Why do so many male x-rated content creators always look so angry in their posts when they're naked? "ooh i'm big and gruff and angry and my penis is hard" vibes. (I know the reason why)

Bibingka finally ate and I’m sitting here like a proud papa of my noodle.

My fyp used to have this nice Australian lady with bangs that read tarot. I wonder what happened to her. I hope she’s okay.

You know what sucks about bad brain days? Like, I had plans today. I wanted to do shit. But brain is like “nah, need to factory reset, see you in 24-72 hours.”

New 85° is opening and we got here at 5 AM to post up until 9 AM to get the free shirt. We fully expected there to be a line; we’re the first ones here. 😂🫩😴

Bibingka here to wish you a fun friday. Or not. Do whatever you want, human.

I don’t think I’ve worried so much for a creature until I’ve started caring for my snake. I’ve had dogs and fish and never have I been so anxious about their welfare like I have now.

Did I just do a full-ass deep dive of someone’s feed to try and see d-pics? Yes. Did I find any? No. But was that time spent scrolling still worth it? Debatable.

99ing my stalk before downing a survivor to get my 4k #dbd

Happy Halloween! 🍜

Sorry (not really) that all my posts will be of my little girl for like… the foreseeable future.

Bao down and I’ll spread my buns 😜

Good morning from Bibingka and me 💜

After months of research and preparation, I finally took home this little girl. Her name is Bibingka and I would destroy the world for her! 💜💜💜

Your favorite Boys as Baby, Abby, Jinu, and Romance Saja, complete with their outfits and our own logo (also by Jazz). I was going to announce this on my birthday stream—I’ve got a merch shop coming soon and received some samples! Note these photos are prototypes, the finals will be refined. (2/3)

Those who watch my stream probably know the Backrooms Boys (@sumoomoo.bsky.social @chikinstu.bsky.social @happywolverine.bsky.social and myself). I recently commissioned the SUPER talented @jazzworth.bsky.social (GO CHECK THEM OUT) to create a piece commemorating our friendship. Presenting ✨(1/3)

Haven’t done a spooky piece this year yet, so decided to draw one of my favorite ladies. And then turned her into a mtg alter!

If all the people I associate with are attractive and good-looking, am I then also attractive and good-looking or am I the token ugly friend…

October renaissance

It is lower than 80 degrees here. My true power has awakened!!!

A middle schooler told me she likes my Lady Gaga tattoo. There’s hope for the future.

Ran 2 miles, worked legs, and got a shake. Slowly becoming a gym girlie again. 😤 Got a lot of looks for my Dom Top shirt from @sumoomoo.bsky.social

Officially spooky season? Finally!

I know getting your haircut restores your gay powers, but lemme just say, getting a blowout is next level gay restoration.

My friend and I played a game where we would curate a month of movies if we owned a movie theater. He assigned me themes for the weeks and I selected the movies. It was fun, but a difficult challenge to only slot 7 within a category. Have you seen all these movies? Do you like my curated list?

I played Magic with a really cute guy yesterday. I’m p sure he’s straight but I couldn’t help from looking at him repeatedly.

Went to the gym for the first time in over five years yesterday. Suffice to say my entire body hurts. 😅

If you see this, show us how you draw them man tiddies 😏 I surprisingly had to dig for these. Guess I need to draw more tiddies 🤷🏽‍♂️

I made a grixis superfriends deck with no commander but never got the chance to play it. Then I cracked a Norman Osborn//Green Goblin and HAD to build it. But now I have two grixis decks and I only want one. Do I just scrap the commanderless deck or playtest them both to see which I like better?

Didn’t get raptured so I decided to have like four orgasms instead. Same thing, really.

Wait. Is Vulpix named that way because IX is 9???

Oh, okay, so when some type A mfer takes a nap in the afternoon it’s a power nap, but if I do it’s depression, and we’re really starting to be worried for you, Jazz.

Decided to buy one (1) pack of Spider-man and pulled these two in the same pack. Felt v thematic. Also I guess my juju’s on point since Norman is purportedly v sought after?

Choke me

My friend, who knows more about kpop than mtg, asked me while we’re watching an EDHRec video if @josephmschultz.bsky.social is my bias. Yes. Yes he is.

If you win, tell me which one you got. They all smell amazing!

Honestly, I think I would be okay having spam musubi and kim chi every day for life.

You know how in La La Land she sings about her aunt or something that went swimming in the Seine? Isn’t it like… really cold and filled with poo?

Are blind boxes just happy meals without chicken nuggets?

Okay, but a bullet engraved with "if you're reading this you're gay" is objectively funny

Overall, today’s been a really nice day. Had a good bowel movement, solved today’s Wordle in 4, some guy’s neck exploded. 🫶

I’m not saying something bad is going to happen tomorrow, but I am getting some weird juju heading to bed tonight.

Hi, sunshine ✌️

Nerdy crafts that smell so good? YES MAMA. Get yours today 💜

My mom texted me this morning asking me if I had a new boyfriend because I added the picture below to my August photo dump on IG. I should have known that being a cheeky little shit posting screenshots from Sniffies would bite me in the ass.

Felt very domestic witch today. Cut my monstera for new propagations and made avocado toast toad in a hole.

Love getting new cards for decks! 😁🥹

So, in my current D&D campaign I’ve come up with a new system called Luck Points. Before I explain how they’re explained, let me explain what they’re used for and why.

Five games to get to know me.

I wanted a new Abzan commander deck and thought, what if I made a deck where every card (outside of lands) was serving cvnt? So there's the challenge: make a deck where every thing you cast you could say "I tap X and cast my queen". And since mothers give you life, there's a lifegain subtheme.