Han Zee
@hunnyzmorley.bsky.social
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General musical theatre writer 🫡 and silly billy lyricist DMs open if you wanna go in 🧐
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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This is the account of someone who just realized that Jennifer Lopez is “Jenny from the block” because Jenny is short for Jennifer :0
about 1 year ago
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This is the account of someone who just realized that Jennifer Lopez is “Jenny from the block” because Jenny is short for Jennifer :0
about 1 year ago
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Can I substitute a savory Jesus in place of a sweet Jesus? Xoxo Eucharist Girl
over 1 year ago
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Anyway let’s digress back from the digression so we can get back to what I was originally digressing from
over 1 year ago
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Sill gooses rise up!
over 1 year ago
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Did dinosaurs taste like chicken or does chicken taste like dinosaurs?
over 1 year ago
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Queer 26-year-old nesting is deep cleaning your apartment before your friends come to visit because they can’t know about the squalor
over 1 year ago
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Pastrami Mommy
over 1 year ago
winter is all about wearing the same three outfits on rotation like a cartoon character
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I would be 10% more productive with a picnic basket in my life (I say having said this about the last ten silly whim purchases)
over 1 year ago
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Nbd stands for “nonbinary disaster “
over 1 year ago
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Selina 🫶🏼
over 1 year ago
Who knew I’d be buying so many 8ths in the future… I guess Sesame Street did
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The Joy🐇
over 1 year ago
For Sale: Katanas, Never Drawn
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Sanity is just peer review
over 1 year ago
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What is the difference between ramen and soup? Like how do you make ramen in a way that makes it ramen versus soup?
over 1 year ago
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Michelle
over 1 year ago
Me waking up on 2 hours of sleep and trying to fix it with a cute outfit.
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Things Jimmy Carter killed… 1. Being President 2. Guinea Worm 3. Nosferatu
over 1 year ago
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The petty cabs have stopped playing Christmas music, the world has moved on!
over 1 year ago
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I’m walking on Fluoxetine (ohhhhh)
over 1 year ago
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Real life footage of my birth
over 1 year ago
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I grow stronger with each paycheck
over 1 year ago
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Schaffrillas
over 1 year ago
Pretty fucked up that Jimmy Carter lived to see Wicked Part 1 but not Part 2
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If you can’t be brave, be kind 🚵🏽♀️☕️🐕🐾🐸 🥪🥋⚔️☯️👩🏼🎨🖋️✏️
over 1 year ago
RIP President Jimmy Carter
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I didn’t consent to having any knowledge
over 1 year ago
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I have once again become the cause of my own loneliness
over 1 year ago
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Trixs are for kids and members of ACA
over 1 year ago
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Hot girls say “copy” instead of “will do” or “kk”. Walkie talkie talk only
over 1 year ago
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There is no kind of satisfaction like using a walkie talkie professionally. Over. Out. Copy
over 1 year ago
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Did anyone else see the “help Muhammad find a wife” billboards? I just want to ever know if he found a wife
over 1 year ago
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The greatest trilogy is Netflix’s “The Princess Switch starring Vanessa Hudgens
over 1 year ago
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I miss when Vanessa Hudgens was in her Netflix Christmas movie era!
over 1 year ago
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I am a messy burrito
over 1 year ago
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I am blue sky’s Cassandra
over 1 year ago
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I am late on the Kaos train, but can Netflix stop making amazing properties and then canceling them????
over 1 year ago
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I am a little lost in the figgy pudding
over 1 year ago
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This holiday season is sponsored by Pizza Rat
over 1 year ago
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Silly fact #1. As a kid, I wanted my nickname to be “the librarian” because I always have a book or movie to reference
over 1 year ago
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Don’t awake the kraken! If you ask me “what’s up” I will recommend you a new movie, show, or book
over 1 year ago
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The Nicholas cage gods chose me and gave me a lost Cage classic
over 1 year ago
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I feel at home when the PCH Barbie and emo beach houses go viral
add a skeleton here at some point
over 1 year ago
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I have been frost nibbled
over 1 year ago
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Which god do I have to pray to fix my chapped upper lip??
over 1 year ago
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Where is my romantic coffee shop meet cute? The screenwriter of my life seems to realllllly love character development but not fluffy romances
over 1 year ago
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(To the tune of white Christmas) I’m dreaming of a economically stable financial situation Just like the ones my parents had
over 1 year ago
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I’m like a pancake looking for her maple syrup
over 1 year ago
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If life’s a stage then I hope my anxiety is dramaturgically relevant
over 1 year ago
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Think Pink!
over 1 year ago
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Is it just me or was “white Christmas” written too early??? Like dramaturgically it reads like it’s from the perspective of someone going through climate change
over 1 year ago
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Come close girly we shall gossip for warmth
over 1 year ago
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