The campaign is obvs working #CinammonBunClub #TheArchers

Sigh. When did customers become such a massive inconvenience to staff. I suppose when we all silently accepted or were told that this is how it is and left without comment.

Slow clap for @bbcradio2bot.bsky.social broadcasting the lowest barrel scraping level yet for JR rage baiting. Just reinstating the alarm on my phone so I don’t even hear his stupid prelude.

Hang on JUST A MINUTE… Ruairi is a bit too interested in Amber’s dates… ? You could almost hear his brain counting backwards out loud, was he in Ireland visiting his Mum’s family? #TheArchers

People that we have thought of tonight, watching Harry Styles @netflix.com

Whoop! #BBCGhosts

Of dear he’s very upset because the winner is; A female ( with views) A plumber and plasterer A northerner A local A plain speaker A hard worker A person who believes the rich are taking the piss A local councillor A dog lover of rescued greyhounds A product of our free education system #Hannah

Bbc news app: Not sure if Green Hannah will be able to do her job v well because she has dogs… ?!

Bbc news switched on: -dumping arrests -pedestrians and cars -radio Times is delivered late to some people -trains are late -meerkats at pubs No news on anything else then.

X20 yr6 kids singing Rapper’s Delight & circulating on stage through all the instruments & a rap line each. Managed by *one* teacher. Big cheers to all the teachers devising such creative inclusive projects! #ShowcaseYourSound #BlackheathConcertHalls

The sound of a nation cheering & punching the air!

Curling: Did we start off watching the teams from the 6th Camberwick Green Scouts group or something?! How are we only at the semi final?

Still curling then.

I just hope someone has cancelled the Pizza Express booking for tonight. #Surprise! 🍕🎂 🤲

Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy

I mean the obvious and what we hope for (rubs hands together hopefully) wld be Zach making a move on Pip when he has spiked her drink. (Sw please please, *please* don’t let him spike Alice. Please no). #TheArchers

Anyone else notice ‘Zip through’ reference. Just as I was pondering how we will refer to Pip and Zak getting together 😊 #Zip #TheArchers

‘The garden needs it’ Comment no 18363636 on the list of things people in the UK are saying to each other today. 🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️

Bizarre yellow thing in the sky and seems to be laying over the city? The other way (where my outdoor market is), the usual deep black clouds of course.

I mean I only worked #ClonkerGate half out and only at the last minute but I have noted Brine’s breathlessness for ages now. David & Ruth are wanging on about IHT in the foreground but it’s Brine’s estate which is going to end up in a pickle isn’t it? #TheArchers

Oh my god I just want to post a small parcel, the website is completely unusable and the problem with it changes around twice a week. why oh why is #RoyalMail the utterly shit business that it is? Every. Single. time.

Which Archer is this then? #TheArchers

Just caught up on #TheArchers and I reckon: Brine is ill. He feels unwell, the signs are there. Alice is going to lend Chelsea the £. Something about the sounds of the car arriving triggered George. 😳

I’m puzzled by the seeming gratitude for Charles now pledging to help the police. His actions have already displayed unchallenged understanding of his brother’s actions so why did his office not report to the police already?

Ah yes, shouty builders Monday, back again I hear.

I am wailing and throwing myself about the room and just devastated that Catherine O Hara has left us. So very very sad about this loss. Her creation of Moira was just perfection.

Oh FFS not the old ‘exposure’ bollocks Justin. Unless her mortgage provider accepts ‘exposure’. Anyone dealing with practitioners in the arts don’t *ever* offer this! #TheArchers

I often worry that our #CeliaHammond rescue cat just isn’t relaxed and comfortable enough.

Doing more to counter dementia, depression, stress, cognitive decline etc ( #ArtCure ) as well as it being just brilliant. Charlie Mellons Blow Band / Trinity Students at #TheDukeDeptford last night.

I’m particularly pleased with my shoes and socks today. Cosy under a floor length skirt 😊

A Meal to Heal menu: lunch with a punch / dinner for a sinner served from a bowl to those without soul, with bread for a sore head. Wine on request. #TheArchers

Of course Suella Braverman has joined Reform. Reform is the last refuge for disgraced failed Tories, it is the political equivalent of fly tipping.

Ah lovely. The builders w their implausibly loud commercial radio are back again next door, the weekend peace is over so quickly. 😔

And if *you* need pursuading to read #ArtCure this is what other media’s think (thx @ucl-sbb.bsky.social)

Doing my self care / anti dementia plan / cognitive health some good according to #ArtCure : Jamaican Jazz at #ShrewsburyHouse #SE18 f. Michael Bammi Rose

I’m LOVING this book, so far explaining how pottery, drawing, singing, live music #TheArchers & gallery visits (my own tick list this week) have specific scientifically proven brain improvements & resilience to anxiety, depression, losing cognitive function, & even dementia. #HelpYourself #ArtCure

‘Her free flowing patterns often break the traditional rule of pattern repeats, creating designs resembling patchwork that change colour and rotation midway, leading to unexpected and exciting outcomes.’

Yes 👇 I’m actually surprised we didn’t get the ‘and they all woke up and it had been a dream’ ending. #TheArchers

Brian needs to die before the end of this tax year otherwise his estate will assume liability for the inheritance tax storyline and remove this asset from David & Ruth. #TheArchers @thecidershedpod.bsky.social

There are about 8 builders ‘bantering’ at top sweary volume in the garden of the house next door. 📢 😬 I’m telling myself this is why I can’t complete the last 20 mins of my tax return. #Procrastination

‘Defecting to the reform party’ is a polite euphemism for telling guests at a dinner party that you need to go for a poo. “I’d love to hear all about your holiday in Sardinia but first I just need to defect to the reform party”

I’m a bit sad that Harriet has turned so mean and angry - it’s changed the whole tone of this #TheTraitors

Getting a bit tense. I almost split my hot Ribena #TheTraitors

Very very much so 😢😢😢

Tucked up inside in the warm, making for a corporate order and catching up on the Xmas #DeathInParadise #HongKongFuey mash up

Tonight at The Morden Arms In Greenwich, Molly Dancers for #PloughMonday #TheArchers

Joy might like to be making more of it being Plough Monday tomorrow? At least get some Molly Dancers in. #TheArchers en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plough_...

Local arts scene.

This was about 1981 I reckon

#TheArchers George finishes on the phone & then: -Mick crossed the road -what’s for lunch -enquiry about Grandma Then when asked about the phone call vaguely mentions: -it was ‘the cops’ -dubious info on ‘them’ and even what the messages included. It’s either lies from Porgy or dreadful sw?