It’s very clear that paedophilia is OK above a certain level of influence and that public exposure makes no difference. Almost without exception, the wealthy are poisonous.

How much clearer does it need to be that the rich, wherever they live, whatever their political stripes, whatever the crime…will always close ranks

whoever invented elastic? Great job

your disco ball won’t clean itself 🪩

As much as I love this band what’s the point of a live album if you can barely hear the crowd

Perth: stop being windy challenge

Because of *course* Chopra was involved in this. Not just a pseudo intellectual fraud

If you have a very significant BO problem how do you not know? You have to just not care right? There’s no way you don’t know. I am posting from the bus.

Nobody needs to be on a phone call at 633am on the bus. Hang up lady, too much too soon

I hope it gets better but E1 of Pluribus was kind of dull and laboured

this is a very very funny show

from a friend in Buenos Aires

Frankenstein was great (I actually really did like it)

Cancelled plans so I’m drinking gin with my plants who all have names

not my pic but yea to all of this. A tonic

Tradies are the fucking pits. The amount of other people’s time they’re comfortable wasting is insane.

Related: this is why counsellors don’t need any qualifications to practice

Been trying to get a new job since June, my contract here is almost up and it’s becoming clear I am losing out in the application process to people using generative AI to nail their selection criteria in their applications. I believe this is fraud and I know I can’t prove it. Amazing 🤩

Captain Torture

This person took this when they called the race

Album pairing

the hint of warmer weather after a 5 month winter

Halloween is community

Paul Dempsey has the best voice in the country. Maybe. It’s up there.

In an uber on the way to a gig, looking out the window seeing people everywhere in funky costumes….Halloween really is the closest we have to a lost sense of community. Fuck yes to the spooky season

Huge respect to Penelope Cruz for keeping bangs her entire career 🙇🏻‍♂️

those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station

Conservatives are scared of literally everything

This poor guy taking a breather after being hunted down by a pack of ravens

A big congratulations and well done to the beautiful nation of Ireland

What the fuck is this shit. Getting on for five straight months of winter. Fuck off

I don’t understand the physics behind this but if your coffee isn’t hot enough when you buy it, no amount of microwaving afterwards is going to fix it

I just called it chicken Taranaki

A dating app but just for gym people and part of their membership

Leaf blowers are something I could see myself turning into a boomer about and becoming a single issue voter, letter writing campaign sort of guy. If you have one you should hand it over now before it gets ugly

people complaining about the difficulty of making friends as an adult but doing none of the work to fix that are the cause and the solution to making friends as an adult

Pretty sure Aunt Gladys from WEAPONS is on the bus

It’s somehow 13 and 18 degrees simultaneously according to the BOM app

the apex chip

Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICE—getting pepperballed and standing their ground—and thought “that’s awesome. That person is a hero”

channel 7 celebs channeling Rumours-era Fleetwood Mac

please tell me someone else saw this last night. I would be genuinely libellous for me to name names but holy fuck. Tony Montana would have OD’d in the green room at RAC Arena last night

Listen. I would never watch Telethon normally but that panel was on some heavy gear and it was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

This little fucker just did a full sneak attack

double clonidine is incredible. Finally getting good, deep sleep after years of nonsense, and the dreams?? They’re back. Last night was about helicopter safety, the night before was a nightmare with a 9ft tall tweety bird who was somehow Japanese and a ghost

No one will remember anything Linda Reynolds did in politics, but we will remember this forever. What a piece of sh#t.

the air quality is terrible out there today 👍🏼

spring has spronged

Never seen Perth & Freo so dead on a weekend as I have in the last few months - where is everyone? There are no vibes anywhere, it’s like a different era out there

I’m going to buy my colleague soft closing drawers and a one step guide to putting your phone on silent for Christmas