For my birthday month I gave myself the gift of deleting Instagram off my phone. I am free.

People on Nextdoor calling the police because of mold on their food.

I love being a photographer. I always get to have the wackiest adventures.

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Just spent an hour in a costume shop spending my last 6 months worth of patreon money 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 thank you all for your service 🫡

Did you know that if you don’t want to do the hard sudoku puzzles, you can just look at the answers in the back of the book and fill in some of the numbers to make it easier. They can’t stop you.

Yall they are in bed at 6pm today.

I’ve literally been editing this image for two years. And I love working on it for so long because I like to imagine I’m making the AI bros SO MAD

The nice thing about my family going to bed no later than 8pm is that I have 3 uninterrupted hours a day to just sit in bed and edit my photos.

Why Amazon. Why is my hockey game not available in this region. We are literally playing against a team in the region I am currently in.

I hope when I die I get to just watch a slideshow of all the photos I’ve made while Bon Iver plays softly in the background. That sounds like such a lovely way to spend my eternity.

I MISS MY KITTIES!!!! 😡

Ozzy becomes more and more like a toasted marshmallow with every passing day 😍

Had to endure dinner with a bunch of conservatives in the rural south and let me tell you it was rouuuuuugggghhh we are so cooked

And who could forget the damn music video! Directed by @codymccody.bsky.social designed by @impulsings.bsky.social starring me and Julia with contributions from all over my friend circle, the most talented crew in the PNW bsky.app/profile/matt...

Today is my birthday. I am now the same age that Christ was when He released His second homemade alt-rock album. You can listen and buy it now on bandcamp, or it'll be on your artist exploitation service of choice within the next few hours! Organ Ghost | James Gameboy share.google/daoALzYI0bUX...

Sudoku is a game for CEOs to lie about playing so they seem smart. "This guy is such a genius he spends half an hour every day remembering the numbers 1 to 9" wow!

Aaaand now I’m up making bread at 6am.

I got my vaccines yesterday and today I took a nap from 10am-1pm, and another one just now from 5-7pm.

Huh??? But the joke is that it’s not?? HUHH???

I swear my name is easy to spell, and yet baristas continue to prove me wrong.

I caved. They’re just too cute. 🥹🥹

Portland cannot even comprehend Japanese fashion.

Almost reached the stage of this trip of looking at photos of my cats, but I resisted. It was tough, but I was very brave.

One of my bffs is gonna get married tomorrow and we’re getting ready at my house and I’ve never been this genuinely excited to clean before

Less than ten minutes into the hockey season and we’re already talking about jar jar binks I stg this team 😂😂😂

Broooo the neighbor kids have a whole ass freestanding rock wall set up in their backyard right now

When we brought Ozzy into our house we had to put up a notice on the counties website - after 6 months if no one claimed him he’d become ours. Well I just realized that we passed those 6 months last week, Oswald is officially our cat!

Surely my cat won’t lose the 36 ping pong balls I just ordered him.

Wow lots of people I thought were normal and cool are having some veeeeerry interesting opinions right now …

Someone … please … feed my obsession …

Nooooooooo summer is almost over and I’m so sad 😭

I never knew someone could have this much fun while working so hard and being so sweaty and tired. I think making movies is literally the most fun I’ve ever had.

I did it. I finally beat the home improvement store boss and asked men to cut the giant plywood for me. Of course the machine at the first location broke, so I had to also ask at a second location. 😅

How is it possible that I delete 1,000 high res photos from my computer and yet it still has zero storage??

I hyperfixated and switched mine and Matt’s studios so now I have the bigger room for photos AND dollhouse making 😈

It’s been less than a week and im so antsy to be back on a film set, thank god the 48 hr is happening this weekend.

I can’t believe that right now, somewhere in the world, they’re making a movie and didn’t ask me to be on set.

Less than 24 hours after I’m away from set and I’m already antsy for the next one … someone pleeeeeeaaaseee hire me I wanna keep doing this so badly

With every passing moment I am more and more ready to direct my own film.

I ordered myself a new bathing suit as a reward for working hard on set these past few weeks and all I gotta do is survive the next three days and then I’m gonna be swimming in a river and I cannot waaaaaiiiiit

Sick in the head because even though production this weekend nearly broke me I’m still like wow that was so much fun

NORMAL MODE, ACTIVATED

We renfaired. @mattfromalaska.bsky.social

You know what I could really go for right now? Some Joann Arts and Crafts 😞

What sucks about getting tattoos is that after getting one you immediately want to get another one.

Finally got a tattoo I’ve been wanting for 8 years 😈😈😈

I would have stabbed myself if I set up this photoshoot with that wrinkly ass sheet.