on the subject of equality under the law!

#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue Happy Pride Month ❤️🩷🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

This is Barley, the Romanian rescue dog. The OG decided to use AI to find out more about the various dog breeds in his family tree. Turns out he's 50% coyote! Who knew!!!

John Major is a better former PM than Tony Blair will ever be iandunt.substack.com/p/john-major...

HimPlant Lovers. I have a question. I planted a whole load of Iris Black Prince - & very nice it is too. But this is not Black Prince. I love it. It's a gorgeous chocolate colour & looks fabulous against the red plants in this bed. But does anyone know what it is? 🌱

I note US politicians are once again bleating that ex Prince Andrew has refused to come to the USA to be slaughtered on a sacrificial altar. There are, however, numerous Americans who could be investigated by US authorities. We Brits are dealing with our Prince. How about you deal with your king?

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I have just discovered how old I really am. An "online influencer appeared on a TV programme I was watching & not only had I never heard of him, I don't even know where to go to be influenced! Still, hey ho! I think I'm still alive. (Let me down gently if my last assumption is false, please.)

Dear @skynewsrss.bsky.social Could you possibly dump the "Whinging Tory" slot from the morning news? Pretty please? Listening to a twat who kept BORIS F'IN JOHNSON!!! in power complaining about Labour MPs supporting Starmer! At the very least you could try to call out the rank hypocrisy. !

How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.

A thought: as Kemi & Co shout for Starmer to resign & journalists muse about how it could be done, how would anyone remove a PM Farage? He doesn't head a political party: he owns a company that happens to peddle political populism.

My new magnolia is finally flowering!! And, in other news, the Gin Palace is open, much to the relief of the GP pooch, although, as it is a sunny day in Almost Scotland, Fluff For Brains is staying in the garden waiting for someone to throw his ball

He can pretend all he likes, but Nigel Farage has spent his career cheerleading Donald Trump.

I don't normally do this but when the news is rubbish sometimes I need to remember that the sun still shines & the world is beautiful. So, from what was once a battlefield in Almost Scotland, stay safe & have a peaceful day.

So, when The Orange MegaArse was slagging off the Royal Navy, it turns out that the RN were protecting critical UK (& other countries) underwater infrastructure against the Russians, information which might have been passed to the US if the WH didn't leak secrets to the Russians like a sieve.

The trouble with today - as opposed to previous April Fools Days- is that there have so many clowns around, notably the Orange Clownfuhrer himself, that I can't tell what is an actual joke & what is the latest Trump, Truss, ....(add name here) gibberish.

Dear America Just make it stop. Thanks. The Rest Of The World. X

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BBC Newsnight brought five Epstein survivors together for the first time. "During the hours-long discussion that followed, there were supportive gestures and, as they studied photos of themselves from the time when they first met Epstein, there were tears," the BBC reported. #EpsteinCoverUp

Trump says his illegal war "should always have been a team effort"...just days after telling the UK he didn't want any UK ships involved. Has the senile mound of blubber finally realised that chuffing into a war without a plan & a distinct lack of international support might not be a good idea?

We hear you Trumpy-baby. No 🇬🇧 ships coming your way. We’ll remember too. Oh. We’ll remember alright.

Lest We Forget

Happy International Women's Day. I recently finished this, which documents the lives of women - named & unnamed - from around the world based on archeological & (usually fragmentary) documentary evidence. Well worth a read. 💙📚

More war crimes.

"for illustrative purposes"! Is Darren Grimes saying that Reform voters need pictures in order to understand his message? Or is he just trying to deflect attention from a blatant lie? BBC News - Reform's Darren Grimes admits blog post image was AI - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The UK government is going to evacuate UK citizens caught up in Trump's Middle Eastern war. Good. But can we please exclude those who chose to avoid UK taxes by, e.g. moving to Dubai? Even if they are attached to UK politicians called Tice\.? If they won't pay their way then fuck off.

Why is it that everyone who has (allegedly) tried to assassinate the President has a Trump-supporting background? Oh, & why are two out of the three now dead? Is it because every single one of these "attempts" is fake news? Come on conspiracy theorists. I need answers.

Sunday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

It's a bit rich when a billionaire living in Monaco, a journalist & her politician lay-by shacked up in Dubai for tax reasons, various press barons domiciled outside the UK & a Pimlico Plumber who flogged his company to the US & may or may not have moved to Spain all claim to speak for the UK.

I have just watched a US politician yapping on about how the King needs to testify in front of Congress. Well, maybe he does have a few questions to answer...but not as many as a fat orange president currently already in America. Or his tech bro mates. How about they get a subpoena first?

Elon’s emails to Epstein. Location: Starbase, Texas

Will someone tell me why Scotland's rugby players had to play in a weird coloured strip? The sort of colour parents who don't like their kid paint their kid's room? Or did someone just leave a pair of the wrong coloured socks in the washing machine when they washed the strip pre match?

FYI: if a post is illiterate / misogynist / racist / generally obnoxious & hits social media late at night / in the small hours, then it is a Trump original. No staffer involved. If you can read it, it makes sense & it appears during the normal working day, someone gave Trump a helping hand.