maybe I’m not a cool kid anymore but this lolla merch is a joke, surely

me, getting a poor mid-year evaluation: objection, hearsay

i read so much sukuna x reader fanfic it could kill a man

lore drop of the day: I made plague hand stamps for when I go to the ren Faire as a plague rat

so who out here being yag

they call it “getting run over by a car and having a whole EMS squad show up”, I call it engagement farming

lore drop of the day: accidentally watched a strip show with my brother bc I thought it was a PG13 burlesque performance. the host was funny af though. also got to see titties. 10/10

hello and welcome to my Ted talk: do or do not do that thing and something else will happen

lore drop of the day: um I skinned a racoon

lore drop of the day: pregamed at Cracker Barrel before going to a Pierce the Veil concert (their peach mimosas are AMAZING)

lore drop of the day: SHOES ARE FINALLY ORGANIZED (this is not all of them)

lore drop of the day: one of my great uncles was almost in a koolaid cult incident but didn’t show up to their “event” bc his wife divorced him for giving the cult all of his money, and he was trying to work things out with her

watching Devil May Cry and… I’d let White Rabbit hit

WHERE ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE????

chat do I turn off cat tv for my cat so I can watch one piece, or do I sit and watch cat tv for entertainment

lore drop of the day: the only reusable water bottles I choose to drink out of are ones that are shaped like disposable water bottles because I HATE CAPS THAT HIT ME IN THE FACE & WIDE MOUTH OPENINGS

that job is fake and not invited to the bbq >:(

lore drop of the day: my cat is watching videos of dolphins swim right now

got Mexican food for dinner and I ate the taco so good you could have mistaken me for a lesbian

CHAT. I HAVE A MEETING SCHEDULED FOR THE JOB I INTERVIEWED FOR. I THINK THIS IS IT. FINGERS CROSSED THEY GIVE ME AN OFFER!!!

so my baby is the cutest baby in the world thanks

just started watching One Piece. So when do Zoro and Sanji start rawdogging

using SoundCloud for my car music now and hitting shuffle on a random genre has been so entertaining and it also makes me so mad that so many artists that are amazing are not appreciated,,

so the movie theater power went out. this film is apparently not available in movie theaters near me

lore drop of the day: was scouted on the subway to appear as a hot chick in the background of a music video. threw away the business card bc I don’t know that man from eve

nooo…. don’t date that skrunkly man… your so sexy haha

they say i’m engagement farming but how can i. what is a protractor and how does it help grow corn

lore drop of the day: have eaten food many times and not known what it is. still don’t know what it is. some kind of mystery meat. it was good though!!

but has the new pope contributed to the beer snakes in the Budweiser section?

the first ever deep-dish pope

don’t show my husband this picrew LMAO picrew.me/ja/image_mak...

chat should I start watching One Piece???? this ask is entirely related to some Sanji x Zoro fanfic I stumbled upon…..

lore drop of the day: was filmed recently for a documentary

aiming a water gun at an electrical outlet to see if i get electrocuted through a consistent water stream and a handful of cheap plastic

my reaction when i keep getting sex toy ads because I keep clicking on them to read the horny reviews:

manifesting an organized walk-in kitchen pantry with vintage style wallpaper………..

i never learned what the met gala theme was but I just gotta say that seeing so many women in suits made my gay heart VERY happy

lore drop of the day: had a friend break into my house once to borrow my food processor

my mom unironically texts “bwahahaha” which only solidifies my assertion that she’s a Disney villain

*record scratch* yep. that’s me. now you’re probably wondering how I got here

they were mad I didn’t have food

I cleaned today which means my mental health is fixed!!! thank god!! tell my doctor to remove all those letters from my chart STAT

so anyways I’ve been writing love & deepspace xReader slow burn fanfiction (as a treat)

lore drop of the day: attended a pickle festival and had a lemon curd and pickle flavored cupcake. the flavors in my mouth were unexpected, but VERY welcome

you know how I told yall my cat was going viral on rednote? She officially has over 80K likes. my cat is a star

okay guys I’m done having my menty b how is everyone doi-

lore drop of the day: my cat is going viral on RedNote right now (she has 40K+ likes)