What if everyone just shut the fuck up, all at the same time? Let’s try it. Let’s see what happens.

Felt like shit today, realized it was because I didn’t take my adhd meds. Wow they really do work.

It’s pretty wild that when it’s 1am, 6pm was a full 7hrs ago.

When it’s 1am the night before the biggest work launch. On the plus side I get to drink champagne on company time tomorrow at 9am hehe.

Remember when I said I was meant to be weaving baskets by a river all day? Well in exchange for photos I now officially get to do just that every month for the rest of this year!!!!

My company told us we were getting a gift. I was excited. Turns out the gift is wine. I do not drink wine. Now I am annoyed. Please just give me money.

It’s okay guys, I’ve now made it past the anger stage of grief. Surely I’ll be good to go now.

Why do I even bother

It’s not enough anymore to just say you’re an ally, you need to become gay, just to spite the haters.

I want to work on movies full time so fucking badly. At least when there’s bullshit there, we’re making a movie at the end of the day.

I’m so fucking done with my job. I’m so done with it. Seriously they keep fucking me over and I’m sick of it. I have the easiest job in the world and they make it absolutely stupid. Just pure bullshit. I swear to god. FUCK!!!

Spent all day doing my taxes and then inhaled eight salmon nigiri afterwards

They love talking about this being a Christian nation so much, I was legit surprised to learn that Easter was not a federal holiday. (My European coworkers get the day off, but not me??? Fuuuuuuuu)

ASCENSION / projector + mylar, printed image with holes and light, photographed and edited again. #photography #mixedmedia

Send me all your good vibes, I just submitted my short film to a couple grants!! 🤞🏼🤑🤞🏼 And if any independently wealthy person wants to support and fund women in the arts making movies, I am literally here.

Today I added a “no-ai” clause to my wedding contract, so my clients know their images/likenesses won’t be stolen, and so I make sure no one uses my photos for ai, as long as I can help it, and I’m still so shocked I haven’t seen any photographers talking about this.

This is absolutely my kind of diy shit

When one ping pong ball disappears, four more reappear. A kitty cat proverb.

Something is growing in my yard.

Sometimes having two cats means that you accidentally sleep all night with a ping pong ball in your pocket.

happy ides of march to all who celebrate

Poor, poor Caesar. All this shit is too funny.

Caesar’s dead, boys, let’s FUCKING GOOOO

Met my primary doctor today and she did not prescribe podcasts or a 12-week class about adhd but actual medication 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

It’s Ozzy day!! One year since we brought Outside Cat inside. He showed up in our backyard one day and I fell in love with him immediately, so sweet and gentle. We asked around the neighborhood and got in touch with a lady who’d been feeding him for a couple months - she said we should take him in.

MY RESULTS SAY THAT IM NORMAL I HAVE NO CANCER BITCH IM LIVING

Also I went through 3 months of adhd screenings only for the doctor to tell me I probably have adhd and that I should listen to some podcasts. Cooooool. I could have told you that!!

I can already tell you my Apple Music wrapped this year is FUCKED I’ve had to listen to their spa music playlist nonstop bc of how extremely upsetting and frustrating everything in this world is.

Was next in line to show my art at the cool coffee shop but then it got bought by a transphobic church. And it’s next to the other coffee shop that also used to be cool but also got bought by a different church. They keep taking away all the nice things in this goddamned town.

If you want good hockey, do I have the program for you (except for the transphobe, we hate her)

The Olympics may be over but there’s another coming together of worldwide audiences to appreciate carefully honed athleticism: The Battletech Stream, tonight at 6pm PT! Not just a showcase of brawn, two top minds will also bring you their thoughts on a variety of topics chosen by a panel of judges.

I keep rewatching the teaser video for our new library and bawling my eyes out

My company is so ai pilled. Unfortunately I’ve now worked a decade in a job position where it’s basically impossible to find a company not using ai anywhere I look.

I can’t believe I’ve reached the age where people are younger than me.

Ping pong ball asmr for my cat

Brought my film camera to the hockey game, got stopped by security who asked if I was a professional photographer. “No” I say, and then they let me through saying it was okay since it was just a point and shoot camera lmao I WISH, this is full manual, not even a working light meter in it.

Quick! Everyone be silly for my birthday, NOW!!

Today is my birthday! And I’ve now officially been making birthday self portraits for half my life. Here’s this year’s image, plus just a few from past years. 💖

It’s @impulsings.bsky.social’s birthday today and she was very brave and got her blood drawn. Say “Happy Birthday Lauren, you’re very brave!” Or else.

one of the great things about having a Jan 20 birthday is that not only can you celebrate the 19 days leading up to it (bc it’s also the new year), but the 20th is the first day of Aquarius season so now you get to celebrate for an additional month 😈

Welp, I’m about to go do my single greatest fear in my entire life. I’m not being anxious about it at aaaaall.

I can’t believe this cat was ever outside.

Sentimental Wood

I’ve been wearing the same sweater for three days straight (don’t judge me!!) and I just now realized I’ve been wearing it backwards.

Ozzy found a spot under the tree to hunt the ping pong balls.

The tech bros are forcing me to use Reddit as my search engine.

For my birthday month I gave myself the gift of deleting Instagram off my phone. I am free.

People on Nextdoor calling the police because of mold on their food.